Anyone who has seen me write about this woman knows that Leanni Lei is one of the reasons I love porn. She is great looking, petite, cuter than hell and fucks like a wild rabbit. When I got a call to come to a Mimi Miagiset, I figured I would be interviewing Mimi. Sadly, she was very busy with production and really didn't have time to sit down and chat. To my surprise (and delight) Leanni Lei was scheduled to shoot two scenes later that day and had just left the make up chair when I arrived. After a quick intro, she happily agreed to go outside by the pool and give me an interview I will never forget.

Roger T. Pipe:  OK, just let me jot down a few notes. (Leanni notices that I have written her name at the top of the paper.)

Leanni Lei:  My pleasure. Oh my gosh, you spelled it right.

Roger T. Pipe:  What?

Leanni Lei:  My name. You spelled it right the first time.

Roger T. Pipe:  I've written it enough in reviews. I think it's branded on my brain.

Leanni Lei:  Oh really? Good.

Roger T. Pipe:  If I had known you were going to be here, I would have printed out some reviews and brought them for you.

Leanni Lei:  Oh no, I never read those.

Roger T. Pipe:  They're good, I assure you.

Leanni Lei:  Even if they're good, you never know. Plus I wouldn't want my ego to get out of control. I want to stay down to earth.

Roger T. Pipe:  In that case, it's good that I didn't bring them for you. Your head might swell. In fact, I ran a web poll for fans last year and I think you finished seventh or so as best new comer.

Leanni Lei:  Get out of town.

Roger T. Pipe:  I'm serious.

Leanni Lei:  Me? Really? I didn't think anyone liked me that much.

Roger T. Pipe:  They do, they love you.

Leanni Lei:  And you?

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, I'm supposed to be wearing my impartial journalist hat today.

Leanni Lei:  So turn off the tape and tell me.

Roger T. Pipe:  You mean you can't tell?

Leanni Lei:  Oh that? I thought that was just a camera in your pocket.

Roger T. Pipe:  OK, where were you born?

Leanni Lei:  In the Philippines.

Roger T. Pipe:  When's your birthday?

Leanni Lei:  June sixth. I just had a birthday.

Roger T. Pipe:  And how old are you?

Leanni Lei:  I was born on June sixth. (She laughs)

Roger T. Pipe:  You're not going to tell me?

Leanni Lei:  I'm in my early twenties.

Roger T. Pipe:  Good enough. Where did you grow up?

Leanni Lei:  I grew up in California.

Roger T. Pipe:  Southern California?

Leanni Lei:  Irvine.

Roger T. Pipe:  Orange County. My neck of the woods. I drove all the way up from there this morning.

Leanni Lei:  Oh my gosh, in all that traffic, just to see me?

Roger T. Pipe:  Sure, all to see you. Actually. There is something I have always wanted to do with you ever since I first saw you.

Leanni Lei:  (Her eyes widen) Oh Really. What?

Roger T. Pipe:  I'll tell you later. Do you still live in Orange County?

Leanni Lei:  No, I live in Connecticut. Everybody who knows me, knows that I live in Connecticut. In every movie or interview, I have to give props to Connecticut.

Leanni Lei:  That may be a first.

Roger T. Pipe:  I love it over there.

Leanni Lei:  When did you move to Connecticut?

Leanni Lei:  Back in 93.

Roger T. Pipe:  How is it different than living here?

Leanni Lei:  It's a lot faster here. Everything is about cars and Versace and cars and Versace. There, you have a car, you have clothes and people are lot nicer. Not that people aren't nice here, but it's much more real there. I wrote a term paper once about East Vs. West. On the East Coast people tell you if they like you and they tell you if they don't. Out here, they will always say they like you, but behind your back, it's a different story.

Roger T. Pipe:  I'm sure you don't run into that very often.

Leanni Lei:  Why?

Roger T. Pipe:  Who could not like you?

Leanni Lei:  Awww, sweet, but people do. You know, if you don't like me, just tell me. Don't pretend to me my friend then stab me in the back.

Roger T. Pipe:  (After Roger does his very best Mel Tillis impersonation trying to get the next question out of his pie hole.)

Leanni Lei:  Are you OK?

Roger T. Pipe:  I'll be fine. English just gives me trouble some days.

Leanni Lei:  Would it help if I put my top back on?

Roger T. Pipe:  Would it help my command of the language? Probably, but don't do that on my account.

Leanni Lei:  You'll suffer through?

Roger T. Pipe:  For the readers, I'll walk through fire.

