Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
140 mins
Studio:
Mayhem
Released:
2005,
MAY
Director:
Thomas Zupko
Stock #:
803184D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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Assylum DVD Movie Blog
Assylum DVD Description: "Welcome to the ASSylum, home of every sick and twisted anal violation imaginable. Five crazy anal psycho bitches from hell with a serious appetite for cock get all the sphincter pounding, asshole stretching, jizz gulping debauchery they can scream for. If psychotic rectal reaming, insane ass slamming and wind howling gapes is what you like, you've come to the right place! See you inside. -- Thomas Zupko"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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Just when you thought it was safe to sit in your easy chair with a bottle of lube, he’s back. Tom Zupko is back my friends and spinning his mad web for a new company. By now we all know what he is capable of in both features and gonzo flicks. It doesn’t matter what kind of movie Zupko is making, he shoots hot sex scenes and generally adds a few twists that make his smut impossible to ignore. I’m not sure what he is going to do with Mayhem, but with Hustler picking up his features, it would seem that we are in for a continuation of the great gonzo action he shot for Elegant Angel. Sticking with tradition, he has packed his movies with some of the hottest on-screen fucks in the business.
Haley Paige is a good girl to use in the opening scene of any movie. She’s got a great body and there is something totally sexy about her. Zupko has her in a jail cell rubbing against the bars as she tells us that she wants cock in all of her holes. I like the tease footage as she rubs her tits against the bar and sticks her ass in the air waiting for something to fill it. Jake Malone comes in and starts fucking her butt with his tongue. I’m not sure how old Jake is, but he’s got that sinewy Clint Eastwood thing going for him. After cutting the tease a little short, they waste a lot of time with whole “taste your ass” nonsense. It just kind of gets things off to a bad start. The whole scene fits in with “side-show/roughish” sex thing that is so very popular these days. They both talk a lot of trash to each other which is fine, but the sex keeps getting broken up with A2M and stuff that just takes us out of the rhythm of what should be a fantastic scene. Haley is hot and everything is well shot. It just isn’t the kind of scene that I found arousing. Even the great facial at the end can’t quite make this one as hot as it could have been.
Barbara Summer does her tease in typical Zupko fashion. He has her in fishnets and rubbing oil all over her body as she talks dirty in her native tongue. Mr. Pete comes sniffing around, slapping her ass and looking to get deep inside this sexy blonde import. He bends her over, sticks his cock in her and warms her up with some swift strokes from behind. The oral sex is mostly face-fucking and Pete plugging her nose. Not my thing, but she seems to take it well and he gets his balls bouncing off of her chin. (Good thing this scene didn’t have Evan Stone or he might have crushed her windpipe.) Her oiled up cheeks slide down easily around his cock. I like the action a lot better in this scene because they don’t stop every few strokes to force a shitty dick into her mouth. Instead Pete just keeps pumping her rump and giving us some great looking footage as he moves her body from spoon into piledriver. That ass gets seriously worked over from every angle. She takes his load perfectly and gives us a scene that is really fantastic.
Sandra Romain is the best looking girl so far and she is the kind of babe who can handle hard action. She gets oiled up, shows off her body and one-ups the competition by taking a cock at both ends. One of the guys is Tony T who has something going on with his hair that is as inexplicable as anything Zupko has ever created. As usual he talks too much during the scene, but less so here than we are used to. They go right for her ass and she easily handles whatever meat the guys want to ram in there. When Sandra is doing the talking the scene is much hotter than hearing a guy do that. There is good DP action and Sandra is a superstar no matter what kind of scene she is in. The facial finish is fantastic and even though the scene isn’t entirely up my alley, it works more often than not.
Flower Tucci is a very sexy girl with a big butt, a great face and the ability to squirt like a fire hose. She shows off the aforementioned butt and demonstrates the wet skills during the brief tease. Jake is back with Brian Surewood to play with the dirty talking blonde. I don’t remember hearing quite so much nasty talk from Flower, but she does it really well. She squats over Jake and squirts in his mouth before bending over to let her holes be poked by fingers. With her lips working up and down on Brian’s dick, she takes Jake balls deep in her ass with ease. The anal is great of course and check out the jiggle in buns. That’s some nice looking smut. I have seen her in a lot of scenes lately that focus so much on the squirting that it takes away from her heat. This one doesn’t have that problem and that gives us a chance to see Flower’s anal skills for a change. Ass lovers will enjoy watching Flower’s butt get all oiled up during some hot anal action. The guys feed her enough cum to satisfy her for a little while and then give her a chance to give another big squirt shot.
The big finale stars Nikki Hunter in a big bathtub full of milk. This is a beautifully shot scene, but since I’m not on the Nikki Hunter bandwagon I think that this was a poor choice for a closer. Flower is just a lot hotter from start to finish and from head to toe. After the pretty tease with milk and flowers and all that jazz, the sex is as hard as ever. She is covered in milk and choked by cock during the blowjob segment of the scene. They make good use of a hole in the tub to get the dick into Nikki’s waiting holes. If you happen to like Nikki then you will probably enjoy the good stuff a lot more than I did. The action is very well shot, but takes an ugly turn late when the guy starts shoving her down into the milk like he’s trying to drown her. I’m just not into the violent imagery in porn. Fucking a girl just doesn’t make we want to kill her. Even if you happen to like Nikki, you might be put off by some of this stuff. What really finishes things off is that the scene drags quite a bit. It seems to go on forever and that can be great if you’re into the action. When you aren’t turned on by the girl or the sex it can be painful.
Anyone who has enjoyed Zupko’s gonzo flicks will find this a fine continuation of that branch of his twisted tree. The action is very well shot. The sex is enthusiastic and nasty. Most of the girls are pretty hot and they are all very energetic. Some of it doesn’t work for me because it’s just not the kind of action I like watching. As much as I love Haley Paige I can’t help thinking that she is wasted a bit in this scene. Sandra Romain does one hell of a hot scene that really shines when she talks loud enough to drown out the din of male-pattern chatter. I like the artistic style of the final scene, but sexually it left me totally cold. For my money the best scene has Flower getting her delicious ass fucked raw and solidifying her position as the hottest super-squirt girl in the business. This is a solid movie that didn’t always work for me, but that is only because some of the sexual antics are outside of what I want to see. It still scores high marks and I would recommend that everyone check out the Flower three-way because it’s some of the best ass-fucking you will find on the store shelves right now.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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