Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
103 mins
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
2005,
VIV
Director:
Skeeter Kerkove
Stock #:
803178D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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Collision Course DVD Movie Blog
Collision Course DVD Description: "Briana, Tera, together for the first time! When two superstars have one request, and it's simple to ravage each other, we do what any other self-respecting adult company would: we get out the lube and make it happen. Master filthmeister Skeeter Kerkove presents Tera Patrick and Briana Banks in a no-holes-barred sexual free-for-all, with porn's hottest studs and starlets as the assist. Stand back and go The Course, Collision Course."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA
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I nearly forgot that I had this movie in my office. It’s one that I ordered quite a while ago and meant to review, but never seemed to the time for. It’s a Skeeter Kerkove project for Vivid so I’m sure we are in for a very odd mix. Skeeter is well-known and quite popular for his hard sex flicks and that doesn’t fit with the Vivid style. On the other hand he has more eye candy to work with this time. Tera and Briana are very easy on the eyes and that should help. Briana is also capable of turning in some great sex scene. She should be able to keep up with women like Vanessa Lane and Dillan Lauren. The cast is introduced during a little walk through that features each girl in bikinis, boots and make up that can only described as harder than a mope-squad dick on a triple dose of Viagra. The music is equally hard and continues as the sex starts.
Dillan Lauren, Tera and Briana
Dillan has her hands bound and is wearing a leash. The two superstars approach her and start roughing her up a bit. This would probably be hotter with the sound instead of what sounds like an extended Led Zeppelin riff. Tera looks fantastic even with the raccoon make up so we get to enjoy her as she drops her pussy down onto Dillan’s face. Some of the sex sounds do start to come through later in the scene and that helps things along. Briana gets by on pure energy in this scene, anally fucking Dillan with a dildo that she holds in teeth for most of the sodomy. There is some pointless A2M along the way and this would be a hundred times hotter if it were just Briana and Tera fucking each other like this. Still, it’s not a horrible opening effort.
Briana & Ben English
Briana gets to turn that great energy towards a big hard cock this time. The music isn’t quite so hard, but I would still rather hear Briana talk. That’s just my preference of course. At least the music keeps us from having to hear her quack like a wounded duck when Ben’s prick hits the back of her throat. The body glitter and dark make up aren’t really the best look for Briana, but she has more energy than a lot of gonzo girls these days so the action is pretty damn hot. There are some interesting shots of Briana from behind as he bends over to suck. They give us great leg shots, but the close ups on her boob scars are pretty nasty. Eventually Ben hangs her head over a step and kind of fucks her pretty race. This isn’t a pretty angle for anyone and all that we really see is overly made up eyes and Ben’s asshole. When the oral finally ends, she throws one long leg up in the air and gets the shit fucked out of her pussy. I love the fact that we get to hear her at this point because this skinny blonde knows how to talk dirty. Ben stands her up and fucks her right in the ass. The RCA here is fucking awesome. She pounds down on him as hard as she can and then he returns the favor. You won’t see a harder anal scene than this in any gonzo flick. (And her “fuck me like the bitch I am” talk is enough to make anyone want to bust a nut.) Ben waits until he’s totally wrecked her rectum before unloading a big wad all over that face. Anyone who thinks contract girls can’t fuck needs to watch this.
Tera Patrick & Spyder Jonez
Still looking fantastic in her bikini, Tera welcomes her man with a kiss that quickly becomes a blowjob. There is some good POV footage with great eye contact and even as we move in for the profile, her eyes are locked on his. There isn’t much here to deep throat, so she takes him to the root with ease and then does her best to put on a great show. There are some questionable camera shots that focus more on her chin and his balls than they should, but overall a Tera Patrick blowjob is bound to be pretty entertaining. They do some pussy play with Spyder feeing Tera her own juices, but he really wants to push her legs up over her head and fuck that pussy. (Don’t we all?) They don’t fuck for very long though because apparently Tera just really likes sucking that thing. When she does get back on top, they tease her ass just a bit during the cowgirl. Spyder saves a big load for her gorgeous face and rewards her with a great shot across the nose. This scene doesn’t have quite the same energy as the last one, but it is still pretty hot.
Vanessa Lane, Otto Bauer & Ben Brat
We take a break from the contract girls and get Ms. Lane who is perhaps the most flexible brunette in all of porn. It is not her stretching ability that is on display early however. She manages to deep throat both guys with relative ease and does so without pretending to gag on every stroke. They really do make her stretch, but do enjoy that pussy during some hot cowgirl. Vanessa’s ass is just begging to be fucked so they pope on there as well as her twat. Eventually they stand her up and hold her in between their bodies. I guess that would qualify as taking advantage of her flexibility because that shit can’t be easy. There we go, right at the end we get some fucking great shit. Vanessa locks her ankles behind her head and gets her little ass fucked. There isn’t a guy watching who isn’t stroking himself silly watching this kind of crazy action. This seems to set off the creative juices and the guys have her upside-down, sideways and in positions that we don’t even have names for. The only problem with this scene is that Otto seems to think we all want to hear him trash talking Vanessa. Sorry, but no! What we do want to see is Vanessa happily taking hot loads of cum in her mouth and swallowing them like a good slut.
Briana & Tera
The two superstars are supposed to be ready to tear each other a part, but they don’t seem to have a whole lot of chemistry at first. Their kissing is more than a little awkward and it takes a while for the scene to really find a rhythm. Things pick up a bit when they stop kissing and Tera gets her mouth down between Briana’s long legs. When Briana gets her turn, she tongue fucks the beautiful brunette and gets her hot pussy ready for some serious toy play. I love the eye candy here and Briana once again proves that contract girls don’t have to be dull fucks. To her credit, Tera does some nasty talking as well as she gets ready to return the favor. With a plug already in her ass, Briana screams out for Tera to fuck her deeper with the vibrator. The trash talking is hot and the eye candy is great, but some of the pussy to mouth toy play gets lame because Briana fake gags all over the place. This is a very nice finale though and it shows that both women can fuck like superstars.
Bonus Material:
Vivid Girl Extras gives us five scenes that are worth checking out. Jenna Jameson fucks Kobe Tai, Devon and Cassidy eat some beaver (and toes), Savana Sampson teaches Sunrise Adams a few new tricks, Briana gets fucked by Cheyenne Silver and Taylor Hayes and Malezia takes on Monique Alexander. We get Tera and Briana bios, previews, a BTS reel, movie gallery and special photo galleries focusing on the two stars of the movie.
There are some issues with this movie, but the overall result is very, very good. Briana proves that she’s a fucking star. She still looks pretty damn good and fucks with as much energy as any gonzo girl in the business. Tera is still a bit of a pillow queen, but she looks great in her bikini in this movie. Vanessa Lane’s acrobatic fucking is bound to make a lot of people blow loads all over their screens. I didn’t care for the make up in this movie. I know that Skeeter is big on the hard, glam look. I just think that Briana and Tera are too pretty to tart up like this, but that’s just my taste. I like the energy, really love the anal scene from Briana and even found the music to be pretty good when it wasn’t drowning out the sex.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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