Leanni Lei:  Listen to that, the sacrifices this man goes through for his readers.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do your family and friends back home know what you're doing?

Leanni Lei:  My mother knows, but we don't talk about it. I don't know if my father knows or not. My aunt's boyfriend just found out that I was doing this. I have been going there visiting for a long time, very nonchalant, just Leanni going to school, living in Connecticut. Then one day, he said something to me, because he watches the videos. I don't have in friends from like old school days, so all of my friends are cool with it.

Roger T. Pipe:  How did your mom find out?

Leanni Lei:  She has a friend who works at a convenience store. And I was on the cover of a magazine. She saw the magazine and said "Isn't this your daughter?" My mother called me and told me that she saw it. In the magazine, it listed the movies I had been in, so I told her all about it.

Roger T. Pipe:  Was she upset?

Leanni Lei:  Not about the pictures. She said, "You look really pretty, but you're thingie shows." I told her "That's sort of the point."

Roger T. Pipe:  Your thingie?

Leanni Lei:  You know.

Roger T. Pipe:  No, what thingie?

Leanni Lei:  Oh please. This thingie. (From my vantage point, apparently, Leanni is referring to her pussy which she now shows and sends Rog into another bout of language difficulty. Thank God for big notebooks.)

Roger T. Pipe:  So, she wasn't upset over the pictures?

Leanni Lei:  It was the movies that bothered her. She supports me, but she doesn't support the movies. We don't talk about it. It works out fine that way. I live and go to school in Connecticut and come out here to do the movies, so I can separate things. If I were out here doing it all the time and got caught up in the hype and the lifestyle, I think she would have more of a problem.

Roger T. Pipe:  So, you're still in school?

Leanni Lei:  Yes. I'm a finance major. I'm going to Wall Street. Hell, I'm going to own Wall Street. (She laughs.) Does anyone on campus recognize you?

Leanni Lei:  I sure hope not.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you think some of them do, but just don't say anything?

Leanni Lei:  Sometimes, yeah. When I see people staring at me, that's when I think they must recognize me.

Roger T. Pipe:  They might just be staring because you're so damn cute.

Leanni Lei:  (She laughs) Stop it, my head is going to be too big to get back into the house. When I go to school, I don't wear make up, I don't do my hair and I don't dress like a porn star.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you don't walk around campus in a G-String and fuck me pumps?

Leanni Lei:   Only in the bedroom. One thing I do hate is when they call roll at the beginning of the semester. They call out your whole name, so as soon as they say my first name, I burst out, 'Yes, here.' I don't want them to say the whole name and have someone recognize me because of that.

Roger T. Pipe:  Anyone who heard that would probably figure it couldn't actually be your real name.

Leanni Lei:  Well, being Asian I can get away with things like, because to most people all Asians look alike. (She laughs.)

Roger T. Pipe:  You could always just deny it if anyone asked.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, I'd say "No, but thanks, she's really cute." No, I'm kidding, I don't think that.

Roger T. Pipe:  You don't think that you're cute?

Leanni Lei:  Do you think I am?

Roger T. Pipe:  Stand up, and I'll tell you what I honestly think. (She stands, showing off a bit.)

Leanni Lei:  Are you going to tell them about my new boob job?

Roger T. Pipe:  Boob job?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, don't they look real?

Roger T. Pipe:  They all look real. I'd have to feel them.

Leanni Lei:  OK.

Roger T. Pipe:  They feel very real.

Leanni Lei:  I know, aren't they awesome. (She laughs.)

Roger T. Pipe:  You know, we better stop, people are going to freak out if they think you actually got a boob job.

Leanni Lei:  Oh, don't worry about that. I'm still all real.

Roger T. Pipe:  By the way, for the record, yes, you are exceptionally cute.

Leanni Lei:  I need to put you in charge of my publicity.

Roger T. Pipe:  Any time. When did you make your first movie?

Leanni Lei:  October of 97.

Roger T. Pipe:  For who?

Leanni Lei:  For Ed Powers.

Roger T. Pipe:  How was that?

Leanni Lei:  Do you want a short answer, or can I tell you the story?

Roger T. Pipe:  Shoot.

Leanni Lei:  The very first porno I saw was an Ed Powers movie. You won't believe who was in it.

Roger T. Pipe:  Who?

Leanni Lei:  Whose set are we on?

Roger T. Pipe:  Mimi Miagi's.

