Rated:
XXX
Category:
Big Cocks
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
103 mins
Released:
2005,
DGS
Director:
Xavier Mann, Brother Love
Stock #:
802118D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing DVD Movie Blog
I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing DVD Description: "Each and every girl gets spread wide by the biggest dick in the industry. Shane 'Freight Train' Diesel lays his massive meat pipe into future superstar Julia Bond with orgasmic results. He also slams his massive member into Victoria Sin's third eye. And the pussy plowing of sexy Christie Lee, Poppy Morgan, and Nadia Sin and you have a collection of jerk-worthy scenes that can't be missed."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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It’s time to get to know the new “big boy” on the block. Digital Sin brought us the first straight look at Mr. Biggz and now they’ve got Shane Diesel. He’s got the shaved head and a big dick, that’s about all I know about this guy. (If he has a gay porn past I am sure someone will drop me a note to let me know.) The Digital Sin movies all tend to look the same, with brief tease sequences before scenes that are as much eye candy as they are stroke material. Sometimes they come off as flat and almost too-pretty for their own good, but when they get one lined up properly, it’s usually a fine bit of smut. The girls who take on Shane in this flick are pretty nice looking with a few super sluts in there. We all know what Victoria Sin can do, but I’m looking forward to watching Christie Lee take on this big black pole.
Julia Bond is a cute girl, but what the fuck are those on her chest? Raccoon track tattoos? Come on. Wow, those are distracting. It’s a damn good thing she has such a pretty face because it draws our attention. In comes Shane and at first glace I think we can understand why they choose the name for him. He sort of looks vaguely like Vin, but his dome is desperately crying out for some hair. That looks like a size 17 skin helmet on a size 12 skull. He has Julia bent over licking her from behind when she turns around to get a look at what he’s packing. Sadly the low angle takes something away from the shocked look at she gets to see that thing close up. Dude really does have a seriously big dick. Her fingers barely make it all the way around it and the head alone stretches her lips. If you like watching girls take big cocks then this is sexy, but it isn’t very well shot. Too many bad angles and shots that are too tight to really see anything. Shane moves her into doggy and pushes into her pussy slowly. It really stuffs her and we get some great footage in cowgirl. Julia works her sexy ass up and down while her pussy gets stretched around that monster. He finally rolls over and jerks himself off, leaving most of his load on the head of his cock. I’d say that Shane has potential, but this first scene was a mixed bag at best.
Nadia Sin poses and fingers her pussy in a bit of throw away tease before dropping her pussy down on Shane’s face. He faces her and his cock is tick in her fist with enough left over to droop down as Shane waits for her mouth. Nadia takes things slowly, stuffing it between her lips inch by inch. I love the way she does this, but the action is only shot well about half of the time. (Does ANYONE want to see her fucking chin?) While I enjoyed the pace of the blowjob, the fucking is almost too quick for its own good. Nadia is vocal about what’s going on and her shaved little box manages to take a whole lot of meat. Just don’t get too attached to any one position because by the time you get your zipper down, they have moved to the next. She does open up her ass and we get some pretty hot cheek splitting doggy and then a pretty solid round of anal spoon before Shane dribbles another load into his fist. (At least she licks it up.)
Poppy Morgan is next and her tease is pretty good. The bathtub is the setting for her scene and it begins with the pretty blonde on her knees in awe of that massive tool. She uses one hand to work his balls and the other to stroke him right into her mouth. The look on her face is priceless as she lies on the bed and waits for him to put it in. Shane has to go slowly at first, working only half of it into her. When they get into spoon, more can fit and he gives it to her pretty hard. This is some really good stuff and Poppy seems to be having a good time with the new guy’s meat pole. She takes a short break to suck him off and then goes flat on her stomach to take it again. There is great footage here and Poppy goes after his cum, getting it into her mouth instead of letting it sit there on his fist.
Christie Lee is really cute and starts out acting like a bitch at the start of her scene. This would be a great little set up, but they cut it off before she can really play it up. Never mind though because Christie gives the best looking blowjob of the movie. She seems to be having a great time working that huge cock with both hands and her pretty mouth. After working him over on the bed, she kneels and keeps up the great oral action. Even before she takes an inch of meat in her pussy, this scene is already the best of the movie because Christie is perfect so far. They get into spoon and work together to make sure that she is comfortable. Christie helps instruct him until she is able to take him balls deep and then rolls on top of him for great looking reverse cowgirl. She looks hot in this position and seems to really love being stuffed. They hook up for a very high energy fuck that includes a great looking round of piledriver. Unlike some of the other girls in this movie, she actually fucks him back and begs for it. He finally rewards her hard work by dropping his thick goo all over her pretty face. We’ve been waiting a long time for a scene that can measure up to Shane’s size, but this is it.
Victoria Sin is a pretty Euro-babe who is thin enough to have her legs compared to Shane’s cock for girth. She is ready to take it in every hole and starts out by licking her way up his thighs to the big head of his prick. Victoria is as energetic as Christie was and stuffs her mouth until she is totally out of breath. He enjoys her mouth, but bends her over quickly and starts fucking her pussy. Victoria fingers her asshole and her pussy farts repeatedly as she tires to make room for his big prick. When she gets on top Victoria fucks him hard enough to nearly crush his balls. I think she likes it and she sure isn’t afraid to try it up the ass. Shane gives it to her deep and then watches as Victoria rubs his dick adoringly over her pretty face. The RCA is fucking fantastic and Victoria’s sphincter gets stretched to the limit as she impales herself. The anal here is great and the facial isn’t bad either. Were it not for Christie’s perfection, this would be the scene to talk about. As it is, it’s a great second shot that finishes the movie off with a big bang.
There is an interesting BTS, a bonus scene, photo galleries, trailers and the usual stuff. The only thing missing is some good interview footage with Christie in the BTS. I’d like to see how she was going after the scene.
Welcome to the big leagues Shane Diesel and to all of you size queens (and guys who like watching them) welcome to the new big daddy on the block. This movie looks and feels a lot like the Biggz flicks. There isn’t much build up to the action and we might be missing something because of it. Maybe a short interview with the girl before the scene could add some heat when they finally see that big thing. Shane is different than Biggz, not any better looking, but no worse. His cock probably isn’t as long as the tools Mandingo and Lex bring to the table, but it’s got as much girth as anyone in the biz. He seems to have a bit more personality than Biggz, but they don’t really give him much of a chance to do anything in this flick. It’s a decent movie for those who really like big cocks and there are a couple of memorable scenes. I would call this a promising start, with a whole lot room for improvement.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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