Rated:
XXX
Category:
Lesbians
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
95 mins
Studio:
Wicked Pictures
Released:
2001,
WKD
Director:
Brad Armstrong
Stock #:
77534D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $49.95
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Dangerous Tides DVD Movie Blog
Dangerous Tides DVD Description: "The cruise ship Adreanna has set sail to Mexico. On board are berthed a group of sex crazed swingers, ready for fun in the sun. Who's in charge of these hot blooded hedonists? None other than that gorgeous nymph, Jenna Jameson.
"Well everything's just shipshaped until they receive a dubious distress call from a sinking ship…The passengers are blissfully unaware as they frolic around deck (a seven girl orgy). Turns out the ship wrecked victims are none other than a bunch of terrorist hellbent on taking over the ship. Not if Jenna can help it…
"So get ready for the all action blockbuster "Dangerous Tides" shot on location on the Pacific Ocean with an all star cast. Lots of girls. Lots of seamen."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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You look at the cover of this DVD and you might mistake it for a mainstream B title. We´ve got the requisite bikini clad blonde (Jenna Jameson) and she´s holding a gun. We´ve got the front of a very big yacht coming into the picture and we even have the sun setting behind some clouds. Let´s just hope director Brad Armstrong had the wisdom to see that we´re not looking for bad B movie dialogue (A redundancy if ever there was one.) or even fancy shoot outs. We want to see his cast, Jenna and Nici especially, naked, sucking cock and getting the living shit fucked out of every opening they´ve got. Along the way, if there is something worthwhile to catch our eye, all the better. In the end, even if Armstrong loads it up with story, this can´t be any worse than the shitty B movies on late night pay channels. Hey wait, did´t we already see Jenna in a boat movie when she did Conquest?
The boat in question is home to a ten day cruise to Mexico and is packed with hot and horny swingers just dying to get at each other. Ruby and Steve Drake make their own porn movies and that interests Yvonne and Eric a great deal. Yvonne takes the camera and tapes as her man finds his way into Ruby´s tiny bikini. When Drake takes the camera, his new blonde friend starts deep throating his prick while Ruby is doing her best to swallow Price as well. This is a pretty well shot double sex scene with gorgeous backdrop and a couple of very hot women getting busy. Price pops on Ruby´s ass, but the sexual highlight comes when Drake douses his wife´s pussy in cum and watches Yvonne lick up every drop.
After a nice looking dance scene on the deck, complete with Mariachi band playing, Vince Voyuer invites Jenna and Melissa Hill to meet the captain. Melissa is asleep, but Jenna gladly agrees. Captain Mike Horner gets one look at Jenna in her tiny pink bikini and is all over her. Saved when he gets called to the engine room, the busty blonde is much happier about being alone with Vince. I just love watching chicks in bikinis sucking dick. Blame it on my summers in SoCal, but it just always gets me going. Of course it helps that Jenna has always been known for her great on screen blowjobs. She sucks Vince until he´s throbbing and wet enough to poke her anywhere. He throws her up onto the console and starts fucking her pussy hard. Still, the best footage comes when she´s bouncing on his lap. Jenna shows great energy and a body built for sex. To close it out, Vince fires a hot rocket of liquid lust at herface. Jenna doesn´t flinch at all, taking it on her tongue and chin.Negative points to Armstrong for cutting away as Jenna starts toclean the cum from his cock. Let it linger man, what´s the hurry?
Wilde Oscar is a very lucky man. His business has had a verysuccessful year and to celebrate, he´s on the boat with two of his employess, Nici Sterling and Alexandra Silk. They share a drink then get it on right at the bar. Nici spreads her thighs on the bar while Alex does her best work from her knees. After a wonderful two girl blowjob, he gets Nici wax his coc with her warm pussy. Normally, you wouldn´t want to take your dick from a pussy this hot, but Alex is looking good and in need of a stiff one in her snug little pleasure pouch as well. Besides, Nici´s mouth is still right in there getting a taste of his cock whenever enough of it is out of Alex. Once their mouths and pussies have been taken care of, Wilde pounds both asses, enjoying the tight fit and finally dropping his load on Alexandra´s butt.
All seems wonderful for the passengers of the ship, when a mysterious distress signal comes in. A boat is taking on water and needs immediate assistance. They help the boat, taking on some new passengers. Once the rescue is completed, the fun continues. This time, it´s a seven girl orgy on the deck of the pleasure cruise. Jenna is in the mix along with Charlie and five other babes. I would say that we seem to have crossed over into a Jim Holliday flick, but I don´t see Felecia´s tired ass anywhere in this collection of naked chick flesh. It´s a good thing someone thought to pack a lot of toys because there is a whole lot of pussy that has to get stuffed before this groups is done.
While the girls please each other, the new passengers have revealed their true nature. They are terrorist who want to take the ship by force. Faced with danger, Jenna turns on her charm to try to get them out of the mess. One of the terrorist, Mickey G, takes her downstairs and takes advantage. Jenna has on some jeans in this scene that really look good on her. When her top comes off, she leaves them on to deliver one of her famous blowjobs. I don´t know about Mickey, but Jenna, half naked and sucking my cock would push me over. (Don´t believe me? Jenna, let´s prove me right.) He slips her jeans and thong off and fingers her from behind for a long time before finally standing behind her on the stairs and pumping that pretty little pussy. They use the stairs strategically until Mickey blows a load all over Jenna´s flat belly and inflated hooters. Naturally, she sucks every drop from his cock, wearing him out enough to nab his gun while he´s recovering.
