Rated:
XXX
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
90 mins
Studio:
Hollywood Video
Released:
2002,
HWV
Director:
Jim Enright
Stock #:
91505D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Southern Cumfort DVD Movie Blog
Southern Cumfort DVD Description: "'Southern Cumfort' is high-spirited bio-pic/lampoon of Jim South, one of the porn industry's biggest talent merchants. Peter North plays South, and captures him perfectly -- from the Southern accent right down to big Jim's distinctive limp. As we meet him, Pete is greeting prospective starlet Lana Sands, a gorgeous young light-skinned Latina lust bunny who is looking to become a star. Peter puts her through her passionate paces in a amorous audition during which she proves beyond a doubt that she's got the stuff to be a star. We then cut to a set where a porn shoot is underway. After some very entertaining dialogue, Lacy Rose and Celeste have at it in a killer girl-girl session, during which each of these incendiary little blue movie divas turns in the kind of high-voltage sex their fans have come to expect from them. A little later, Peter heads off for lunch and meets waitress Isis Nile, who wants to be a star. Isis is gorgeous and an obvious find, but Pete wants to be sure she's the kind of talent fans will want to see do her thing. So he gives her an audition right on the lunch counter. Peter and Isis then head back to the porn set, where they watch new starlet Lana get down and dirty with Lacy Rose and Terry Thomas in a steamy threesome. Whether or not you're familiar with South, this one's got enough eye-popping eroticism to make it one of your all-time faves."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Celeste, Lacy Rose, Isis Nile, Lana Sands, Terry Thomas, Woody Long, Peter North. Some great boning by all involved. Nothing to complain about as far as performances go. You have to applaud women who are willing to sit there in anticipation of a monster Peter North face blast!
Some decent lighting, sort of early nineties look. The thing that bothered me the most was the camerawork. Look, don't get me wrong, I know Peter North is one of the better looking guys in the biz, but I don't need to see the camera focused on him all the time. I want to see beautiful women having sex, not PNorth's head laying back as he says "aaaaaaah". I know he's enjoying it, you don't have to convince me by having the camera locked in on him.
The sex is very nice, and would seem even hotter if not for they lousy camera work. Pan the camera back, let us see what is going on!!
Again, you have to admire women who dare to take on the best facials the loadman has to offer. Lana Sands takes a huge one in the opening scene, with Isis Nile getting the protein face bath a little later. Lane is a personal fave, so it's nice to see her here, in 2 scenes, with facials in both. A good cast and hot sex are also things I like about this one.
Like I said, bad camera work hurt this one. Another thing to note is that even though we know the girls in this one as being hotties, these are not the girls we are used to seeing. While she still looks good, Lana has a little junk in the trunk, if you know what I am saying. Isis is pre boob job, and has an odd looking short hair cut, and Celeste is obviously pre whatever surgeries she had done. Also, how can you have a movie where everyone gets facials EXCEPT Celeste? She is the queen of oral cumshots!! How the hell did former hubby Woody Long miss out here? Oh well, she is still hot, and always showcases her great oral skills.
Pretty hot sex, lame camera work with some older versions of some established hotties. I still dig it though, and will give it an 8. Peter North fans and fans of monster facials won't want to miss this one.
Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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