Rated:
XXX
Category:
Lesbians
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
Video Team
Released:
2002,
VTM
Director:
Bionca Seven
Stock #:
97628D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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No Man's Land Legends DVD Movie Blog
No Man's Land Legends DVD Description: "Ever wonder what it'd be like to invite some of the biggest names in erotica to an all-star lesbian sex romp? Some dreams come true! Directed by Hall of Fame performer Bionca Seve, No Man's Land Legends is a must have addition to the series Adult Video News calls the "who's who" of adult video."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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There are many forms of entertainment that use the "Legends" title to attract viewers. All star weekend has the legends game, there is a legends golf tour and we even get the legends of rock concerts coming around from time to time. What they leave out of the PR is that these legends all have one thing in common, they´re freaking old. It might be all right to see Tom Watson swinging the sticks or checking out just how fat Cecil Fielder got after baseball. Hell, it might even be OK to watch the Beach Boys struggle through geriatric versions of their hits from four decades ago. The same is not always true of the "Legends" of porn. Many of the top babes from yesteryear can be seen and enjoyed in DVD versions of their original performances, but what Bionca Seven has done with this session. It looks like she has women in their thirties, forties and fifties, so I suppose that is rare. How successful with it be outside of the nostalgia hungry porn fan set? I guess we´ll have to see.
Bionca sits on a barstool next to Asia, interviewing her for several minutes. Asia looks great and they hit the usual topics. It seems that B has big crush on Asia so she´s keeping her all to herself. (See, girls do it to.) They get naked and start playing. Bionca has kept her body in really good shape, but Asia is the real eye candy here. She starts out by working Bionca from behind with a vibrator. The two handed toy action is pretty hot, but it´s only a warm up for the anal probing and plastic DP footage to come. When the action shifts, it´s much much hotter because Asia is so much prettier. Bionca starts out slowly on her tight pussy, but ends up fucking Asia´s snut slit with a dildo and lapping at her clit. Nice energy and great eye candy when Asia is the focus.
Nina Hartley holds court in what looks like the Old Broads Club. Porsche Lynn (When did she come back), Jeannie Pepper are also sitting at poolside with the young one of the bunch, Christy Lake. They reminisce about the old days of porn and there is some interesting conversation going on. It´s kind of strange that the youngest girl in this four way is the least attractive of the bunch. They go inside and it´s time for the legends to enjoy each other. Jeannie has to be as old as Nina, but she really looks the best of the four. Porsche also looks pretty good. This scene works in terms of energy because all four women love veggie action and it shows. For someone like myself who finds girl/girl pretty boring to begin with, this old folks home four way never inspires anything in me except to remind me to call my grandma. If you´ve missed seeing Nina and Porsche with things shoved up their asses, then you can get you fill of that sort of action. Just out of curiosity, what is the over/under on the total age here? 160? 180? 200? After all that, I really should mention that both Nina and Porsche have kept their bodies in pretty grea shape, but still this one is good for nostalgia value only.
Sharon Kane talks with Bionca about the move from New York porn to California porn. That´s an interesting history lesson, but with 26 years in the business Kim Chambers seems really out of place with the rest of the chicks in this movie, but Bionca really likes her so she added her to the cast. Kim also has some interesting things to say about the biz. Eventually the two women stop talking and start kissing. They each take one of Kim´s enormous hooters and start sucking. From there Sharon works down and starts licking toes. Sharon has kept her body pretty trim, but the camera shouldn´t zoom in quite so close on her face these days. Kim breaks out a big toys and starts working it deep into Sharon before using a huge on herself as well. There is some nice anal toy play by Kim and Sharon isn´t about to be outdone when it comes to taking big fake cocks in her holes. This is the best scene so far because Kim looks so damn hot.
For the next scene, Bionca hooks up Teri Weigel, Jeanna Fine and Amber Lynn. I haven´t seen Jeanna is a while and she doesn´t look any worse than the last time I saw her, a lot heavier perhaps. Teri is still thin with that flat butt, but I think I like her as a brunette better. Amber Lynn looks so torn up that I can´t imagine she´s the same chick I used to stroke to when I was a young lad. They team up on Teri and quickly have her screaming like she always does. As much as I like Jeanna Fine, she really isn´t in any sort of shape to be working even with other older porn babes. It takes a lot of fingers to fill Amber´s pussy, but it´s Teri´s strap on that pumps her asshole. Amber Lynn anal? About a decade and a half too late.
