Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
86 mins
Studio:
Mystic Productions
Released:
2002,
MYS
Director:
Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley
Stock #:
91061D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Corn Hole Patrol DVD Movie Blog
Corn Hole Patrol DVD Description: "The FUZZ is going' ape, bustin' these poor little working girls! After all, they're just fun-loving sluts who love to give head and get fucked in the ass. This one basically represents every fantasy that most men have ever had about what a trip to a nudie bar could be. Namely, that all of the strippers would be sexually voracious hard chargers who will do anything and everything in order to land that extra big tip. The women here all turn in some nice strip work before getting down to the business at hand, and there are some truly talented dancers in the bunch. There's lots of eye-popping action both on stage and off as these down and dirty damsels take turns displaying their totally over-the-top sexual appetites. Wild. What's the big deal?!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Never mind the synopsis, it's obviously the wrong movie. There's no club dancing in here. Instead, what you have is a hilarious spoof of C.O.P.S. laced with really hot sex scenes. "Officer" Jay Ashley leads the Corn Hole Patrol, fighting to rid the city of the illegal and dangerous dildos women are using instead of having nice, clean anal sex. The Corn Hole Patrol comes off sort of like a SWAT team version of the Keystone Cops. There are hilarious moments such as when "Officer" Alex Sanders, riding the hood of a moving car, all tangled up in yellow crime-scene tape, busts the driver. We get another laugh out of Roxanne Hall trying to fend off five "cops" weilding a giant dildo as her weapon. As for the sex: The patrol excels at the two-handed, eight-finger body cavity search, Roxanne and Lovette both get DP'ed and DVP'ed, Shannon Rush gets DP'ed, Roxanne gets five loads in the mouth -- hot enough? Now add that Lovette did a 1970's-style oral finish, bringing the guy off INSIDE her mouth and THEN spilling the evidence, the way you really want a woman to do it for you, instead of the modern "facial" jerked at her from a foot away. My only disappointment was in the bust of Roxanne -- Alex was armed with a big butcher knife, fencing with her and her dildo, and I really wanted to see him slash that thing into two Holmes-sized pieces. But he didn't. Okay, the movie can't be perfect ....
Posted By Geronibear, www.excaliburfilms.com | 1/29/07 2:17 AM
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