Rated:
XXX
Category:
Big Boobs
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
240 mins
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
2005,
VIV
Stock #:
702495D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Best Tits On The Planet DVD Movie Blog
Best Tits On The Planet DVD Description: "Adult Superstar Christy Canyon gets juggy with it! See why Christy Canyon gets "Best boobs in the world" award from... Vivid. Let's all go to the Boobies!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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When picking the title for a comp, you have to imagine that the people at Vivid often have a good laugh. Some of the titles seem to have more creativity than the average feature. This one is very simple and anyone who has watched porn for the last twenty years can guess who this comp is focused on. Christy Canyon has been making boob lovers’ dreams come true for as long as I’ve been watching porn and that’s a very long time. Though most of these scenes are from the 90’s, we do get a couple of really old ones here. That allows us to kind of trace the history of these incredible boobs and watch some of the other gorgeous Vivid Girls along the way.
Christy Canyon & Scott Irish from On Trial
Taking a break from the trial of the century, Scott and Christy light up the bed. He plants a kiss on her lips and keeps the focus on her fantastic tits. Squeezing them together, he gets a close of up view of what we all wish we could get our hands on. Christy lets him work on her pussy for a while before turning her attention to his cock. The picture is pretty grainy and we could use some more tight shots, but the long angles of Christy on all fours with a dick in her mouth are pretty fucking hot. She shakes her tits and licks all around his cock as she prepares him for a good ride. Though the angles are a little soft, the action is very energetic. Scott nails her and keeps the tits mentioned so adoringly in the title, shaking like crazy. Once they have worked up a good sweat, he shoots his load all over her furry bush.
Christy Canyon, Krista Maze & Jon Dough from Domination Nation 2
Jon just leans back and lets the girls do the work for a while. Christy rubs his feet and shows him her awesome knockers. He rolls them over and they wrestle around for a bit. There is a whole story behind this movie so the action might seem a little odd out of context, but once they get down to it, it’s plenty hot. Jon knocks it out pretty well and we get to watch both girls take hard rides on his throbbing prick. He leaves a good load of cum all over Krista’s back.
Christy, Crystal Wilder, Nikki Dial & Mike Horner from Sex 2
Mike is having a good time on the couch with Christy. She slips out of her clothes and for some reason he runs out of the room. Nikki Dial is in the bedroom and he has to start servicing her. Before we can even draw parallels to that classic Brady Bunch episode where Greg had to dates, Mike runs back to Christy so he can fuck those big tits. To make matters even more complicated, Crystal Wilder is in the kitchen rubbing her slit. Mike runs in to take care of her. He finally brings them all together and in typical porn fashion, the girls are cool with a little three on one party. The action moves around quickly, but there are some great moments. Nikki with her feet on Mike’s shoulders during hard mish, Christy’s tits swaying under her as Mike fucks her from behind and a triple blowjob. Christy’s rack takes a load of cum, but we see it in slow motion and that’s too bad.
Christy and Jenteal from Where the Boys Aren’t 9
No big orgy needed here. Just two of the hottest Vivid Girls ever. I have always thought that Jen was one of the prettiest girls in the history of the biz. She spreads her legs and let’s Christy’s long tongue work deep into her tight folds. That body is just fantastic and Christy covers it in candle wax. This is a pretty little scene even for people who aren’t into all-girl action.
Christy, Steven St. Croix, Tony Tedeschi & Vince Vouyer from The Show
Another classic scene with Christy on the couch for an interview. She starts by showing the guys that she doesn’t wear any panties. The interview quickly becomes some hot sex on the desk. We all wish that Jennifer Love Hewitt or Natalie Portman would do this, but we can be happy watching them double up on Christy. Tony Tedeschi gets his tongue up her ass, but Christy seems to light up quite a bit when Vince steps up to the plate and feeds her his cock. The guys give her a solid fuck and start dumping cream all over her legendary hooters. The standing doggy is pretty hot and there are plenty of good angles for those looking to enjoy her swaying fun bags.
Christy, Asia Carrera & Steven St. Croix from Comeback
Comeback was a return vehicle for Christy, but it also helped launch Asia Carrera’s career. Steven and Christy start out a scene in a jungle set and he keeps calling her “Christy” as PT instructs him not to. Asia joins the mix and looks so fresh and cute that we can’t help but fall in love with her. The best sexual action comes with Christy in doggy and the great sway shots as he takes her from behind. This could be a better scene, but there is enough heat to enjoy it anyway. There is a later scene between Christy and Tony Tedeschi from the same movie that really rocks. She teases him by fingering her pussy and then gets slammed hard.
Christy and Tim Banger from Fantasy in Blue
This was one of my favorite Christy scenes from the early 90’s. He has her up on a tiny table in a bar and she can barely stay balanced as he licks her clit. She returns the favor by taking his big cock in her hand and sucking it with a ton of enthusiasm. This may be one of her best blowjobs and guys who love boobs also get some great profile shots as she gets her whole body into the act. The actually fucking is really short, but he spends a lot of time between her tits and shoots a big load all over them. There is just something really frantic and hot about the action in this scene.
Christy and Paul Thomas from I Dream of Ginger
I have enjoyed this scene for over twenty years. It’s from one of Christy’s early Vivid movies and features her in some jeans that can only be described as breathtaking on her form. She teases PT and gives us a lot of fully dressed tease. She bends over his lap and sucks his cock hard and still has her clothes on. The top comes off first and she shoves her perfect tits in his face. They have always been great, but it is this scene above all the others that really shows them off as the best on earth. Just look at the reverse cowgirl in this scene. How can anyone not fall in love with this woman?
There are other scenes with Christy working with Mark Davis, Jill Kelly, Marc Wallice, Jon Dough, Tim Lake and others. Veggie fans get some really big all-girl orgies. These come mostly from the Where the Boys Aren’t line feature Christy naked with Janine, Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Julia Ann, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Raquel Darrian and the usual suspects. We also get the lesbian three-way from the Show that features the extremely rare ass play from Ms. Canyon. She takes a dildo in the butt from two pretty blondes. This is a nice collection for Christy fans with some good old stuff and a whole lot of girl on girl action. The picture quality isn’t great, but at the price, it’s three and a half hours of exactly what the title promises, the best tits on the planet.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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