Rated:
XXX
Category:
Euro
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
Seduction Productions
Released:
2002,
SED
Stock #:
91099D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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European Pussy DVD Movie Blog
European Pussy DVD Description: "This blistering collection of Continental bops is a must-see for fans of down and dirty European hardcore. Each year Europe produces some of the world's most unhinged porn, filled with over-the-top group gropes and incendiary anal action. This sizzling sexvid brings together scene after scene of wild-eyed young beauties who are ready and willing to make their mark with some of the rawest ravishing we've seen in ages. The gals are fresh-faced foxes straight from Europe's hottest cities, each of them sporting natural curves and a sensual smile. And when they get going, there's no stopping their non-stop nastiness! Gorgeous performers in lavish surroundings makes for some unforgettable porn pleasure!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: These are German performers (so I gather from the few gutteral words they utter during this 86-minute video) but they're billed with mostly American-sounding names, as is director "Julia Reaves. " The brunette on the front of the box, "Tracy Lords" (no, not THE Traci Lords) has an impressive, natural-looking rack, and "Claire Madoc" (second from left on the back of the box) is a slender, kittenish cutie who sucks cock with seemingly great delight. The other two women, brunette "Linda Beck" and blonde "Shirley McCoy" are rather frumpy frauleins but also perform enthusiastically. The guys are billed as Ted Harris, Rod Paker, Jack Bradly, Steve Vincent, and Backey Jakic. No acting here, except in the sex scenes.
Virtually non-existent. Someone assembled the performers in a studio, came up with a couple of lame "premise" scenes (porno auditions? initiation into a sex cult? Hell, I don't understand German, even if the lousy sound recording in this video had made the meager dialog intelligible) and rolled taped on the sex. The lighting is bright and the videography sharp, which will please some people, but the direction is very boring --mostly the same three or four camera angles in each scene.
At least they save the best for last. In the first scene, Tracy timidly sucks Ted, and then they do the basic porn positions. She's got a nice, zaftig body and a cute face but never really gets into it, although she does take the pop in her mouth. Meanwhile, Linda is double-teamed by Steve and Backey, including a lot of doggie DP and some nice sandwich action before Linda takes a double pop to the face. Dirty blonde Shirley works out with muscular Rod and seems to enjoy an orgasm. Then there's Claire, whose frequent gazes at the camera are exciting, and whose enthusiastic cock-smoking is the most arousing thing in this video. She's got a real star quality and deserves a better venue (ever work for Private, Claire?). She treats Steve to a tub tussie. Then we get Shirley again, this time with muscleman Jack, before Claire returns to finish off the video by doubling up on Rod and Backey, including some butt-banging, before they blow their loads in her cute face. The performers here are fairly hot -- it's the lame direction that really kills the heat and keeps the eroticism level way down.
Claire -- like I said, with the right vehicles, she's got a future in Europorn. Other than her, the best thing was the fact that I got this video as a freebie for reviewing another video for Excalibur.
Lousy direction, and the total absence of plot or characterization. Hey, how can you get turned on by these people unless you can relate to them as human beings? And here's another video that falls victim to the dreaded intercutting of sex scenes. Talk about wet blankets.
I tried to give this one a chance. I watched it three or four times, and almost fell asleep three or four times. Not the performers' fault, but overall, this is less-than-mediocre porn by current standards. I'll throw in a point for Claire. RATING: 4
Posted By Mr. Lipps, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Claire Madoc
Linda Beck
Shirley McCoy
Backey Jakic
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Rod Paker
Ted Harris
Jack Bradley
Steve Vincent
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