Rated:
XXX
Category:
Satanic Erotica
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
112 mins
Studio:
Wicked Pictures
Released:
2000,
WKD
Director:
Jim Enright
Stock #:
58542D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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Haunted Nights DVD Movie Blog
Haunted Nights DVD Description: "Wacky private detectives Steven St. Croix and Jonathan Morgan head to Scotland, where they investigate the strangest case of their careers. The critics rave that "Celeste is wild, uninhibited and supremely nasty...good for a serious rewind session...The TT Boy and Sahara sex plunge finale is awards worthy!" Haunted Nights won many AVN Awards, including Best Video. Directed by Jim Enright."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA½
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Starring: Jonathan Morgan and Steven St. Croix - Well, let's give the boys a hand for trying to pull off Abbott and Costello Ron Jeremy - this is what he always wanted to . . . Burlesque, 50's type humor. Celeste- In the shape up or ship out, let's have her ship out. Randy Spears - At least he can act, but why didn't anyone tell him 'the beard's got to go'. Britt Morgan - Lovely. just lovely, just don't ask her to speak Woody Long - Somebody burn his SAG card. Mystica - MAKEUP! God guys, just because she screws-on-camera doesn't mean you have to give her scene. Sahara, T. T. Boy, Marc Wallace - average performances for above average stars
Sets and costumes were authentic. Make-up was poor- too may hair-nubbies, acne, greased up orifices, ( if the girls are dry, just use a small bit of K-Y jelly, not a whole glob). Lighting was poor to adequate - this was a period piece movie, that was dependent on authentic sound and lighting reminiscent of old movies made for a simpler time where humor was childish and simple. The background music was average to poor - I really can't believe anybody could get turned on watching a sex scene with bagpipe music as a background. The story line and plot were adequate.
On a scale from 1 to 10 - It's a quite a challenge to take a long drawn out 50's Abbott and Costello plot that was cut out for a simpler time with simple slapstick humor, and try to add sensual sex scenes and make it work. Humor and Sex are hard to mix, and this movie proves it. Couples watching this are probably bored by the second-rate 'yuks' and are also bored by the emotionless sex scenes that are interspersed to keep our attention.
Not a thing. The humor was tasteless and childish then, it hasn't changed. Childish humor and passionless sex make for a dull movie. The plot tried to catch the flavor of an old 50's movie, but even with fair acting, decent sets, and adequate actors the attempt was futile.
Timing - the plot took to long, and exposition was poor between scenes. Sex - the editing was average to poor - the actors needed to bathe, shave, cover up acne and skin disruptions with makeup. Keep the use of suppositories and dilapidories to their minimal use, absolutely disgusting use of creams and gels. Lighting and background music were average to poor.
5 - Couples will be bored with this. The plot is asinine and childish, 4th grade to 8th grade humor that will not hold our attention. The sex scenes are thrown in without being character-driven, and so the actors go through sex scenes without any eroticism. The lighting, sound, sets, costumes and acting are average.
Posted By Wump, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Haunted Nights
1993. Comedy. 151m.
D/Ed – Jim Enright. CoD/CoW – Jace Rocker. CoW – Jonathon Morgan.
Ph – Ralph Parfait. Wicked Pictures.
Staring --- Jonathon Morgan, Steven St. Croix, Celeste, Sahara, Britt Morgan, Mystica, Randy Spears, Marc Wallice, Woody Long & TT Boy. Non-sex parts by Ron Jeremy, Brittany, Nicole London & Jake Williams as the ape.
Personal Review
This is a very fun detective spoof staring two bumbling characters using constant slap stick humor. This top-notch production won AVN’s Best Video of the Year award. Staged in a castle in Scotland with more than plenty of bag-pipe music, it has a very well written porn script with some very unusual parts like Morgan and Jeremy not having sex! Superior acting by all the men (TT Boy at least tried hard) and the ladies spread their legs with gusto! A surprising highlight is by unknown Mystica who does an awesome performance thanks in part to superior camera work… too bad it’s the only sex in the first 30+ minutes of the movie. Then, one may have a hard time getting use to St. Croix’s obnoxious character, but there is too much fun stuff throughout, like Jeremy’s mad doctor routeen, and surprisingly, Wallice excels as a hilarious bug eating, psyhco / butler character which will be a classic in the anals of porn! PR 4
Sex Scene Sequence
1. A long legged brunette (Mystica) walks into Sam (Morgan) and Roscoe’s (St. Croix) office and wants Roscoe to figure out why her husband would be cheating.
2. In a castle in Scotland, Laurna (Celeste) shows shady lawyer McFleason (Long) her graditude for his misdealings.
3. Butler Benson (Wallice) helps out MacAngus (Spears) and his wife (Britt) in a three-way in the living room.
4. The ware wolf (TT Boy) attacks Britt by humping her leg, but she shows him how to do it right.
5. Laurna and Dye, the mad doctors assistant (Sahara), do it on the dotors table while Roscoe is tied up and has to watch.
6. Dye and Boy do it on the doctors table while Roscoe has to watch. Anal.
Jack Cough
Posted By Jack Cough, www.excaliburfilms.com | 2/19/07 9:20 AM
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