Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
89 mins
Studio:
Digital Playground
Released:
2005,
DIG
Director:
Celeste
Stock #:
704824D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $49.95
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Teagan Erotique DVD Movie Blog
Teagan Erotique DVD Description: "Teagan Erotique is an erotic feast starring Digital Playground's Teagan Presley with Jesse Jane and Jamie Lynn, Sativa Rose, Nautica Thorn, Jana Oso, Judy and Keri Sable, Directed by Celeste, this artistic masterpiece plays on real life fantasies, delving into intense hardcore artistry while simultaneously freeing the players and viewers of all sexual inhibitions. Submerge yourself in a frenzy of heightened sensation as you uncover Teagan's deepest desires."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA½
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When Teagan signed her deal with Digital Playground a lot of raincoaters were ready to jump off a bridge at the loss. Others were happy to see her land with a company that would raise her profile and shoot her in high-end shoots like this one. Celeste has shot a couple of these Erotique movies and they have a distinct style. We already know that it won’t be a movie that everyone will enjoy. The movies are beautifully shot with an artsy spin. They also tend to be very high on the fetish scale.
Teagan opens the movie wrapped in plastic with tape over her nipples in a sharp-edged fetish scene. Scott Nails is in a rubber apron and has a black condom on his cock. There is a lot of quick-cutting going on, but she looks fantastic. The condom comes off for a few seconds of oral and then for a bareback anal scene as Teagan rides in RCA. With the scene over in less than ten minutes it doesn’t quite build up the rhythm that I think we would all like to see, but the visuals and editing are fantastic. (And yes, there is a facial.)
Nautica Thorn has on a kimono for her portion in this stylized stroke flick. She has the traditional geisha make up, but as Jean Val Jean discovers, her little red rope outfit under the kimono is somewhat less traditional. This scene has a glossy, slo-mo look that is great for the eye candy but not so great for the sexual energy. Nautica’s body is perfect and she takes a slow motion facial on her pretty face at the close of the scene.
Jesse Jane joins Teagan for an extremely interesting tease segment. They are both dressed in costumes that defy description. Both beautiful woman are working with hula-hoops to show off their bodies. This lasts a long time and doesn’t leave us enough time for the side by side masturbation. This scene is more interesting than hot, but these two babes look great together.
The next scene features Keri Sable on a toilet with Jean Val Jean standing over her spraying something yellow over her face and body. We never see him actually pissing so I would guess it’s not real. (Sorry guys.) Since I wouldn’t want to see a real piss scene I certainly don’t find a fake (or concealed) piss scene at all interesting. Keri picks it up a bit when she sucks his cock and gets fucked on the sink. The sex is slow, but her little body is worth a look as Jean takes her hard and leaves his DNA on her face. (Oh and we find out what the liquid was at the end of the scene.)
Jamie Lynn has a Victorian thing going as she shows off her body and takes a bubble bath. It’s a nicely shot piece of solo erotica, but kind of boring if you want to know the truth.
Teagan is back, riding Mick Blue’s face and showing off that pretty little body. He rolls her onto her side and pushes a leg high in the air to fuck her hard. This time the slow motion really kills the heat that should be there. With such a gorgeous girl who can actually perform, it would be nice to see her really turned loose.
Sativa Rose and Scott Nails turn a salad into sex in another glossy scene with loud music and slow sex. She has a fantastic body and gives really great head, but only one of those two attributes really gets played up here. Like the others, this scene looks great, but has most of the heat pulled from it even as he dumps onto her face.
Teagan and an uncredited girl get together for a bit of light bondage and paddle play. By this point in the movie you either love what you are seeing or you hate it. I don’t hate it, but there are only so many ways to wonder what the hot action would look like if we could wipe away the layers of “style” and just focus on the sex. Teagan blindfolded and teased is really sexy, but unless you really dig the Andrew Blake stuff, then there is nothing here.
With Teagan doing a sexy little tease before the last scene we get to watch her play with a gun in a cute little dress. If we could watch tease sequences like this with better sex scenes, the movie would be fantastic. The finale features Teagan sharing Mick’s cock with Jayna Oso. These women are among the very best performers in the business, but you would never know it from this scene. Mick gets a bit of anal and shoots on their faces for some swapping at the close of the flick.
In the BTS, we get some funny stuff and a chance to see some of the sex at full speed which is nice. There are trailers and bios as well, but the BTS is really the bonus that is worth checking out.
I am totally torn on this one. On the one hand I realize how much work goes into a high-end flick like this. It is nicely shot, beautifully edited and a very good looking movie from start to finish. On the other hand, I’m a porn reviewer and as a piece of strokeable smut, this one fails more often than it succeeds. Slow motion sex, echo chamber music and long, lingering shots of body parts are great (and I mean seriously great) for tease footage. I loved the segment with Teagan and Jesse doing hula-hoop for example. That stuff is great as tease, brilliant in fact. So for me, it only works on certain levels. I realize that there is a whole segment of the porn viewing audience that is looking for exactly this kind of movie. If you’re a fan of softer, glossy smut and aren’t looking for couch porn, then take everything I have said and flip it. It has everything that a great Andrew Blake film has and then some. (It actually has guys fucking girls.) I’m such a huge Teagan fan and the cast is so freaking beautiful that I couldn’t help but be a bit disappointed to see the action bogged down by the overbearing style. She is a total babe who loves to get pounded hard. Why on earth can’t we see it at full speed? Combining Celeste’s skill for the tease and Teagan’s talents for the sex scenes would probably create a movie so fucking hot it could kill people. And why my dear friends, would be wrong with that?
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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