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Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks 5 DVD

Rated: XXX
Category: Interracial
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Run Time: 120 mins
Released: 2001, JSP
Director: Jake Steed
Stock #: 74823D5
Format: DVD
Number of Discs: 1
List Price: $19.95
  
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Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks 5 DVD Description: "In MONSTERS PART 5 they're still doing very bad things!!! The notorious evil, big black monster dicks are still on the loose, doing what they always do - pouncing on innocent and unsuspecting little white girls & pillaging white, suburban America - all the while breaking laws & sexual taboos. It's simply horrible! Why won't they simply go away?!? Please, someone - anyone - stop these monsters before they strike again & violate another innocent little white girl. We must unite and stop those evil black monsters from devouring and deflowering our American female youth! The world is simply not safe anymore! Someone, please help!!"

Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM

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Roger's Movie Review

Roger's Rating:   Star

Since this is a featured line on rogreviews.com this month, my feelings on Jake Steed's interracial series have been repeated enough that I shouldn't have to go over them again. He has been shooting some really good sex of late, especially for guys who like watching chicks take on big cocks. (Or if you totally dig the black on white thing.) On the negative end, the audio track is often muddled with monster noises and women screaming. Worse for many people, is the overall attitude that black men run around attacking white women. I still say this is mostly tongue in cheek, but the more I watch, the more I wonder how far Jake is going to take this aspect of his line. (Actually, I'm a little surprised that some of the guys still agree to do these movies given the way they're portrayed on the box covers.) The more these videos revolve around this aspect, the less erotic they are.

Jake comes out of the closet in his monster persona, actually rapping about wanting to get white pussy. (He actually comes off like a retarded Bill Cosby doing a really bad rap.) When Mazzie dials the wrong number, Jake quickly convinces her that her friend is in the shower and to come on over. He ambushes her when she comes in and Mazzie gives the requisite ?Do what you want, just don't hurt me.? Does this pseudo-rape stuff really make these videos better? Mazzie has a pretty cute, college girl face and an average body with a rather bad tat near her pussy. She can't get much of Jake's cock into her mouth, but she gets it nice and wet while gripping the base and giving decent eye contact. She leans back and just sort of lies there while he fucks her. When Stacy Donovan used to do this, people called her a dead fuck. Shall we assume that Mazzie is also a DF? When she gets on top, there is no more energy than before. She closes her eyes, holds her mouth open, barely makes a sound and has Jake doing all the work. Look, if he's too fucking big for you to enjoy the sex, then don't fucking do the scene. (And Jake, don't hire chicks who can't take it, it make for lame porn.) Too bad, because other than a hideous tat on the small of her back, Mazzie is actually pretty cute. Mazzie takes her facial with absolutely no energy. This is one of the worst scenes in this series to date.

Pretty little Asia comes to the door delivering Chinese food to Lexington Steele and Jake. They invite her to stay a while and watch while she plays the piano. (A chick named Asia playing the piano before being fucked by two black guys? A message perhaps?) They drag her into the bedroom, though it hardly seems necessary. Asia offers no resistance at all. She has smallish tits, with a scar on the side of one of them. (From what?) As she starts sucking both dicks, Asia already shows more energy than the first girl, making it a better scene from the start. She could give some more eye contact, but does nice work with her hand as she works the head into her mouth. As least she looks like she's having a good time. Jake throws her on the bed and starts slamming into her pussy. Since he isn't going all the way in, he can build up some speed while Lex jerks off into Asia's mouth. I like the way she really works hard to get her small lips around his head and later his balls. They bring Byron Long in on the fun and his cock really stretches her mouth. After being so well fucked, Asia takes three loads on her tight lipped face.

Cassie and Eve get snatched off the street and taken in for some monster dick action. Their screaming is more annoying that disturbing, but that ends when Jake and Lex put dicks in their mouths. I really dig Cassie and the other chick isn't too bad either. The girls switch partners in mid blowjob, letting Cassie get a taste of Lex while Eve works on Jake with some good wrist action. Since Jake is the director, he gets to keep Cassie to himself. Her tits seem to have deflated since the last time I saw her, but she still has a very nice body and a great look in her eyes when she's working a hard dick with her hands and mouth. Eve is quite vocal as Lex pounds her, but Cassie looks like she's having a bit of trouble with the size. Maybe that's just her addition to the scene, it's hard to tell. Once she's on top, the little whines continue, but she's bouncing up and down like a champ. Jake, PLEASE don't cut away from Cassie's hot pussy to your own face making that stupid monster expression, ever again! Once again everyone switches partners and Eve is face to face with the head monster. Lex really rocks Cassie's world by stuffing her little pussy. (Do yourself a favor though, turn down the sound. Some dick is having way too much fun with the audio board.) Cassie plays with her pussy while the guys double team Eve. This may be the best scene of the movie sexually, but ?The fly? background noise has got to go. Great shot at the end of Cassie sucking Jake and passing his dick to Eve who is being fucked by Lex. Eve tries anal from Lex, but it doesn't get very far and the look on her face isn't not sexual rapture. At last, both guys unload on their faces. Jake leaves them plastered and Cassie's expression is priceless.