Leanni Lei:  Right. She was in the first porn I saw. I was freaked out. Being Asian, and seeing another Asian woman having sex with a guy on camera, it was amazing. So, I'm on a talent call and this guy, Jake Steed, comes up to me and asked if I'd like to work for Ed Powers. I was like "Oh God yes, Mimi worked for him." I was so excited. I was starting with the same guy Mimi started with. Ever since I saw her in that movie, I followed her career. I rented a bunch of her movies, bought a bunch of magazines with her in them. Now, two years into the business, I am actually going to be in a scene with her.

Roger T. Pipe:  You sound pretty excited.

Leanni Lei:  I can't even tell you how excited I am.

Roger T. Pipe:  Here I thought that was me doing that to you.

Leanni Lei:  Oh it is Rog, honest. (Leanni bats her eyes and grins in a way that could probably make men hand over anything she wanted.)

Roger T. Pipe:  Who says porn stars can't act. What was it like working for Ed?

Leanni Lei:  He is really nice. I liked him. His humor is kind of corny, but he is really nice to work with. I was really nervous. You can see it on the tape, my face is shaking. He actually caught me off guard. My zipper was unzipped, so I was pulling it up and he asked me my age. I told him, but said "Don't ask me that on camera." He said "It's rolling now."

Roger T. Pipe:  So we can watch that tape and find out how old you are?

Leanni Lei:  Yes, if you really must.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you were nervous.

Leanni Lei:  Oh yeah. Then right after Ed, I worked with Jake.

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, that's a little different.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah. It was cool though. Ed's really small. I like Ed. It was good that he is small, for preparation for Jake. Whew, that guy is like…..this. (She holds her hands a foot and a half apart.)

Roger T. Pipe:  Was he the biggest guy you had been with?

Leanni Lei:  I think so. I know I small, I'm only 85 pounds. But I can take a big dick. The only reason I couldn't take Jake so well, is because he's got a curve. I think that's what caused problems.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you don't mind big dicks?

Leanni Lei:  Why, are you offering? (She laughs) As long as their straight, they can be big. I love that.

Roger T. Pipe:  When you were done with that first shoot, did you know right away that you wanted to do more, or did you need some time to think about it?

Leanni Lei:  No, I knew already. Back in June or July of that year. I had gone out to do a talent call. That's when all these producers and directors are in one room and you are on display for them to check you out. Take your clothes off. That's the interview, take your clothes off, OK, you're hired, you know. So, it took me a few months after that to actually do one. Randy West was actually the first person who ever called me. Then Ed called, then some others. It was a big deal, so I took a few months to think about it.

Roger T. Pipe:  How many movies have you done so far?

Leanni Lei:  I can't say exactly, but it's forty, plus or minus a couple.

Roger T. Pipe:  Any that you are particularly proud of?

Leanni Lei:  Proud?

Roger T. Pipe:  OK, any that are your favorites?

Leanni Lei:  That's better. I have yet to do a movie that I run home and say "Look mom." I loved Randy's Up and Cummers 46 because it took the whole day. I was so curious. I wanted to do this and I wanted to do that. Of course, he was like 'Sure.' There is another favorite, but I haven't seen it yet. It's called Body Slammin 3. It's recent, but I did it back in August. It was the last movie I did before I went back to Connecticut and the reason I am excited about it is because it's my first, on screen anal.

Roger T. Pipe:  People have been waiting for that for a while.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, not only was it my first on screen anal, but I did like four or five positions, no problems. Usually on the set, they only tape seven minutes of the whole scene, but we did twenty to thirty minutes of straight anal sex.

Roger T. Pipe:  With who?

Leanni Lei:  Alex Sanders.

Roger T. Pipe:  Lucky guy. People ask me about that all the time, where can I see Leanni doing anal?

Leanni Lei:  I did it and I thought it was awesome, so I want to see how it came out.

Roger T. Pipe:  Will there be more anal scenes?

Leanni Lei:  I know I'm going to, but I don't want to do too much. I have no intentions of being an anal queen. My anal scenes are going to be things I enjoy. You will never see me do anal in a feature because of the way they are shot. In gonzo, we can pretty much do what we want to do, so the sex is going to be better and that's the only sort of anal I want to do, gonzo stuff.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you prefer gonzo?

Leanni Lei:  Oh yeah. I don't like features. I don't like scripts.

Roger T. Pipe:  So no interest in acting?

Leanni Lei:  Not at all. I'll do it, but I have no interest in it. I like to be me.

Roger T. Pipe:  With all that personality, it would be hard for a writer to come up with a character half as interesting or sexy as you.

