Rated:
XXX
Category:
Euro
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
204 mins
Studio:
Adam Eve
Released:
2000,
ULT
Director:
Nicholas Steele
Stock #:
62281D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Caribbean Undercover DVD Movie Blog
Caribbean Undercover DVD Description: "Thieves are smuggling computer chips out of St. Maartens Island. What better reason for a cast of drop-dead gorgeous babes to drop their clothes for secret agent men and each other? Sweet Vanda loves to give head and open her rear for taboo anal entries - all atop a jeep! Judy, Caroline Cage and Shelly Elson get into a bi-sex pile-up with well-endowed Marc on a yacht. Olive-skinned beauty Tara Patrick (what curves!) breaks regulations with Mickey G. then does her first backdoor scene with Tony Crane! Pretty Sheila chooses a waterfall for her style of wet slippery butt love!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA
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Combining the big budget couples-friendly style of Adam & Eve with everyone´s favorite fuck machine Tera Patrick could cause some confusion. On the one hand, this looks like a feature flick with lavish locations, beautiful people everywhere and all that happy stuff. On the other hand, Tera is joined by Jessica Drake and this pair of totally hot prick pleasers know how to keep the raincoaters happy. Will one style win out over the other, or will we have that rarest of occasions where everyone gets what they want?
Our story revolves around a ring of microchip smugglers and the CIA Agents assigned to stop them. Brick Majors is the chief operative being sent in to stop the smugglers. Tera is the weapons designer. (Tera as a scientist? If Denise Richards can play a Nuclear Physicist in a Bond flick, I guess this could work.) She introduces him to his new devices, reminding me an awful lot of Traci Lords as she delivers her lines. Of course, Brick has the unique ability to make her acting looking Streep-esque. How bad does someone have to be to make me notice how poor their dialog is?
After dropping Brick off, fellow agent Evan Stone pulls off the side of the road and has a little afternoon action with the hot honey in his jeep. Oh no, boring couple sex, quick run and hide. Actually, it´s all slow motion, which kills the heat. I can talk about how well shot this is and how totally cool the outdoor sex in the jungle is, but bottom line, no one jerks off in slow motion! He bends her over for a painfully slow fuck. Even the anal sex is all slowed down. Yes, it´s shot well, yes the girl is hot, yes, we get close up anal, but all the good is doused by the slo-mo sex.
Evan is part of the smuggling ring, working with Mark Davis. (Kind of kills the intrigue to know who the bad guys are this early doesn´t it?) After a transaction, they hit the high seas with Brick and some super hot babes. I love the high production values, big boat, open seas and the women, but I just know that all the gorgeous surroundings are going to be wasted. While Brick enjoys a day in the sun, his boss, Mickey G is making the moves on Tera. The action is taking on the boat however. Mark Davis has a couple of chicks working on him. I would sure love to see these two working on his cock at full speed. There is nothing new for me to say here. The surroundings are gorgeous, the sex is well filmed, but lacks any real heat thanks to the way it´s presented.
Mickey is doing really well with Tera. Oh man, I´m going to be really pissed off here in a minute. You have the incredible Ms. Patrick, looking stunning as the prim inventor, and the only way it´s going to look good is at double speed. I really hope that all the couples watching this are boning each other silly because there is no way in hell the average raincoater (Even those of us who still appreciate a well made feature) are going to be able to stand much more of this. Tera always looks good with a dick in her mouth and she gives very nice eye contact here. Her beauty alone makes this worth looking at in spite the already beaten to death problems I have with this flick. Her body is nice to look at from any angle, so the standing sex works, the reverse cowgirl works and it´s no wonder Mickey manages a pretty good load on those luscious tits. Tera´s hot and I´ll give the scene good marks for looking great, but it´s still a case of what could have been.
In fact, the rest of the movie is more of the same. With not much of a plot left to hang onto, there really is no reason for me to give you a play by play. Brick has a nice looking scene in the surf with a pretty good looking chick. The finally with Tera includes anal, but it´s totally fucking worthless since it looks like someone was trying to make it arty. Dude, it´s a hot babe taking it in the ass, who the fuck needs art? What I can´t believe is that the 90 minute making of featurette has as much sexual heat as the movie does. What the fuck is that about?
I admire a well made, location movie. My love for Pierre Woodman´s Private stuff is evidence of that. I also like a well written feature porn. Additionally, good looking women and outdoor sex totally do it for me. So why do I hate this flick so much? Easy, I hate slow motion sex. Fucking hate it. I don´t get the appeal, even for a couples audience. When you take all of the elements I like, add a woman like Tera Patrick who looks so good it hurts, then douse the whole thing with pretentious bullshit, it just makes me want to kick in my TV screen. Tera looks great in her scenes, no doubt about that, but beyond her, I can´t say I could find a single strokeable moment. "Caribbean Undercover" is a well made, couples friendly movie, packed with good looking people, lovely locations and a cursory plot. However, it has all the sex appeal of a day old jelly donut and may be the single biggest waste of talent I have seen all year.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Tara Patrick, Jessica Drake, Caroline Cage,Cheila, Vanda, Evan Stone, Mickey G, Brick Majors, Tony Crane.
Most performances were good, Tara and Jessica stood out above the rest.
Good. Lots of outdoor scenes in tropical settings. Mostly handled well with lighting and sound. Could have used less music and more natural sound during the sex scenes.
Mixed. Of the 7 scenes all had good potential and generated some heat. The problem was all were rushed, in my opinion, and would have been much better if allowed to play out more naturally over a longer time period. This was specially true of the Tera Patrick scenes. She had 2 scenes and was awesome in both, especially the last where she gave a killer blowjob and did anal. That last scene could have been a classic if the production didn't force things along too fast on the same formula: eat pussy, blow job, two positions then the money shot.
Tera Patrick. An absolute goddess and very much into both of her scenes. I hadn't seen Tera before and immediately became a big fan. Gorgeous, killer natural body and into the sex as far as I could tell.
Too much by the formula and as stated before too rushed in getting through the sex scenes. Also the plot and most of the dialogue was pretty lame. However, the plot did allow Tera to be costumed in glasses and a conservative business suit part of the time - a major fantasy for me, the strightlaced girl you might not notice who comes alive and becomes very sexy.
I'd give it a Disappointing for not making better use of gorgeous female cast and beautiful tropical setting. Almost completely forgettable, but for Tera, Jessica and Caroline Cage.
Posted By Dirty Dog, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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