For the grand finale, all of the women (Minus Bionca and Sharon) are back to go at each other. Nine living legends, a dozen (maybe more) fake tits, a handful of tattoos, more than a handful of trips to rehab and about 400 years worth of woman flesh. Cynicism aside, there is a lot of laughing going on as the women really have a good time together. Since I´m not a big fan of veggie sex, orgies or senior citizens, this big bang is a huge strikeout for me. Your results may vary, however there is a better than average chance you will have your perfect visions of your favorite legend ruined by some of the unflattering angles here. Asia and Kim provide some eye candy, but the rest is only for hard core veggie lovers and fans whose undying love can allow them to cream even over fossilized legends getting it on with each other.
This movie is exactly what it says it is, a legends version for the No Man´s Land series. Bionca has gone out of her way to get some of the biggest names in porn history to star in her movie. She also found an entire cast of women who really enjoy veggie action. The end result is a movie filled with scenes that would have looked a whole lot better at least a decade ago. Kim Chambers and Asia Carrera offer the only real eye candy in this flick. The rest of the cast will delight their hard core fans who have always wondered what it might look like to see Amber Lynn and Jeanna Fine team up on Teri Weigel. This one is for nostalgia loving lesbian fans, but will have limited appeal outside of that circle.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Juan Curves Review
Join some of the most well known and influential pornstars in history as they reminisce about their decades of experience and most important of all fuck each other for old pleasures sake.
The people at Videoteam really know their audience on this one, giving them two films of behind the scenes extras containing interviews with the girls on their time in the industry. They also pay a respectful homage to the girls with some nice chilled out, sensual mood sex pertaining to their mature, sophisticated years.
I’ll agree with Roger and say that Kim Chambers is the real surprise treat of this feature despite just about everyone else being a bigger name. I would say that I am a loyal fan who is not prejudice about a girl’s years provided she is still looking ok but unfortunately a few girls or perhaps I should say ladies in this video are not holding up so well anymore.
Jeanna Fine was perhaps the biggest disappointment which was a shame because my favorite Jeanna years were the 1995 to 97 period, which is only five years before this film was made and ten years after her debut. She did make a very interesting confession during this tape. She said that when she began in 1984, Gloria Leonard hit on her at a party. This was fascinating for me as only a few weeks ago I had watched “All about Gloria Leonard” and I was amazed at her resemblance with Jeanna Fine. Please tell me someone noticed this?
Sharon Kane is a real survivor against the odds. She began in 1976!!!! At 20 years old. The strange thing is I prefer her now to then although she never was beautiful she looked her best around 1990. You have to give up for this girl, she is the only survivor from the very early days of the American industry, surviving 30 years with a regular schedule despite never being a star, great looking or even being particularly noted on the radar. I ask all serious porn buffs to remember this and pay homage. I still enjoy watching her scenes despite having reached a half century in years. She also dubs John Holmes irritating in an interview on this tape.
The two mother Theresa’s of porn (Nina Hartley & Christie Lake) are part of a foursome in this tape. I personally think that Christie is the true porn mother Theresa, because well to put it simply, “Fan Fuxx”. My favorite Nina years were the early years, 85/86. Christie Lake fucks just as well as ever but her body and her face looked at lot better in her early years, 1996/97. I was never a fan of Jeannie or Teri Weigel nor Amber although Amber certainly looked better in the mid 80’s. She is still performing pretty well as she always did.
Bionca and Asia look as good as they ever did. The fact that Bionca never had work done on her breasts, her skin is decent and her shape still looks good allows her to mix up well with all the young ones. Asia still looks good. I preferred her natural breasts from her debut time, eight years before this but she’s still hot here. Asia also gives a revealing interview on the extras and quite revealing during the feature. Asia is a very charming person. She opens up exactly as a 12 year old girl would express herself when questioned, displaying a freshness of sprit and vulnerability rarely ever seen in a lifetime. She gives a supreme human edge to herself, the porn industry and digs it out of other people in her wake. This girl should be the face of the porn industry to make people aware that they are human beings above all other stereotypes. It’s a real treat.
Maybe I am pretender but I had never heard of Kim Chambers before this title and I have considered myself a porn buff for a few years now. This girl is beautiful, very sweet, cute, charming but not only that she provides the best scene of the film with a charmed Sharon Kane, also she is the best performer in the final scene.
Isn’t it always the way, you come for a one reason (seeing some of the hero’s of your youth) and find other reasons for being there (Kim Chambers, Asia Carrera and extras).
The sex is fairly typical of Videoteam who are my favorite lesbian production company. The action is enjoyable although only a few highlights with the best scenes being, Bionca/Asia who have good chemistry and Chambers/Kane where Chambers leads by example. The rest of the scenes are larger groups which don’t stand out. This is a great DVD for fans and for newcomers hoping to gain some insight into the industry. 8 out of 10
Juan Curves
Posted By Juan Curves, www.excaliburfilms.com | 7/30/07 6:42 AM
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