Leanni Lei:  Oh, thank you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have any favorite males to work with?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah.

Roger T. Pipe:  Besides me?

Leanni Lei:  Do you have a current DNA test Rog?

Roger T. Pipe:  I do, right in my wallet.

Leanni Lei:  All right, if Chris doesn't show up today, I'm going to insist on you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Pardon me, I have to make a call to some friends at the CHP.

Leanni Lei:  Just tell Claudio not to let him enter the house.

Roger T. Pipe:  That might work.

Leanni Lei:  Oh forget that, let's just dive into the pool right now.

Roger T. Pipe:  The second this interview is over.

Leanni Lei:  Back to the question. My favorite guys really aren't in the business any more. They only work in their own movies. My favorites are Peter North and TT Boy. Do you want to know why?

Roger T. Pipe:  Their superbly coifed dos?

Leanni Lei:  (She laughs) Because Peter North has the passion for sex. TT Boy also has passion, but he has that rough, aggressive, wham bam, wham bam again and again. He's just so hard core.

Roger T. Pipe:  You like that in sex? Rough and aggressive?

Leanni Lei:  Oh yeah. TT doesn't scare me. A lot of girls are intimidated by him, but I just love that. My whole fantasy is for me to be in a scene with Peter and TT. The passion from Peter North, his touch and TT to just uhhh. (Leanni slams her fist into her palm a few times to demonstrate.)

Roger T. Pipe:  So, any producers listening who can set this up should give you a call.

Leanni Lei:  Totally, but they aren't in any more.

Roger T. Pipe:  They lost out.

Leanni Lei:  So did I.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about dick size? Is that important?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, in my personal life it is.

Roger T. Pipe:  What's your preference?

Leanni Lei:  Well, I don't really like them small, but I don't like them super huge either. My whole thing is that I like them really straight, really smooth, with a nice head. Not tiny, but not huge. Just enough to fill me. Because if it's too big, I can't get what I want. I like really rough aggressive sex and I can't always do that with super huge guys. If it's super small, I won't feel it. Not that I have a big gap or something, I just like to feel something filling me.

Roger T. Pipe:  What would the prefect size be?

Leanni Lei:  Why don't you take yours out and I'll see.

Roger T. Pipe:  I might ruin you for your scene.

Leanni Lei:  (She laughs) Hmmm, from the looks of things from here, that might be true. You know, I had this one guy who was the length of my forearm. We dated for a while.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's pretty damn huge.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, I actually took him in the ass.

Roger T. Pipe:  No way.

Leanni Lei:  Honest, no lie. I swear to you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Your forearm is what, ten, eleven inches?

Leanni Lei:  I didn't take it all in. I took him maybe up to here. (Leanni indicates a point on her forearm about eight inches up.) So, I took him that deep in my ass with no lube.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you've taken guys a little smaller than me in your ass?

Leanni Lei:  (She laughs and grabs at my shirt) Come on Rog let's go upstairs right now.

Roger T. Pipe:  That guy must have prepared you for the big ones in this business.

Leanni Lei:  You know when we broke up... I told him I would just have to fist myself to remind me of him.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have any favorite females to work with?

Leanni Lei:  I don't really work with a lot of women. The truth is, I'm not a woman lover in my personal life. I think that's because I'm shy with women. Not with men for some reason. But, when I do movies, you have probably only seen a handful of scenes where I work with a girl and there is almost always a guy involved as well. If it's going to be a girl, she has to be really attractive, really nice to me, and really turn me on. Guys it doesn't matter as much but with women I'm really choosy.

Roger T. Pipe:  Good news for regular guys like me.

Leanni Lei:  Yep, I love men. I will tell you the best woman so far, Felicia.

Roger T. Pipe:  Everyone says that.

Leanni Lei:  It's true. She was my first woman ever, on camera or off. I took that scene personally.

Roger T. Pipe:  You said you 85 pounds, and how tall?

Leanni Lei:  4-11

Roger T. Pipe:  What are your measurements?

Leanni Lei:  34, do you want to know my cup size?

Roger T. Pipe:  Only if you want to tell me.

Leanni Lei:  I'm a B Cup. 34B-22-34.

Roger T. Pipe:  And those are real.

Leanni Lei:  My boobs? Yep.

Roger T. Pipe:  And they are going to stay that way right?

