Rated:
XXX
Category:
Couples
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
240 mins
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
2000,
VIV
Stock #:
67953D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Broken English DVD Movie Blog
Broken English DVD Description: "A fed-xed fox for a lonely man. Is this a mail order bliss or a mail order bitch?"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Dascha, Sky, Mia Smiles (pre-implant), Ginger Page, Devinn Lane, CJ Bennett, Kimberlee, Bobby Vitale, Cheynne, John Decker, Julian.
On one level, I have to hand it to the cast and director - the acting and in this video tape was far better than most of the other tapes I've seen in the past two years. There was actually a story to this thing and Bobby Vitale and Dascha were believable in their roles - almost unheard of in today's banal world of crank em' out porn. (The sex scenes I'll discuss later in this review).
The plot centers around a frustrated paperboy, "Manny" (Bobby Vitale) who's former girlfriend (Mia Smiles) gets married, so he winds up sending for a Russian bride "Natasha" (Dascha). She arrives and does nothing but complain - Very typical, from what I hear about real life Russian brides brought in by horny American losers who are too stupid or too obnoxious to find a girl in a country with 260 million people - over half of them women. Of course, if all the Russian brides were as hot and nasty as Dascha, I'd consider sending for one tomorrow.
Well done. Good lighting, good set design, good story, good sound, good talent, good sex.
In the first sex scene, "Manny's" former girlfriend, played by Mia Smiles gets married, We get to see the happy couple consumate the marriage in a brief scene with a pre-implant, flat chested Mia taking a marial cum shot across her lips. The scene is ok but nothing to write home about.
The next thing you know Dascha shows up at Bobby's place and soon after, as the story goes, they marry. Their first coupling is pretty hot stuff, with Dascha going down on Bobby - and she looks absolutely great with her lips on the end of a dick. The after riding him in a variety of different, but conventional, sexual positions, the "new groom" invades his bride by way of the back door. After a good, hard anal reaming in two different positions, "Manny" straddles her chest and pastes "Natasha's" pretty Russian mug with a thick load of goo - which to her credit she doesn't seem to mind at all. This coupling generated a lot of boner popping heat - very erotic.
Without delving too deeply into the story, "Natasha" insists Bobby go on a TV game show, where she thinks he can win some money. Unfortunately, he only wins a box of fish sticks. But crafty Dascha catches the host getting his bone sucked by "Ginger" and takes a picture - blackmail material for sure. This is followed by Ginger taking a routine fuck in the dressing room.
Next "Natasha" gets into some lesbian action with the cable girl. The newly arrived Russian proves she also knows something about carpet munching and strap-on banging as the girls trade sexual favors before the strap-on winds up being shoved into Dascha's beautiful, but well worn, asshole. I don't really enjoy lesbian sex that much, but this stuff with the dildo and the ass action wasn't bad at all.
As Bobby is delivering his papers, a couple who he has seen before on his route kiss good-bye at the door are doing it again - only this time she doesn't let the lucky stiff leave. Sky plays the horny housewife and the couple wind up with their clothes off on their backyard picnic table. Sky looks decent here, and they do the standard oral stuff and screw before her husband deposits his DNA onto her face. It's not a big load and not very messy and Sky skillfully avoids getting much of the jism in her mouth. All things considered a pretty standard billof faire sexually.
Again without getting too involved in the plot, "Manny" winds up going to jail and Dascha decides to fuck the game show host mentioned earlier to get money to get him out.
This coupling isn't bad with Dascha showing off her extraordinary oral skills before straddling the host and taking yet another facial to finish him off.
The erotic scenes with Dascha in "Broken English" are all above average to be sure - the rest, well - it's not the same caliber of heat - but it's watchable and that's not bad by current standards.
Dascha. As I mentioned above the sex scenes that she is in are all hot. She has a great face, a toned, tanned body and she isn't adverse to getting down and dirty in the clinches - these are attributes that are hard to beat - and also that can make one very hard.
The scenes with Ginger in my opinion were the weakest here. She's only mildly attractive to me and the couplings she was in didn't do much for me. But this is a minor complaint, really.
Seeing Dascha do her thing here is well worth the price of admission. Few real porn fans will be disappointed with her or her performance in this feature. And as I said above the acting, (I thought Bobby and Dascha did a great job playing their respective parts in this)the story, even the music here are way above the industry standard. That being said, the other sex scenes, the ones without Dascha, are fairly routine stuff. Yet, based on what Dascha did here, I'd still give it an 8. She was that good.
Posted By Will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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