Rated:
XXX
Category:
Black Porn
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
73 mins
Studio:
Fantasy Home Video
Released:
2002,
FAN
Director:
Sharon Mitchell
Stock #:
91501D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Snow Black and the 7 Weenies DVD Movie Blog
Snow Black and the 7 Weenies DVD Description: "Once upon a time there was an extremely hot ebony eye-catcher named Snow Black (hot 'n' nasty Kitty Love). She didn't live with any dwarves, but instead spent her time tiring out a series of hot lascivious lovers. This fantastic fairy tale world comes to erotic life as the white-hot Ms. Love works her way through some of the hardest-working studs in erotica, including tireless Jerry Butler and the late, great Cal Jammer. Fans of fantasy-laced sex will love this movie, as well as anyone into interracial lust or just plain old sweaty, steamy sex. Kitty Love is a true lust busty treasure, ready to take on all hot and horny comers and match them thrust for thrust as she searches for her very own Prince Charming."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Kitty Love, Penny Lane, Tony Montana, Jerry Butler,Alex Storm, and Cal Jammer.
There isn't many nice things that I can say about this movie. If I had to say one nice thing, it would be about Jerry Butler. He has sex in the movie twice and both times he was having real sex. The rest fo the performers look like they are getting paid t have sex but not Butler. He looks like he is enjoying it.
The women in this film are not very attractive which is shocking since I have seen them in other films looking great. None of them look like they are enjoying the sex and none of them act very well either. The worse acting in this film is done by Tony Montana. He over acts in the one short scene that he is in. My last complaint is for Cal Jammer who can't stay hard in his scene. This cast needed saving.
The production value is actually worse than the acting. There is one room and it looks like a tornado has just went through it. If the big bad wolf would have come to blow this room down he would have succeded. There is also real bad lighting.
If I had to rate the scenes for eroticism I would rate them like this:
Scene 1: Penny and Alex are giving their landlord a blowjob. Tony's acting is so annoying throughout this scene, it is really hard to watch it. You sort of wish that they would bite it off so he would shut up. I give this scene a
Scene 2: This time it is a lesbian romp with all three of the actresses. I only have one thing to say. Way Way too long. I also give this scene a
Scene 3: This scene has Kitty and Jerry going at it. The setup to this scene is really stupid but they have the best sex scene in the movie. The one thing that could have made this scene better is if there was a better cumshot. I give it a
Scene 4: The fourth scene has Penny and alex having sex with the mailman Cal Jammer. It was really a waste. Cal couldn't even stay hard. Also by the time this scene came I was sick of seeing Penny and Alex togeather. This scene deserves a
Scene 5: The last scene has Jerry having a threesome with of course Alex and Penny. By the time this scene came on I was ready for this movie to be over. I guess that you can say that this scene was the most energetic. I give it a
There isn't much that I like about this film but I guess that the one positive thing of the movie is the scene between Jerry and Kitty.
There is so much that I disliked about this film it would be a waste of time of putting it all down. I will sum it up in two things. I hated the production value and the acting.
My overall rating is a The thing that I was most disappointed about was the fact that this wasn't a fantasy movie. I thought it would deal with the fairy tale and it didn't. This film is just not worth buying unless you are a big fan of one of the stars. (Even then I wouldn't waste my money because these performances are some of their worse. ) Don't waste your money.
Posted By Ike, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Jerry Butler and some butt-ugly chicks. I couldn't even watch this one - the two chicks who hog up this short film, are simply unbareable to watch.
No comment. I really couldn't tell, except in one scene. I had to keep my finger on the FF button during this one.
With the exception of one scene - IT SUCKS! The one good scene is where the covergirl gets with Jerry Butler, who spends most of his time sleeping on the couch, then he treats her like the slut she really is.
The fact that it was over, and I never watched it again.
I was fooled into thinking it was going to be something worthwhile.
1 - If pornos got graded I'd give this one a flat F or perhaps S for Sucks. Don't waste your time.
Posted By Big Johnson, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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