Leanni Lei:  Yes. But, can I just say one thing to the guys reading this. Tell the club owners not to tell me to get boobs. The only reason, and I'm going to tell everyone so I do hope you'll print this In porno they don't care about my boobs, but for me to get on the feature circuit they want me to get bigger boobs. They don't want just the average looking girls. I'm like' but don't they want what they see on film'. So you tell those club owners to allow Leanni Lei to come, but without boobs or you won't come.

Roger T. Pipe:  So, the film business hasn't tired to pressure you into getting them?

Leanni Lei:  No. They've pressured me not get them. Well, not pressured, really, but they all strongly suggest I don't get them. It's the feature dancing circuit that really insist. They say I would make more money on the feature circuit with boobs.

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, anyone who is not lucky enough to be siting where I am, and can't see these wonderful breasts, know this. They are perfect, and should never be changed.

Leanni Lei:  Thank you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you watch your own movies?

Leanni Lei:  I used to, but I don't any more.

Roger T. Pipe:  How come?

Leanni Lei:  When I first watched them, it was curiosity, you know, what I looked like on film. Then I would critique myself, that was a bad position for my body, the lighting was bad, I didn't look like I was into it. Now, after I've done so many, how different can I be? The only time I watch now are if I do happen to do any acting, just to see how I do, or B if it's something that I haven't seen before, like my anal scene. Or if it's a guy I really like, I want to watch that.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you watch other movies?

Leanni Lei:  Just to see who's who in the business. Like a new guy, how he performers. Mostly the girls, because sometimes they want to set me up with them and I want to see if I'm attracted to them.

Roger T. Pipe:  Any guys in the business you haven't worked with yet, but really want to?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, I'm sitting across from him.

Roger T. Pipe:  Seriously.

Leanni Lei:  I am serious. But if you're talking regular porn guys, there is one. Rocco Siffreddi. I probably wouldn't do anal with him, because he just tears it up.

Roger T. Pipe:  You said you like it rough.

Leanni Lei:  Not in the ass though. But I would love to get a hold of Rocco and have him just rock my world.

Roger T. Pipe:  Rocco, if you're reading this and you don't take her up on this chance, you're a fool.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, and producers if I could have Peter North... TT Boy and Rocco, I would die a happy girl. Though Peter might get lost in there, so I would settle for TT and Rocco. (Rog plays Mr. Subliminal and whispers) And Rog.

Leanni Lei:  Oh yeah, even better. That would rock.

Roger T. Pipe:  What do you think of the business at this point?

Leanni Lei:  Oh you're getting all serious again. OK, I'll answer that. I left last time, to go back to college and I also left because I was getting tired of the business. It wasn't fun for me. When I first got into the business, it was more as a fan. I was thrilled to be working with all these people. Then it became a business, which of course, it is, and should be. But I wasn't having fun. I was coming to work being Leanni Lei, porn star, not Leanni Lei, girl having fun, excited about having sex. I got sick of it. I started doing features, and doing promotion, having to actually be a porn star and having to kind of pretend to be some nympho. I'm not a nympho. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but I love sex when the magic is there. So, I was getting sick of it and went back to college, pretty sure I was done. I had a lot of time to think about it over the year and I got back into town four days ago with a new attitude. Ready for this?

Roger T. Pipe:  Sure.

Leanni Lei:  I am going to tell you exactly how it is. Some people may not want to hear this, but it's the honest truth. I am doing porno for the money because I am trying to pay my tuition, but, and I mean this, I still enjoy doing this. As long as I get to work with good people, I still enjoy the sex. I am not going to do scenes I don't enjoy. You are not going to see me doing scenes just for the money. Does that make sense?

Roger T. Pipe:  Yes.

Leanni Lei:  When I first started, I was like Wow I get to meet these people, I get to have sex and oh yeah, I make money. Now, I get paid, I get to have sex and I'm having fun. Obviously it's about money, but I won't take jobs or scenes that am not having fun with. I won't do that to myself or to the fans.

Roger T. Pipe:  Nothing wrong with having priorities and a plan. Do you actually have orgasms on camera?

Leanni Lei:  Before, yes, I almost always did.

Roger T. Pipe:  But not now?

Leanni Lei:  Well, I haven't done anything yet this year. This is my first sex scene.

Roger T. Pipe:  Really?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, why do you think I'm so excited? I can't even sit still.

Roger T. Pipe:  I thought that was because of me.

Leanni Lei:  Right. In fact, since I can't sit still in this chair, can I just sit in your lap?

Roger T. Pipe:  How stupid would I have to be to say no?

Leanni Lei:  Really stupid, now move that notebook off your lap.