When one of Jake's friends has his sixtieth birthday, they give him a present. It's some which chick in the closet with a sock in her mouth. The soft, mousy chick doesn't say a word before dropping to her knees and sucking his old rod. This chick shows all the enthusiasm of a garden slug as she opens her mouth for dick. Even if the sight of an average looking chick with a stuffed mouth works (which is does at times here) the three guys growling and the old guy spanking himself desperately trying to get hard just kills the wood. Lex fucks her from behind and cums rather quickly on her face. She looks like she is seriously going to cry. Somehow they get a cock in her ass and her pussy, but there is no pleasure from her at all. If I want to watch chicks not having a good time, I'll rent an Ed freaking Powers movie. If I want to watch chicks in pain, I'll rent a Max Hardcore movie. This scene is really awful.

For the first time in a while, the stupid background audio and Jake's monster mugging aren't the biggest problem in this movie. Instead, it suffers from terrible casting. If you're going to make a movie that revolves around chicks handling big dicks, why not cast women who can handle or maybe even LIKE size? The last girl, Berry looks ready to cry at any moment and anyone who finds that sexy needs to deal with that on their own. Mazzie is a cute girl, but has zero energy in her scene. Asia was better, giving a pretty nice scene. Cassie is a girl I really like, but she plays up the whining a bit too much. I have really praised this series as one of the best interracial lines on the market. I still say that in spite the lame monster shit, it's the bored chicks that make things such a mess here. Come on Jake, I expect better from this series.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

X-man's Movie Review (1)

X-man's Rating:  4 Stars

Starring: Jake Steed, lexington Steele, Byron Long, Mazzy, Eve, Cassie, Asia, Berry and some old guy.

Scene one: Mazzy, Jake Steed
The video opens with a closet opening revealing Jake, he awakens and starts dancing. A girl (Mazzy) calling Jake looking for her friend, but she has the wrong number but wanting a her, Jake lies and tells her that the person she wants is in the shower and come over. She falls for it comes over. (Real smart). She goes into the house looking around for her friend and Jake pops out of the closet and attacks her. He gets her out of her clothes. Jake has his way with her. Ending with a facila which coats her face.

Scene 2: Asia, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele and Byron Long
The scene has Asia delivering food to Jake and Lexintong Steele. They invite her to stay for a minute. She plays a piano but her music stop them from wanting her. They carry her to the bedroom. She goes down on both guys at the same time. (Hot). Jake fucks Asia first, then Steele. Byron Long show up and get into it. They all take turn with her. All of them shoot a load on her face. Great scene!

Scene 3: Cassie, Eve, Jake Steed and Lexington Steele
The 3rd scene has Cassie and Eve surrounded by Jake and Lex, they are screaming loud but it doesn't help as they get carry away. To Jake's place. The girls go down on big cocks. They break up in pairs, Jake and Eve, Lex and Cassie. Both girls are screamers, Jake leaves Eve and jumps in with Lex with Cassie. Cassie even takes it in the ass from Lex. The scene ends with a double facial coating the girls faces.

Scene 4: Berry, Jake Steed, Lex and old guy
The last scene has Jake and Lex celebrating the birthday of fellow monster. Jake can't wait to give the birthday boy his gift and takes him in the bedroom. He opens the closet to reveal a bound up Berry. They untie her and remove the gag from her mouth, replacing it with cock. Berry sucks off all 3 guys at once then gets her fuck by Lex. This doesn't last long as Lex drops a load on her face. Jake comes over they give her a DP. The birthday boy finally get some fucking and even gets it in Berry's ass. Jake dumps his hot load in her face. The then birthday guy fucks Berry some more pulls out to cum on her face.

The production value was good nothing to complain much about except the rap music of Jake.

The eroticism is good, some of the women really looked like they were into it.

Asia scene was the best. Jake needs to change the title to little chicks, because this Asian bombshell exploded taking on the three of the biggest meat in the business, with no problems.

Eve she wan't that great with her sex scene, and the birthday boy, is pushing sixty at least. Jake needs to get rid of him and get someone younger.

I would rate it a 8.

