Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
86 mins
Studio:
VCA Video
Released:
2001,
VCA
Stock #:
73363D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Opening of Misty Beethoven DVD Movie Blog
Opening of Misty Beethoven DVD Description: "If there is one adult motion picture that stands head-and-shoulders above the rest, it is this Henry Paris' classic. Like 'My Fair Lady' with a sexual twist, the film features Constance Money, as a sleazy, slutty Paris streetwalker named Misty Beethoven. Misty's life does an about face when she meets Dr. Seymour Love (Jamie Gillis), a jet-setting sex researcher who makes a wager with an old friend that he can transform Misty into a sophisticated, sultry socialite. His goal: to have Misty become the next 'Goldenrod Girl' for skin publisher Lawrence Lehman. Her intensive sexual education soon brings out the real woman within Misty, and she becomes the apple of Lehman's eye. Having reached the pinnacle, Misty is unfulfilled only in her yearning for Seymour. But when she overhears him bragging of his success and mocking her, Misty decides to take matters into her own hands."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Constance Money, Jaime Gillis, Terri Hall, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Jacqueline Beudant, Mary Stewart, Cynthia Gardner, Marlene Willoughby. Constance Money and Jaime Gillis are great in their roles. The performances all around - sex and acting - are very good.
The production values here are tremendous, as good as any independent feature of the time it was made (1975). The direction, editing and photgraphy is stylistic and arty, possibly influenced by the French New Wave which was a coming trend. This film should be letterboxed. The soundtrack and sceore is superior, with familiar music (The William Tell Overture is heard over one fuck scene). This is a professionally made movie that rivals mainstream films of the period.
This flick sizzels with erocticism. Constance Money plays Misty Beethoven who is selling handjobs in a French porn theatre when she is discovered by Seymour Love, played by Jaime Gillis. After jerking off an old guy dressed like Napoleon in the theatre, Misty joins Seymour who convinces her to let him teach her how to rise to a higher class of prostitution. In the style of 'My fair Lady' which is clearly the idea here, Misty is put through a series of sex training exercises. Meanwhile, there is sex everywhere. On the plane, stews take orders for drinks and blowjobs (One guy bitches that he got his blowjob, but not his drink - what airline is this??). Throughout the film, there are constant images of sex, particularly blowjobs, in the background of the main action, along with lots if cum flying. The sexual situations are kinky and erotic. In one scene, Misty seduces a homosexual into fucking her, and in another she uses a strap on dildo to fuck a guy at the opera (She's come a long way from selling handjobs at porno theatres), This film is not the kind of graphic fuck fest you'll see in 90's or 80's films, and it is better and hotter for it. Also of not is that the cast of ladies is very attractive and natural looking, refreshingly absent of any augmentation.
Jaime Fillis sparkles here. The man can act and shows his best in this flick. Constance Money is a hottie and is extemely erotic in her frequent sex scenes. The script is literate and funny, and the entire cast is superb at straight delivery of funny lines. The tongue-in-cheek humor is constant, clever and effective. On the way to Rome from New York, Misty asks Seymour what's the difference between New York and Rome. Seymoure tell her there aren't as many Italians in Rome. This is the very rare XXX film that sucessfully blends erotic and kinky sex with humor, a good script, superior filmmaking, and even romance.
Can't think of a thing to complain about. This is a talky and artful XXX film which might not be for all tastes, but the sex is plentiful and hot.
'The opening of Misty Beethoven' is an award winner and considered, rightfully so, to be a classic. Dare I say, this is a much better flim than the three big classics (Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind The Green Door). 'Misty' is a great film for couples and ladies as well as your basic stroking guys (It even has some raincoater appeal). This is not just a classic of the 70's porn era, it's a really good film - XXX or otherwise - and I rate it a 10 out of 10.
Posted By Simonsez, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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i saw this one once in the 70's. when i think back, on the dreamlike settings, on the dreamlike constance money - looks, body, personality, i can feel myself getting hard mentally. if a film ever can cast aa permanent spell, this is the one.
Posted By denny chairs, www.excaliburfilms.com | 7/10/07 8:56 AM
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The Opening Of Misty Beethoven
1976. Drama. 87m.
D/P - Radley Metzger. W - Jake Barnes.
Staring --- Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, and Teri Hall, Ras King as Lehman, Gloria Leonard, Casy Donovan, Mary Stuart, Jenny Baxter, Janet Baldwin, Cynthia Gardner, Helene Simone, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dare.
Personal Review
This is about a famous, unfulfilled, sex author who with the help of an old friend, turn an impassionate whore into a passionate, very talented, sex slave, basically. The three, with the help of a lady porn star pull off a nearly impossible sex capper in Paris. This story is as brilliant as porn gets. Plus, this masterpiece has a little of everything. There is so much cock sucking going on, and I like the quick inserts everywhere. Gillis is in his best, both as a young stud, and his true talent for acting! I think it is the best over-all porn movie ever made in the 70s, but not my most favorite. PR 5+
Sex Scene Sequence
1. Opening scene during credits; while a couple on a XXX movie is getting it on, Misty (Constance) gives a very old man a hand job in the theater. The old man and man on the big screen cum simultaneously.
2. Geraldine (Jacqueline), old friend of Semore, rides this dude until he cums.
3. The pilot’s wife (Stuart) goes down on a lady passenger (Baxter) during a airline flight.
4. Misty gives oral sex in a limo, then gets fucked in a ladies bathroom by Alfredo.
5. Tonya (Teri) the spacey brunette does Geraldine while Semore gets a little head from the maid. In same scene, Tonya moves to Semore and sucks and fucks him in weird positions. The above two are the best, longest and very dramatic in the movie. Nice climax!
6. Misty seduces and fucks a famous homosexual (Donovan) and turns him straight! This causes a scandal in Paris!
7. Misty gives three servants a blowjob and two hand jobs at the same time. Wow!
8. The rich husband to Barbara (Gloria) give Misty a threesome she won’t forget. He gets butt-fucked by a dildo strapped on Misty. This is a classic scene.
9. Semore finally has lovely, passionate sex with Misty, after she comes back to him.
Jack Cough
Posted By Jack Cough, www.excaliburfilms.com | 3/1/07 11:11 AM
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As I become an adult and was exposed to adult films, there was alot of crap out there to look at. However, Misty Beethoven was a rare exception. The acting was actually realistic, the situations were inventive and it actually had a plot. If you are tired of alot of junk out there, do yourself a favor and check out this film.
Posted By Silver Tongue, www.excaliburfilms.com | 12/27/06 4:56 PM
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