Roger T. Pipe:  What is your favorite thing to do on camera?

Leanni Lei:  I don't really have a favorite sex position, but I love to talk on film. I like the interviews and enjoy playing a role, but still being myself, You know, not scripted, but something with a little role playing. That's why I love gonzo.

Roger T. Pipe:  Something like the Freshman Fantasies movie I just reviewed?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, with JJ Michaels in the limo. That whole thing was my idea. The Madonna thing, that was always a fantasy.

Roger T. Pipe:  By the way, JJ, you lucky fucker.

Leanni Lei:  He was awesome. You know, the way things are with diseases you can't just go pick someone up like that, but I have always wanted to do that, just pick someone up and fuck them.

Roger T. Pipe:  OK, I'm going to leave here and hang out beside the road.

Leanni Lei:  Who says I'm going to let you leave?

Roger T. Pipe:  All right. I think from sitting here, I know the answer to this, but I'll ask it anyway. How does your on screen personality reflect or differ from your real life personality?

Leanni Lei:  I don't know. When I'm at home in Connecticut, I'm not pornofied or anything. I am pretty mellow and very shy believe it or not. On camera, I don't have to be, but if you were to see me just walking down the street, and say hello to me, I would be quite shy. But I am friendly once you get to know me. Right?

Roger T. Pipe:  Oh, you're very friendly and that comes across on camera.

Leanni Lei:  Cool. That's what I hope for.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have a fan club?

Leanni Lei:  Yes. 9800 D, Topanga Canyon Blvd. # 224 Chatsworth, CA 91311.

Roger T. Pipe:  We'll all look forward to that. You mentioned dancing earlier. Do you do any dancing now?

Leanni Lei:  House dancing only.

Roger T. Pipe:  In Connecticut?

Leanni Lei:  In Massachusetts. It's like an hour and fifteen minutes from my house so no one runs into me. I work at the Mardi Gras in Springfield Mass.

Roger T. Pipe:  So, anyone who reads this be sure and say hi to Leanni at the Mardi Gras and tell her you read the interview. How can we get you on the feature circuit?

Leanni Lei:  Write to clubs, call them, talk to them. Whatever it takes, I love dancing, but I'm not going to get a boobjob just get on the feature circuit.

Roger T. Pipe:  I want to see out here in California.

Leanni Lei:  Oh, no I'm scared to feature out here. I need to work on the routine.

Roger T. Pipe:  You can practice at my house.

Leanni Lei:  OK, take me home.

Roger T. Pipe:  We can just move Mrs. Rog out.

Leanni Lei:  Oh no, she can watch. I can be fun for the whole family.

Roger T. Pipe:  Any tattoos or body piercing?

Leanni Lei:  Never.

Roger T. Pipe:  Ever?

Leanni Lei:  Never. If you ever see me with a tattoo, they are hennas and they only last for thirty days.

Roger T. Pipe:  What would you say is your career goal... Within the business?

Leanni Lei:  I honestly don't know because I don't know how far I can take this. I don't sit there and monitor my career to see if I am getting big. Am I going to be a superstar? Am I going to be the next Asia Carrera? Or the next Kobe Tai? Or Jenna Jameson? Well, I know I'll never be that big, but I don't look at myself that way. I think I'm doing pretty well. The producers and directors are calling me, I am getting work. People seem to like working with me. The fans seem to like me.

Roger T. Pipe:  And just to re-iterated, you are not going to get one, correct?

Leanni Lei:  Nope.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about beyond the business?

Leanni Lei:  Well, I am a finance major with a minor in accounting. The only reason I go to school is for the knowledge I will need to one day open my own business. I will have something solid to fall back on.

Roger T. Pipe:  What are you shooting today?

Leanni Lei:  I am shooting a scene with Mimi. Her first sex scene in four years. I am pretty excited to be her first in that long. I don't know the name of the movie yet. A lot of times you don't know until it comes out. After Mimi, I am shooting a scene with a guy. If he ever shows up.

Roger T. Pipe:  How does it feel to be working with Mimi?

Leanni Lei:  It's so exciting. I am taking this scene so personally. She is the first woman I ever saw in porn and I am her first in four years. I am just lucky enough to be with this woman. My next goal is to get a magazine layout with her. In fact, I was just hoping for a layout with her this summer. I never dreamed I would get to be in a movie with Mimi.

Roger T. Pipe:  Speaking of lay outs, they were telling me you just won some award for print work?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, we don't have to talk about that. (She actually seems to be blushing.)

