Rated:
XXX
Category:
Lesbians
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
74 mins
Studio:
Las Vegas Filmworks
Released:
1994,
LVF
Director:
Rob King
Stock #:
90896D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Battle of the Glands DVD Movie Blog
Battle of the Glands DVD Description: "This is a post-apocalyptic tale about an all girl planet whose supply of silicone is running dangerously short. It quickly becomes apparent what happened to the planet's silicone deposits when we get a look at the denizens - they're all enormously endowed with bodaciously bouncy boobs. The search for a new silicone source has the planet's busomy leaders vying for world domination, and as anyone who knows anything about global power struggles will guess, there will also be lots of scorching sex to go along with all the lying, stealing and cheating. The lusty likes of Lynn LeMay, Kim Chambers and Montana combine their bra busting talents to keep this sexy sci-fi sizzler boiling over with lesbian heat!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Lynn LeMay, Kira, Rebecca Wild, Montana, Kim Chambers, Traci Prince. This movie is about boobs. Enhanced boobs. In the far future where men are long extinct (I guess the fish and the bicycle theory played out. ) women are having a major crisis. Silicone supplies will soon be depleted. A new liquid source is being sought after. Whatever. The sex is pretty stimulating, better if you can overlook or enjoy the augmentations. The acting is near atrocious. Lynn and Rebecca's lesbian efforts are decent, but the others are definitely better seen and not heard.
Cheap. Cheap! CHEAP! If you videotape two people having sex in you basement, you're already in line to produce the sequel. The direction of the sexual encounters is good, and that is always the most important aspect of porn production.
Four pleasing, but semi-standard sex scenes. A threesome leads things off involving Lynn, Kira and Rebecca. You see a daisy chain. Next is Rebecca and Montana. Pussy-locking action to finish. Then comes Lynn and Kim. Lynn's tongue is extremely active. Finally you get Kira and Traci. A solid plunge through the lez scenarios.
Lynn LeMay. Her tits are too large, but she's pretty, a good sextress and for some reason I really like her. Rebecca's a pro and all the women expressed having fun.
Rebecca's semi-attractive, but she needs a damn chin. Apart from Lynn, none of the women were real lookers. Traci Prince's profile resemled that of Barbara Streisand's. (Insert vomitting). The cleavage is too excessive. Will the men (especially those who frequent the strip club circuit) who make it clear that abnormal breast size will garner women huge paychecks please step forward. Now slap your dumb-f**king asses silly. Repeat once a week until the day you die. Thank you.
The sex is good, nothing else really is. I rate it a 5 because of that.
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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