Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
85 mins
Studio:
Dreamland Videos
Released:
2002,
DRE
Stock #:
91058D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Confessions of a Chauffeur DVD Movie Blog
Confessions of a Chauffeur DVD Description: "The lives and loves of the rich and famous are the subjects of this fast-paced romp. The action revolves around the ribald recollections of a chauffeur, who has written a book describing his clients' various passions. This flick outlines much of what is purportedly in his book, letting audiences in one the sex-fueled mayhem that often takes place in the back seat of a stretch limo. The chauffeur works for movie star Kelly Royce, a shapely little cutie who still carries a torch for her one-time sweetheart (Buck Adams). We watch in flashback and Kelly and Buck get down and dirty in the front seat of their car, a surprisingly romantic scene that gets the action off on the right foot. The story then makes a rapid shift, following the exploits of tabloid reporter Tony Montana. He has some sort of scam that involves seducing rich women. While the scam is never made clear, we do get to watch him romp with Lauren Brice in a blistering boff. Some confused motivation and plotlines then start cropping up, but the one constant is the steamy and sensual fun. Kelly Royce delivers a sterling performance, showing that she's one frenetic ball of energy when she gets going. And Aussie beauty Sunny McKay also sizzles, delving into some passionate probing of her own in a segment sure to please fans of blonde bombshell. A nice pick for couples! "Collector's Choice!" -- X-Rated Videotape Guide III."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: The title (as well as the story) doesn't make any sense. It's about a woman, Kelly Royce, who leaves her boyfriend, Buck Adams, to become a Hollyood escort. Buck Adams plays a chauffer, but not the one in the title. He's played by some anonymous old guy who's role in the story is never even close to adequately explained. Nevertheless, none of the performances are memorable.
This is cheap lower tier early 90's porn with three actors, three actresses, and three sets. The only exterior shots are repeated footage of Kelly getting in and out of a limo and the dull as paint drying interview with the chauffer.
Lamer than the story. None of the guys, including an over-the-hill Eric Edwards, seem to last too long. Tony Montana has a really guick trigger finger and doesn't last more than two minutes inside a pussy.
Sunny Mckay is always great to look at, but unfortunately only has one scene.
It might be the lighting and videography, but Kelly Royce has looked much better elsewhere. Also, Lauren Brice is clearly past her prime, with the beginnings of a double chin and ugly implants which are not flattering. Her awful scene with Montana includes a money shot where he pulls out, steps away and ejaculates on his own boots. I don't want to meet the freak who gets turned on by that image.
This crap give porn a bad name. Without Sunny, this would have been a complete waste of tape. I give it 2.
Posted By Triple F, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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