Roger T. Pipe:  No, tell me.

Leanni Lei:  It's just a Model of the Year thing for Oriental Dolls magazine.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's a very big deal, congratulations.

Leanni Lei:  Thanks. I was in Hawaii when I found out. I got a call from the editor and they told me I had won model of the year. I called her back three or four times to make sure I won it because the fans actually voted for me. It's a fan award and I wanted to make sure that it wasn't just because I live so close to New York and can make appearances easily. I wanted to win for the right reasons. I didn't want to get it for political reasons.

Roger T. Pipe:  If I may speak to the readers for a moment. Everyone reading this who knows exactly how Leanni won this award, please email or write her to let her know how freaking hot she is. I swear, you completely lack the confidence you should have.

Leanni Lei:  Nah. I just want the fans to be properly represented.

Roger T. Pipe:  You are way too modest.

Leanni Lei:  And you are just way too sweet. You really are going to have to take me home to live with you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have a boyfriend or husband?

Leanni Lei:  No.

Roger T. Pipe:  Are you looking?

Leanni Lei:  Well, I don't have a commitment with anyone, but I do have a guy I see. We have a relationship of sorts, but because I am in this business, I can't really put a label on it. I know there are a lot of people in this business who have great relationships, but I'm not like that. I do believe in monogamy, I really do. For me. I am not into a lot of different sexual partners when I am in a relationship. So while I am in this business, I can't have that kind of relationship.

As long as I am in the adult business, be it movies, magazine, or even just promotions or dancing, I don't plan on being married or in a committed relationship. But when I am all done, then that is my time.

Roger T. Pipe:  So when you leave us, you'll be looking for that one special, very lucky guy.

Leanni Lei:  That's right.

Roger T. Pipe:  What do you look for in a guy? Besides, a big, long, straight dick.

Leanni Lei:  Well, that of course. Then I look for honesty. Just be honest with me you know. I don't even like little white lies. If you do something, just tell me. I'm never going to lie to my man about my past, or anything I do. I also like romance. I don't have to be put on a pedestal and fed grapes twenty four hours a day, but I like to know that someone cares about me and that they love me. To me, romance is just sitting around the kitchen at a family even and getting a hug.

Roger T. Pipe:  No lying, emotionally unresponsive free loaders.

Leanni Lei:  Exactly. Pay your own bills, be intelligent so we can have intelligent conversations once in a while and feel comfortable. It's OK to have bad habits and show them in front of me.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is there anything you won't do on camera?

Leanni Lei:  Jeez, like what?

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, some girls won't do interracial scenes, some won't do facials. You already said you've done one anal.

Leanni Lei:  Oh no... I've done interracial, I do facials. I've had a lot of loads on this face. I've done anal. My DP will be for my finale. I won't do a gang bang. I don't think they are erotic at all. I don't even thing two men and woman is erotic, but I do want Peter and TT because it's erotic to be there. To watch it though, not really erotic. I will never do more than three guys. I just don't think a bunch of guys standing around is erotic. Besides, I love to give attention to guys and I would feel bad.

Roger T. Pipe:  Oh, I've noticed.

Leanni Lei:  Why thank you.

Roger T. Pipe:  You know, I'm glad you haven't read the reviews I've written of your work.

Leanni Lei:  Why?

Roger T. Pipe:  I think I would be embarrassed.

Leanni Lei:  Why?

Roger T. Pipe:  Because some of the things I've written have been quite complimentary and you would real all the things I wanted to do to you.

Leanni Lei:  Oh really? Why don't you just tell me.

Roger T. Pipe:  I think it's best if I don't.

Leanni Lei:  You know, I did read one review that was printed with me once. They talked about how I end up in all these anal movies, but I never end up doing anal.

Roger T. Pipe:  Yeah, how does that happen?

Leanni Lei:  I don't know. I was saving it up I guess.

Roger T. Pipe:  What were you like growing up?

Leanni Lei:  I was very studious. I was brought up that way and always very into my studies. Except for my last year of high school. I really rebelled. My parents divorced and I went wild. I smoked pot for the first time, got kicked off the cheerleader squad. I stopped going to all the honor society functions, that sort of thing.

Roger T. Pipe:  You just became a normal kid instead of a super brain.

Leanni Lei:  Pretty much.

Roger T. Pipe:  We need to back up a little. You were a cheerleader?

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, I was.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you still have the uniform?

Leanni Lei:  No, we had to give them back at the end of the year.

Roger T. Pipe:  I figured it would be hanging in your closet for those role playing things you like so much.