Posted By X-man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM


Vee Jay's Movie Review (2)

Vee Jay's Rating:  4 Stars

Starring: Jake Steed and Lexington Steele team up with Byron Long and another guy to force themselves on yet another set of young girls. The first girl is Mazzy, a cute chick with lovely large-nippled natural breasts, who gets well f**ked by Jake Steed. The second is Asia, a small-breasted oriental girl who gets gangbanged by Jake Steed, Lexington Steele and Byron Long (mouth and pussy only – no anal). The next episode has two girls having group sex with Jake and Lexington. One is Cassie, another nice-looking narrow-waisted chick with natural large-nippled boobs that are droopy but attractive. The other is Eve, a tall and slender Euro-chick with small, perfectly-formed breasts, who does the first anal scene of this movie, briefly taking Lexington's shaft up her ass. The only other anal scene is in the last episode, which features a rather average-looking girl called Berry whose gangbang by Jake, Lexington and another guy includes a DP – but she looks totally miserable throughout the action. Asia was also disappointing, clearly finding the three guys' dicks rather too large for comfort. Mazzy gave a fine performance, while Cassie and Eve were good to watch most of the time. The men are as annoying as ever when making their monster faces and monster noises, but their dicks are big and hard, and do the job.

The clarity of picture is good, and there is nothing to complain about the camerawork – there is a good mix of full body shots and close-ups, and a variety of camera angles. The sound is fine, although one could do without the monster noises, which are very annoying.

In the first episode a bogus phone call lures Mazzy to Jake Steed's house, where he lies in wait for her inside a cupboard. He jumps out naked, grabs her and pulls her onto the bed. “Do whatever you want, just don't hurt me” she says as he takes off her t-shirt and jeans. Using plenty of eye contact, Mazzy does a great job of sucking his huge d**k, getting it nice and wet with her saliva and his pre-c*m – he lubricates freely in her mouth. Then she lies back and opens her legs to let him slide his thick shaft into her lovely, tight pussy. There is some hot f**king as they go through various positions. Mazzy is not a noisy f**ker, but her sighing and panting and the look on her face (eyes closed, mouth open) leave you in no doubt that she is really into what is happening. Jake ends by depositing his load in her mouth, after which she nervously asks “Can I go now?” The second episode has Asia delivering a take away to Jake and Lexington, who invite her in. She plays the piano for a bit in their living room, but they soon grab her and carry her off into the bedroom. Asia is a bad actress, and can't stop grinning and laughing as they get her undressed. She takes turns sucking them, but her mouth is not big enough to take in more than just the head of each of their d**ks. Jake screws her first, Lex feeding her mouth with d**k at the other end. When Lex takes over f**king her, Byron Long joins them and sticks his cock in her mouth. The three guys take turns f**king her, and Asia isn't laughing any more as she feels the size of the monster d**ks ravaging her pussy one after the other. Seeing her discomfort, it isn't surprising that the guys don't attempt any anal or DP. Her face is still serious at the end when she keeps her eyes and lips tightly closed as she receives the guys' loads on her face. In the third episode, Cassie and Eve are molested on the sidewalk by Jake and Lexington, who carry the two screaming women off to their apartment. The girls are immediately down on their knees, sucking busily at the two big c**ks offered to them by the horny guys. Cassie gives a particularly good blow-job, making excellent use of her bejewelled tongue – I don't normally like pierced tongues, but Cassie is cute and expert enough to be the exception. It is a treat to watch her slide her wet lips up and down with great enthusiasm, accompanied by good hand action. The girls switch cocks a couple of times before they finally get undressed. Cassie gets back to sucking Jake, while Eve lies back on a sofa and opens her legs wide to let Lex push his long d**k into her pussy. She clearly feels his size, squeezing her eyes shut and crying out as he forces his way in and begins f**king her. Then it's Cassie's turn to do the same as Jake starts boning her. A long orgy follows, and the camera gets a beautiful shot of Eve lying back on Lex, his c**k slowly moving in and out of her pussy, while Jake comes up and feeds her mouth with his d**k. There is another memorable scene when Eve is on all fours blowing Jake, and Cassie gently strokes Lex's

All the girls are natural-breasted and I personally found three of them very attractive (the exceptions were Asia and Berry). The camera-work is good, with plenty of full body shots interspersed with nice close-ups of the big black d**ks sliding in and out of the very pretty pussies of the first four girls. The DP of the fifth girl (Berry) is also well filmed, the close-ups of the action sparing us the unpleasant sight of her glum face.

I find ‘forced' sex fantasies erotic when the woman's initial resistance is replaced by enthusiasm as she starts to enjoy the sexual action, and ends up having a shattering orgasm (or two or three). But inappropriate grinning by the first four girls (particularly Asia) when being ‘abducted' spoils the first part of the fantasy. Worse, it seems that Asia and Berry (and, just occasionally, even Cassie and Eve) are NOT enjoying getting fucked, thus reducing the eroticism of the second part of the fantasy as well. Berry looks miserable from beginning to end, and also never reveals her breasts – covered breasts can be erotic in some circumstances (clothed sex in a public place, for example), but in this situation I couldn't see the point in keeping her bra on. I would have appreciated some attempt at genuine acting and a bit more dialogue – instead of the constant monster noises.

In spite of the shortcomings, a movie with (mostly) attractive young women getting f**ked by big d**ks always has good hard-on value, and I would give it a rating of 8.

Posted By Vee Jay, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM


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