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Roger T. Pipe's Interview
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Roger interviews Russian beauty, Vicca, on the floor of a recent Adult Expo Convention. A rare treat to be with one of porn's most popular Russian duos to take porn by storm. Along with Nikita, they are both exclusive contracts performers with VCA Pictures. She takes time out from signing autographs for VCA Pictures at the convention..
Roger T. Pipe: I am here with one of the best imports we've got from Russia ever, Vicca!
Vicca: Hi everyone. Good morning. I hope you are awake now.
Roger T. Pipe: It's like early in the morning right now for porn people. It's like 1130am. So like all of us are just barely getting out of our coffins.
Vicca: I know, I need some coffee.
Roger T. Pipe: She needs some coffee now that's she's out of her coffin. Vicca, you're signing with your company right, your exclusive company.
Vicca: And it's VCA, check this out. (She shows the camera her gold VCA necklace around her neck). Look, V C A! It's almost Vicca, right.
Roger T. Pipe: That's very true.
Vicca: Yes, I'm missing an I and an extra C.
Roger T. Pipe: That's very cute. So how long have you been doing this for? How long have you been doing the movies for.
Vicca: I've been doing this for a few years. Like 2 and 1/2 years. I also did a few movies in Europe, like big productions, but here with VCA, it's my second year.
Roger T. Pipe: Now you started off as a porn star in Europe before you came over here?
Vicca: Well, I don't like the title, "Porn Star". I mean, yah, I've done some movies there.
Roger T. Pipe: Like "Adult Orient Type" movies over there.
Vicca: Yes, yes, yes. I like them, they are big, with a story, dialogs, and old costumes. And they are all shot on film.
Roger T. Pipe: You never seem like you have a lot of dialog in the movies over here.
Vicca: Well, it's getting better. Because they know that I speak English. Because before, I don't why, they have this rumor that I don't speak English.
This guy who wrote this script I was in, have me only say, "Dah, Dah, Dah". I say why, why you give it to me. He say, "I didn't know that you speak English so well." I say next time, let me see the script before. So now I have script approval. I see a script before I say yes or no on a project.
Roger T. Pipe: Yes, you are now doing lead work; you have a new movie coming out.
Vicca: Well, I have a bunch of new films out. One of my favorites is "Ritual" that was done by Michael Ninn. Who is a great director and a friend of mine. And another favorite is "Eye Spy Sex."
Roger T. Pipe: Now is that a film about Russian spies.
Vicca: I don't tell you, you have to see the movie first. I mean, I can not ruin the whole surprise.
Roger T. Pipe: Don't want to give away the plot ending.
Vicca: Exactly. Of course it's all about sex, but...it have a story, it also is.
Roger T. Pipe: I had heard you did modeling.
Vicca: I still do. I do a lot of mainstream things and movies. I love it too.
Roger T. Pipe: Your movies really can't play "back home" can they.
Vicca: Well I know there are a lot of video pirates there, so must be.
Roger T. Pipe: Do you have any family back home that has contacted you that have said; "Your movies are over here now."
Vicca: Well, no. I haven't had any that have contacted me, but maybe they have seen them.
Roger T. Pipe: Over there, what are their views on Erotic movies? Do they have those over there?
Vicca: Jeez! You can just turn on the TV channels over there and see hardcore. I don't know if it's legal or not.
Roger T. Pipe: That's cool. I think that your stuff is great.
Vicca: Thank you very much.
Roger T. Pipe: I've seen a number of the VCA movies where they team you up with other
VCA contract girl, Nikita.
Vicca: Well not always.
Roger T. Pipe: Well not always, but most of the time.
Vicca: Well we are good friends, and it is always nice to work with a friend.
Roger T. Pipe: Oh yeah. At first I was thinking maybe there was something going on there with you two that was some sort of exclusive thing between you two.
Vicca: Aaa...no comment.
Roger T. Pipe: No comment, eh.
Vicca: No comment. I just want to keep the mystery there going. Sparks some interest.
Roger T. Pipe: OK, let me ask you some hard questions now. I got them written done.
Vicca: Oh God you got a lot of them.
Roger T. Pipe: First one. What kind of guys do you date?
Vicca: I don't date. No, I'm just kidding. Well, first of all I look at their personality, well of course I have to be attracted to them, everyone can have
good personality.