Leanni Lei:  No, but that's a good idea. Wanna come play?

Roger T. Pipe:  Very much.

Leanni Lei:  You know, cheerleading was fun. I got into cheerleading, because I was just such a peppy, ra-ra person. But I wasn't flexible. I didn't have any gymnastics background, couldn't do splits or cartwheels. But I was such the ra-ra girl and I was the lightest girl they find to sit at the top of the pyramid.

Roger T. Pipe:  When did you have sex for the first time?

Leanni Lei:  When I was seventeen.

Roger T. Pipe:  And what was that like?

Leanni Lei:  It was weird because I had sex on a bet. I had a boyfriend. We hadn't had sex yet. We were together for four years total, but we hadn't had sex in the year and a half we'd been together. It was known throughout the high school that Leanni was the little virgin. Don't ask me how or why I did it, but my boyfriend had made a bet with his friends. I didn't know this until after. So that if he ended up having sex with me at this party at his parents' beach house, they would throw him a keg party.

Roger T. Pipe:  What if he didn't?

Leanni Lei:  I don't remember what he would have had to do. Anyway, he ended up having a keg party. It was a good thing. Not that I'm condoning underage drinking or anything.

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, if you are under age, you shouldn't be on this web site reading this interview. Stop now and go find something more constructive to do.

Leanni Lei:  Yeah, go read a book.

Roger T. Pipe:  I am quite glad we got to do this interview. It helps to clear some stuff up.

Roger T. Pipe:  Well, I just finished complaining my Rog Reviews top 20 stars list, and to qualify a performer has to be active. When I put your name up, everyone flooded me with complaints because they all thought you had retired.

Leanni Lei:  What stuff?

Leanni Lei:  Retired, no. But wait, I made a top twenty list.

Roger T. Pipe:  Yes, just my personal list.

Leanni Lei:  Where did I finish?

Roger T. Pipe:  I don't want to tell you that. I'll sound like I'm kissing up to you.

Leanni Lei:  Come on, tell me. Please.

Roger T. Pipe:  Number three.

Leanni Lei:  Really? You're lying.

Roger T. Pipe:  Nope, swear to God.

Leanni Lei:  That is so cool. Thank you. Now about this retiring thing. When I left to go back to school, I honestly thought that I had made enough movies to cover the time I would be gone, but it only covered me through December. So since January there has been nothing new.

Roger T. Pipe:  So there. All you people who emailed me that Leanni wasn't eligible were incorrect. She is still active.

Leanni Lei:  I just need to go to school to learn how to read the contracts. That's all I do it for. It's all to help my porno career. (She laughs)

Roger T. Pipe:  Is there anything you would like to say to all your fans reading this?

Leanni Lei:  I honestly care about the fans, and anyone who has ever written to me knows that they never get a Xeroxed copy of a letter. No computer generated stuff. I actually do take the time to write back. I just want everyone to know that it might take me six weeks or six months to write back, but I do promise to write back to each person one at a time. If you can wait for me, I'll get back to you. Keep writing me and telling me what you want to see. And tell those club owners to let me dance without fake boobs.

Roger T. Pipe:  One more time, to clarify, that is coming from the dance circuit, not the video companies.

Leanni Lei:  That is correct.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is there anything I left out?

Leanni Lei:  No, I don't think so. You let me talk on and on.

Roger T. Pipe:  OK then, thank you very much.

Leanni Lei:  Wait. You said there was something you always wanted to do with me. Aren't you going to tell me?

Roger T. Pipe:  Will you do it?

Leanni Lei:  What is it first? (She laughs.)

Roger T. Pipe:  Can I pick you up?

Leanni Lei:  (She laughs) Yes, but only if you let me hold the recorder so people can hear that we're actually doing it.

Roger T. Pipe:  Fair enough.

Leanni Lei:  Weeee, everyone, Roger is actually picking me up. I am in the air and he is holding me dangerously close to the pool.

Roger T. Pipe:  This is nice.

Leanni Lei:  Is it everything you hoped it would be?

Roger T. Pipe:  And then some.

Leanni Lei:  Where is a camera? Let's find a camera.

Roger T. Pipe:  You know there is something else I've always wanted to do with you.

Leanni Lei:  Oh really, what is it?

Roger T. Pipe:  (Roger whispers in Leanni's ear)

Leanni Lei:  (She giggles) We can do that, but I think we should turn the recorder off first.

Roger T. Pipe:  Bye everyone.

Leanni Lei:  Bye.