Rated:
XXX
Category:
Couples
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
79 mins
Studio:
Hollywood Video
Released:
2002,
HWV
Director:
Gordon Vandemeer
Stock #:
91460D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Sex Appraisals DVD Movie Blog
Sex Appraisals DVD Description: "Down at the local savings and loan there are several ways to secure a loan, and not all of them have to do with good credit. Instead, head loan officer Bionca and her two henchmen, Marc Wallice and Peter North, are willing to make special deals with certain sexy customers. This being a porn video, these special deals generally have to do with scorching rounds of coital congress. Around this storyline capers and cavorts some absolutely blistering erotic action. Bionca and Heather Lere set the screen alight in one such encounter, in which both ladies turn in one of the most intense girl-girl scenes ever. Bionca is a lady-loving legend in the porn community, and Heather is an epic beauty. When they connect, the screen explodes. Look too for Madison's monster outing here, during which she shines like the superstar she is, and Tamara Lee's own incendiary tryst with a strapping stud. This is must-see pornography starring some of the porn world's biggest and brightest stars."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Tamara Lee, Bionca, Madison, Heather Lere. Madison is the only one who stood out. The others gave average performances. So much so that I can't even hardly remember who did who in this tale of bribery and goldigging.
Production values are fine. No annoying problems with lighting, sound, etc. I did not like, however, the apparent lack of a storyline. They could have at least tried to make a story out of it. This film is closer to today's standard of plotless porn.
This movie would have been more erotic if Bionca wasn't in it. She actually is a good actor, for the most part, but she is not very attractive at all. Many others may disagree, being that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but since it's my review, and my eye, I say she is disgusting. Madison makes me forget about that skank right quick by turning in one of the better scenes that I have ever witnessed. Not many can take it from behind as well. She looks hot enough to BBQ steaks on that succulent rump.
Have you guessed it? Of course, the Madison scene. The funny thing is, I can't remember for sure who was doin' the pumpin'. I'm pretty sure that it was Mr. Peter North, but I was so enthralled with Madison and all of her gyrations, I could not concentrate on anything else.
Have you guessed it? Yep, it's Bionca. I wish she would have taken a different career path because sheis murder to my eyes. I wonder if the director who first put her in front of the camera pulled her out of a cardboard box on the street. Let's just say that I'm not a fan, however, she does show more acting ability than most porn stars. Too bad that people don't buy adult films for the acting.
In all honesty, Bionca is not the main reason that this film sucks. Lack of any semblance of plot and, for the most part, boring sex, doom this movie from the get-go. Only Madison gives this film a partial reprieve. 4
Posted By Jumbo, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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