Rated:
XXX
Category:
Interracial
Ships: Check Inventory
Released:
2002,
JSP
Director:
Jake Steed
Stock #:
95374D14
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks 14 DVD Movie Blog
Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks 14 DVD Description: ""That's right, listen up, you white, devil, cracker, honky, smellin' like bologna muthafuckas! Foe' moe' than 400 years you been treatin' us like animals, makin' us yo' slaves and fuckin' our mothas…Now it's payback time you white, European, little dick muthafuckas! Now we gonna do to yo' little white daughters, what ya'll been doin to our mommas for all these years…We gonna fuck the ape shit out of them!!!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: I hadn't seen any of this series before, and decided to start with this one because the girl on the cover was the cutest porn star I'd ever seen. She figures in the first episode and, sure enough, she looks really sweet. In fact, of the five girls who get boned in this movie, all except one are good lookers. It's a pitty they can't act, though. Their weak acting of the parts they are suppose to be playing is compounded by the lack of english - the film was shot on location in Czechoslovakia, and all the girls are Czech. But they sure know how to do sex, which is good enough I guess. I can't name any except the one in the fourth episode - a naturally big breasted beauty who, I believe, is a regular porn star going by the name of Stacey Silver. The guys are no better than the girls in the acting stakes, and most seem intent on looking and behaving as gross as possible - the only thing they have going for them is the size of their d**ks.
The clarity of picture is as good as one expects from modern films. But the direction, camera work, and editing have faults. For example, the cuts to the c*m-shots are very abrupt, and the camera goes to close to the girls faces that their features (which are already contorted by the size of the c**ks they are sucking) look quite distorted. It might seem impossible to make such preety girls look unattractive - but this movie often achieves the impossible through the closeness and angle of the camera. There is virtually no dialogue, and the sound seems to consist largely of annoying monster noises.
The movie begins with the lovely young girl (whose picture is the main one gracing the front cover) getting harassed by two guys as she plays tennis, and then getting f**ked by them both on the tennis court. Good stuff for all you Anna Kournikova fans out there (and older generation guys like me who used to lust over Gabriela Sabatini). She gets groped and then offered two big black c**ks to suck. She looks really preety squatting between the guys with her white panties showing under her short red dress. The c**ks she's sucking may be too thick for her to close her fingers around, but she gives them some good hand action anyway. The guys take down the top of her dress to reveal her perfectly-shaped breasts, and she bends over to suck one guy as the other f**ks her from behind, with her dress pushed up. That's followed by some cowgirl, after which one of the men slowly slides his d**k up her ass and starts sodomizing her - she seems quite unfazed by the size of the guy f**king her ass and keeps sucking enthusiastically on the d**k in her mouth. Quite a trooper, this girl. The scene abruptly cuts to a routine c*m shot, with the two guys masturbating onto her face. They finish with the guys standing over her as she lays on her back on the tennis court, belatedly trying to act scared. The second episode features the only woman who does not look good. The scenario is incredibly stupid, with her being fooled into thinking that two naked guys in a pit are wild animals on display. Predictably, they jump out of the pit and carry her off for a f**king in which she happily participates. The sexual action is a repeat of what happends in the first episode, except that this woman gets dp'ed as well. In the third episode two girls follow signs offering free basketball lessons - one of them runs away when she sees three hulking black guys on the basketball court, but the other smilingly lets them uncover her lovely breasts and suck on her nipples. Then she bends over and sucks two guys as the third pushes up her dress (again a red one) and f**ks her standing. After getting f**ked in other positions, she takes all thress of their loads in her mouth and on her face. The girl is very cute and charming, and has a cute pussy too. She really seems to enjoy herself, chuckling throatily as they bathe her face in c*m. The fourth episode sees a girl (Stacey Silver) getting into a van for a guided tour. She is the only passenger and, seeing that her driver is an apparent lunatic who is slobbering all over the steering wheel, she gets off at the first opportunity. Of course, he chases and grabs her, carrying her off into an empty swimming pool, where he takes of her short skirt and top to reveal her big boobs. He proceeds to suck on her nipples and squeeze together the lips of her shaved pussy, which she seems to enjoy. When she squats and goes down on him, a good lot of his pre-c*m dribbles down her chin, which looks quite erotic. He f**ks her in a couple of positions, then she squats on him, sliding her ass down the lenght of his d**k. On the face of it, this movie has many ingredients that I find very erotic - scenerios of semi forced sex, with the young women ending up enjoying the experience of getting gang-banged by black guys with big d**ks. But the level of eroticism is reduced by poor role-playing/absence of dialouge, occasionally unsatisfactory camera-work and direction, annoying background noises and the idiotic antics of the men.
The girls are natural-breasted and, except for the one in the second episode, all of them are young and cute. As a fan of sex in public places, I enjoyed the open air-settings such as the tennis and basketball courts. There is enough DP action to satisfy an addict like me (but none of the girls gets all three holes plugged at the same time, which is a minus). I liked the first, third and fifth episodes the best.
I have mentioned the absense of dialogue, which I guess is a problem with Eastern European girls. There is also insufficient build up, the transition from feebly-resisting victims of sexual harassment to eager c**k suckers being rather abrupt. The men go out of their way to make themselves look disgusting, and behave like complete morons - it's a real turn off to see guys with drooling tounges (some pierced) hanging out of their mouths. The constant 'monster' extreme close-ups. The direction is not particularly imaginative and there is insufficient variety in the action or the c*m shots. I wish there were more long shots - the sight of a preety young woman in the center of a gangbang is often more erotic than endless close-ups of an anonymous c**k plunging in and out of an anonymous hole.
Although there were many things I didn't like, a movie with so many great looking young women getting gang-banged cannot be all bad and I would give it a rating of 7.
Posted By Vee Jay, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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