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Lex the Impaler DVD

Rated: XXX
Category: Interracial
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time: 140 mins
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Released: 2001, JJV
Director: Jules Jordan
Stock #: 86785D1
Format: DVD
Number of Discs: 1
List Price: $49.95
  
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Lex the Impaler DVD Description: "This is the first volume in what promises to be one of the industry's hottest series. Director Jules Jordan and star Lexington Steele are proven commodities whose outstanding sexvid work never fails to impress. The video begins with gorgeous April Flowers, who shows off some amazing oral skills on Lex's massive member before delving into a wild romp. Their multi-position scorcher sets the stage for the merry mayhem to come. Next up in the beauteous Miko Lee, who peels herself out of a tight fishnet outfit and joins Lex for an explosive anal spelunking. This is intense, raw hardcore at its best, and both performers go for broke. Darla Crane shows off her amazing curves, her thick-bodied beauty proving more than Lex can resist. They launch into a wild back door boff that features some eye-popping anal madness. Next, British bad girls Layla Jade and Jessie J show up at Jules' door ready for action. They get down and dirty with Lex in a frantic threesome that leaves no sexual stone unturned. Finally, we meet Sophie Evans, who joins Lex atop a glass chair for some heated action that has got to be seen to be believed. Absolutely searing erotic entertainment that once again proves Lex to be the most talented stud in the business."

Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM


Roger's Movie Review

When Jules Jordan made the leap from Rosebud to Evil Angel, a lot of porn fans held their breath wondering what would become of his higly successful "Heavy Metal" series. This popular line featured porn´s biggest stud, Lexington Steele, doing all kinds of naughty things to some of porn´s sexiest babes. Fear not stroke fans, because Jules and Lex are teaming up again in "Lex the Impaler." Picking up where they left off, they have some very hot babes along for the ride. April is a perfect, leggy blonde, made for good hard fucking. Layla Jade has brought along her sexy young friend Jessie J. Sophie Evans brings her near perfect body to the party and Miko Lee is just begging for some supersized fucking.

First up is April, who shows us her body as she gets some sun by the pool. Lex makes his way down to the pool and enjoys the site of her lovely natural body. Lex sees the juices flowing from her pretty pookie and goes down to get some for himself. When he frees his prick from his pants, April gives a quick "wow" then goes to work on it. Nice eye contact as she strokes his shaft and sucks hard on a few inches she can actully fit between her pretty lips. Lex slips a condom over his cock and lets April set the pace as she squats on that thick rod. She starts slowly, working a few inches in until her pussy gets used to the size. As the camera moves around in front, we get some great shots of her gorgeous body taking as much as that cock as possible. (I usually say that implants are up to the woman, but if April ever touches those tits, I may have to kill someone.) Giving her a little break, Lex stands April up and fucks her from behind. After watching from behind and down below, we follow them to another chair where April takes that cock face to face. She rides it energetically, enjoying the deep penetration and even giving us some hot talk as she rolls her eyes back in her head. To make sure she is compeletely impaled, Lex stands up and lets April´s body weight slam down onto his prick. That´s all she can take and it´s back to the mouth so she can use both hands to stroke a load out into her mouth. Nice camera work as we catch this pretty girl clean up after herself.

Miko Lee has her long legs covered in wide net stockings. There is a buttplug in place with a long tail attached. She is ready for Lex and can´t keep her hands off his cock as they kiss. She gets down and starts sucking like she is in love with his big dick. Great oral footage as Miko takes what she can in her mouth and strokes the shaft in her hands. Excellent shots of this super hot blowjob. Moving from the mouth to the pussy, Lex bends Miko over, impales her for a few seconds and makes her tastes her own juices on his shaft. Those fishnet stockings look very good on her round ass and strong thighs. Lex fucks her this way for a while, then scoops her up and holds her up in the air as she is skewered on his prick. After mastering the monster with her pussy, Miko takes it in her ass. Lex is careful not to ram the whole thing up there, but you have to be impressed by how much cock vanishes up that backdoor. We´ve seen Miko do anal before, but not with this much dick in there and not with this much energy. At one point, she squats over him and jerks his cock off with her tight ass. When the first blast of cum shoots from his cock, Jordan goes to slow motion for just the first gob. It´s a big wad that hits her right above the eye and stays on her forehead as we go back to full motion so Lex can unload his sack on her waiting face. Great scene and a really good facial in spite the short slow-mo.

Darla Crane is a curious inclusion in this cast. I really like all of the other chicks, but Darla just doesn´t do much for me. She has long legs, a rather big and flat ass, big fake tits and an average face. Lex likes the big booty girls so he is all over Darla as she bends over the pool table. She can barely get her mouth around his cock, but does get points for trying. I know a lot of you will disagree, but there is just not heat here. The scene looks fine technically and I like the bend over shots, but I just never got into the action and felt that Darla was totally outclassed here. When she´s riding RCA, her tight little pussy just doesn´t match the rest of her body at all. Lex fucks her ass and shoots in her mouth, but this is the one scene that I would fast forward if I were looking for something to stroke to.