Jenna´s good work nearly gets them out of trouble, but Melissa Hill still has a job to do. She gets close to the head terrorist, Brad Armstrong and offers her body to him if he´ll just take what he came for (Plot point I´m not giving away) and let everyone else go. Not one to pass up and offer like this, Brad licks Melissa´s asshole for a while. She gets down on her knees and literally sucks his cock like her life depends on it. Right in the middle of this great looking suck off, Missy enters the room and wants a piece of the action. The blonde may be with the bad guys, but she is still a super fine looking cock sucker with a tight body and a juicy little slit. Both of these women are known for their high energy performances and they live up to that billing here. Before Mickey is done fucking the shit out of Missy´s ass, Melissa is sweating and waiting for a taste of the load Brad leaves all over the blonde´s ass and back.
There is an end to this little story, but I´m not going to give it away for those of you who care. This is a pretty decent little feature with better locations than dialogue, but some decent sex to go along with the pretty surroundings. Jenna is the star and she does the best scenes, though the three way with Nici is pretty hot as well. Melissa Hill is hot and nasty as always, but could have used more exposure. Great for Jenna fans or for guys who want to sail away on a porn pleasure cruise.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Take a vacation aboard the good ship Adrianna! When Wicked and Brad Armstrong team up, you know you're in for some big-time entertainment. Brad transcends (as best as possible) the "big-budget action" concept to the adult arena. Here, think Speed 2 with Jenna as the heroine. Oh, and substitute the special effects with blazing sex. While the money clearing isn't paying the acting talent (think Keanu Reeves in Speed 1!), This is an impressive cast of sexual talent. Unfortunately, after researching diligently, I could not identify some of the actors. However, I was pleased nonetheless. Here we go:
JENNA-- She consistently delivers. A b/g with Vince in the captain's chair which includes a nice LONG oral, hot sex, and a facial (classic Jenna!). Another b/g where her upper stomach gets sprayed (the guy tried but couldn't reach her melons!). And she takes part in a 6-GIRL!! orgy on deck. That orgy includes MELISSA HILL, who also has a hot 3-way with Brad and MISSY. In that scene, Missy gets backdoored and back-sprayed!
Speaking of backdoored, NICI STERLING takes part in a 3-way, where both girls get their temperatures taken with a meat thermometer! And the opening scene (which I believe RUBY is in) consists of 2 swinging couples switching partners on deck. Big-breasted women, good sex, a facial, and a butt-spray. The big names are there, as well as a newcomer or two. Solid performances all around.
This movie takes place entirely aboard a vacationing cruise ship under a hostile takeover (okay, it's a yacht but play along). I love what Brad does with the camera here. In the opener, you see the crystal-blue water below the sex. Also, throughout Jenna's best scene (in the captain's chair), you can see the ocean through the glass. Beautiful scenery adds so much to the sex. The sound is better on the indoor scenes, but this is no soundstage. We're on location in the middle of the ocean! Plus, my tape was well-rented (now I know why!), so that may have much to do with it. The acting is fair, but these people didn't do Hamlet in high school. Take it for what it is, folks. It's ambitious and fun. Brad Armstrong is raising the bar for adult movie standards.
Unless you've just returned from the moon, you are well aware of Jenna Jameson. She is truly amazing, in that she finishes EVERY scene with the same energy and enthusiasm she begins it. She loves what she does, and that is the biggest turn-on. Jenna is a sight to see in a bikini, as are all of the others in the film. The scenery heightens the eroticism. The big stars don't disappoint, and the 'lesser-knowns' will lose that status if they continue with efforts like this one. A consistently hot film.
Jenna Jameson's scene with Vince. The highlight of the film. Also, I appreciated the consistency of beautiful women. In 84 minutes, you are treated to 6 scenes. That's good bang-for-your-buck density.
This is definitely nitpicking, but Jenna's other b/g is not one of her best. The oral is short and the comeshot doesn't reach its intended targets (not her fault). Still, it's a Jenna scene and it's good. About the film itself, I can appreciate good, hot sex and this film has it. On a personal note (as this is only an opinionated review), I don't much care for lesbian scenes and I'm not crazy about anals. Personally, it was a slight drawback. Objectively, however, it's an amazing film. If you like Jenna, you're into anals, and you'd like to see 6 girls all over each other -fucking and sucking a dildo and each other with reckless abandon- RUN (don't walk) and grab this film. It will certainly be one of your favorites.
As with every film, I can nitpick to death. If everyone were a producer, they could choreograph the sex any way they wanted. For my own petty dislikes, my personal opinion is that it is a pretty good movie- sexually. However, I can't deny ANYONE else the opportunity to enjoy this film. Compared to what else is out there, it's sensational. Accordingly, I must it what it deserves- a 9.
Posted By DIABLO, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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