Roger T. Pipe: Not big fat slobs.
Vicca: Oh come on. No, no, it's not like this. I cannot answer this. It's like every particular one is unique. That's a hard question.
Roger T. Pipe: Who's the most famous person you have slept with?
Vicca: (Thinking) Nikita.
Roger T. Pipe: Hey that's more famous than anyone I have slept with.
Vicca: Well are you talking about in the movies or private life.
Roger T. Pipe: Anything.
Vicca: Ohhh...I don't tell you that.
Roger T. Pipe: Ohhh. There you go. Well we won't go any further on that. Where's the nastiest place you ever had sex?
Vicca: Nastiest place. Mmmm. Oh God, ...elevator.
Roger T. Pipe: ELEVATOR! That seems relatively tame for a porn star. I know Non-Erotic actors who have had sex in an elevator. I kind of expected something really weird.
Vicca: Well like what?
Roger T. Pipe: Like Church.
Vicca: No, no, no.
Roger T. Pipe: OK. Oops, I can't believe I wrote this question. Doesn't cum taste gross?
Vicca: Sometimes. (Laughing) I don't really like to taste it. It depends on what situation it is. Or who it is. You know. Some females also can be gross.
I don't want to be rude.
Roger T. Pipe: You have to keep a smile while down there right. As soon as the camera goes off, you throw up.
Vicca: Well the good thing about VCA Pictures, is you don't have to taste the
cum, cause it's safe sex and no facials. We always want to be safe and it's all condoms here. So no taste of cum anymore.
Roger T. Pipe: That's true.
Vicca: I mean you can have it in private life of course.
Roger T. Pipe: I'm assuming. I've been told you can have sex when there are no cameras around.
Vicca: (Laughing) Oh God! He knows all the secrets now.
Roger T. Pipe: OK, last question, this one is a tough one. How long before anal sex do you have to take the enema for? I've heard 15 minutes, I've heard an hour,
and every time is a different story.
Vicca: (Laughing) It's a gross question!
Roger T. Pipe: Yeah, but guys ask these things.
Vicca: No comments, NO COMMENTS!
Roger T. Pipe: OK, well to learn more about our wonderful friend and exchange student here...
Vicca: Oh come on, I could teach you all a few things. I'm an exchange teacher.
Roger T. Pipe: Well exchange teacher then. To learn more, go to her website. And you learn all these secrets...
Vicca: A bunch of stuff
Roger T. Pipe: ...nothing about enemas though.
Vicca: Well...
Roger T. Pipe: In the pay area. See, there's the incentive to go into the pay area.
Vicca: (Laughing)
Roger T. Pipe: Thank you very much; you have been an incredible sport.
Vicca: Thank you very much, but I don't know, when did you get these questions. How many times have you asked them before?
Roger T. Pipe: I stay up till 3 or 4 in the morning and then I write my questions.
Vicca: OK, I've got a question for you. How many adults movies do you see before you write those questions?
Roger T. Pipe: In my lifetime or last night?
Vicca: Last night.
Roger T. Pipe: Maybe like 4 tops.
Vicca: OK, how many times did you cum while watching them?
Roger T. Pipe: I'd say an average of 3.25 times per movies.
Vicca: You lie.
Roger T. Pipe: No easily.
Vicca: You are a liar. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Roger T. Pipe: No really. That's why it takes so long to do reviews, cause I get about a scene and a half, then I have to run to the bathroom, then I come back and I'm too tired to finish the review. I have to drink like a protein shake or
something. Then I get maybe another scene and a half into it...so it takes me
like 3 or 4 days to review a single porn movie.
Vicca: Well, you are unique.
Roger T. Pipe: Well, I'm a very lonely, lonely guy.
Vicca: But look at your opportunity, you have a camera, TV, cable TV, (Looking straight into the camera) We need to find a girlfriend for lonely
guy. Anyone who likes to watch adult movies, please send your letters to guy on TV.
Roger T. Pipe: There you go. You get to hang out and watch dirty movies with me.
Vicca: Yeah, then you don't have to drink a protein shake.
(Both start laughing)
Roger T. Pipe: Well thank you very much.
Vicca: Well you are welcome very much. See you everyone, later, OK. Bye!
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