Layla and Jessie show up at Jules´s door on their tour. They are looking foor a party as a star´s house, so Jules invites them in. Jessie lookes fantastic in her super tight shots and Layla is looking ready for fun as always. Not camera shy, the girls start to touch each other. They slowly disrobe and Layla uses her talented tongue to lick Jessie´s sexy butt. After returning the favor, Jessie uses a buttplug on Layla then licks it clean. There is a very long buttplug session with both girls getting their asses warmed up for bigger things to come. Lex finally arrives and whips out his cock. Jessie starts sucking it while Layla licks his balls and coos her love for black dick into the air. As they take turns sucking dick, it´s clear that these babes are more than ready to take on this huge pole. Jessie gets the first ride and it´s hard to imagine that she can drop down on it like that. Layla talks dirty while her young friend fucks herself mad. Sporting a new look and big new tits, Layla is still a super hot, nasty fuck. She waxes Lex´s pole while Jessie licks the dripping juices. It takes long strokes for her to take it all in, but Layla really works her legs hard to get it deep. They move to the floor where Lex slides deep into Jessie´s ass. Her lovely cheeks part and that long dick just drives deep into her butt. Layla goes nutts with the A2M and you can just see how much she wants to feel that pole in her. Switching places, the girls reverse roles with Layla taking Lex up her ass and Jessie providing mouth support. After the last scene, this is a huge step forward and ends with a big load fired all over Layla´s butt. Slut that she is, Jessie licks it all up.

With the unenviable task of following up that scene, Sophie Evans has her work cut out for her. Luckily, she has the body to keep up with just about anyone. She shows it off during a long tease sequence. Lex sneaks up behind Sophie and enjoys her lovely tits and the feel of her soft skin. When she turns around, the blonde is face to face with his long cock. Sucking it through the metal bars of the stairway, Sophie purrs against his hard flesh. She looks really good in this red leathery looking thing as she squats and delivers a fantastic blowjob. Jordan uses a very interesting looking chair as part of the sexual play. It´s see through and Lex is able to fuck Sophie between the seat and the back while she sits there with her butt sticking out. When she spins around, the action looks even better. Sophie can just lean back, spread her legs and let him slip it hom. Big creativity points for Jordan to go along with huge eye candy and sexual heat points for Sophie. When they get out of the chair, Lex shows off his strength, lifting her up and dropping her down on his dick. It is very clear that this babe likes big cocks and has no trouble taking every inch. After a great fuck, she pays tribute to his dick with her mouth, stroking it between her lips. Lex gets one last shot at her pussy before exploding all over her face. This scene is a great finale to another great tape.

This really is a good movie. Even the scene I didn´t like was nicely filmed and will probably thrill a whole lot of people. Sophie is a really nice way to end this tape because she has the kind of body that was made to be appreciated. She also loves it hard and deep, making her perfect for the impaler. Miko Lee is another woman who just gets off on the action and that really maker her scene hot. Layla and Jessie makes a perfect duo. They care cute, but filthy as hell and probably enjoy Lex´s monster more than anyone else in this movie. April looks fantastic and once she gets going does enjoy the deep strokes. With only one scene I didn´t like, this is yet another winning sex vid from Jordan, another outstanding effor from Lex and a tape worthy of more than a few loads from smut loving horndogs the world over.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Mr Sukkon Deeznutz's Movie Review (1)

Starring: Here's a breakdown of each scene.
1st scene: April Flowers & Lexington Steele
April is a really cute chick and Lex is up to the challenge as usual. They both turn in good performances for a hot scene.
2nd scene: Miko Lee & Lex.
Miko is really cute too, but goddamn!!! Her fake chest reeeally looks hideous. Her nipples kinda look like they've been chewed on or something! Fake chest aren't for everyone especially when you over do it. They really look ready to explode any minute. However they both turn in a very hot scene well worth watching.
3rd scene: Darla Crane & Lex
Whoa! Whoa! Whooooooa! Darla. . . two words come to mind. . . SEEK RETIREMENT! This lady is just a little too old to be in "PORN". She turns in a decent performance. . . wait. . . wait
I'll be honest, I've never seen this scene all the way through because of her extreme "Oldness" (my own personal word) I know some would agree with me on this, but if you reach a certain age (male or female) save us all the pain and temporarily going blind and RETIRE please. Next. . .
4th scene: Layla Jade (w/new chest nuggets) Jessie J & Lex
Layla actually looks surprisingly good w/longer hair and fake chest midgets. Jessie J is hot as well and they both turn in good performances. Sadly Layla is still talking nonsense through out the scene. Anybody whose seen her perform before knows exactly what I'm talking about. Layla just shut the hell up and have sex will you. STOP TALKING so much!!!
5th scene: Sophie Evans & Lex
This girl is really cute with a really nice ass. She and Lex turn in a hot performance as well. Definitely a great scene to end this flick. This and the 1st scene are the only scenes I didn't bitch about.

Exellent, director Jules Jordan always makes his films top notch on every aspect.

Aside from seeing "Grandmother Crane", this film has some pretty hot scenes.

Basically everything. . . well. . . mostly everything.

Let see. . .
1st Darla Crane in her GEEZER STATUS.
2nd Layla talking bullshit through her entire scene.
3rd Miko Lee's over pumped (and ready to blow through the roof breasts) and her mutated nipples.

Yeah, I know I talked alot of shit about this flick but I actually liked it. . . Yes. . . Of course I'm serious!!! I give it 9.

Posted By Mr Sukkon Deeznutz, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM


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Actresses
Miko Lee
Darla Crane
April Flowers
Sophie Evans
Layla Jade
Jessie J.

Actors
Lexington Steele

 




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