Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
154 mins
Released:
2006,
SEY
Stock #:
509488D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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Seymore Butts Happy Fucking Birthday DVD Movie Blog
Seymore Butts Happy Fucking Birthday DVD Description: "1000% hardcore anal fun!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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I saw this in my favorite DVD store and nearly yelled out loud, because on the cover was none other than Dee, the Dominatrix of my Porno Heart, and she is standing there with Jada Fire, and they are on either side of none other than Flower Tucci.
"Oh my God !", I said out loud, louder than I meant to. Oh my fucking God! It's a bona fide dream team! And then I check out the back cover pics, and damn if I don't see that they are in a scene together, and Dee is riding reverse cowgirl.... oh hell no...is that dick up her ass? She's doing anal - condomless anal at that, and the way Seymore Butts does good tag team in 3 and 4 ways, I couldn't wait to get home to pop this in the player. What I also saw on the back cover pics was more of the male ass reaming that was the core of "The Sphincter Chronicles". Seymore Butts is one if the early producers responsible for the growing trend of girls giving guys rim jobs.
First scene, I see the male talent is none other than Tommy Byron, the birthday boy himself. Seymore had a birthday fuck fest lined up for him way back years ago, with Mika Tan and Shana Mccullough - I can't recall that title, but I suspect that the scene was brought back for the newly released Butts' title "Assians Have More Fun". Oh, and while I'm off on a tangent, it wasn't lost on me that this is Tom Byron 's second crack at Dee - the first being way way back in her earliest of years in the biz, in the Butts empire's offshoot, Stoney Curtis' "Hot Bods & Tailpipe" Vol. 1. He did NOT get to pierce Dee's heiniey in that one, but he did fuck her and got to assfuck Alyssa Love in that scene, then Dee did do anal in a later scene with her man of that time, ( he who shall not be named) and I consider that barn burner of a scene her most sexuallly charged hardcore performance.
Okay so down to the nitty gritty. The short version is yes, rimming of the male ass does seem to be here to stay at Seymore's house. Between the three women, Byron's booty was occupied nearly the whole time. He must have gone on and had an enema too, because they were up in there so much he should have charged them rent. Still, I was determined to not let this get in the way of a good time. I mean, the one and only Dee is with the one and only Flower Tucci, a hook up I had not even dared dream of! And add in the one and only Jada Fire, in every sense a headliner in her own right, and she's also one who has mastered the art of the squirt. Do we have Axel Braun and Co. to thank for that? At last check, I was sure Dee was not a gusher, so I kept my runaway libido in check, which was not so hard to do with Byron raising his legs and presenting his ass for the reaming over and over. They gladly shared the chore of keeping his butthole stimulated. My worlds were colliding as Dee without hesitation did her part by laying tongue as well as a few of her fingers to the task.
They took their turns working him over, each girl staying busy with either one of the others or with his keister. At one point, Flower slathered his crack with cake icing and licked it off.... Yep, it's a bold new day, sports fans. I was trying to find moments to hit the FF button, but there is so much simultaneous action, I would have missed the whole magilla. I was tempted to try to block out the bottom center of the screen, since the butt action hovers down around there much of the time, but no, this is a take or leave situation. I suspect that porn producers will persist, and yet another stunt is going to be force fed to us, until we are deadened to it, then they'll turn around and say it's what the public wants, theway they did with the old pussy or ass to mouth dick suck. It does nothing for me, but there's Dee, going for it. Am I to be a hypocrite and say "yeah, but it's hot when SHE does it"? You risk being called a closed minded prude if you don't show you're hip enough to accept a broadening of your horizons. That all sounds nice. But I know what I like, and that move ain't it. I understand that many people feel that way about squirting, something I find incredibly hot, as long as it is not faked as in the Lesbian Bukkake series.
The girls at one point use a dildo on Tom.... hey, I'm not even going there. See it for yourself. Both Dee and Jada have in their travels strapped up and banged dudes up the shitter in the past ( can't recall if Flower has) and Tommy himself was proud to have taken a full fledged ass fuck from Nyrobi Knight via strap-on in an early "Cumback Pussy" volume. I don't doubt that a sex performer operates on a level we civilians simply cannot fully understand.
One thing I can say, when Dee took her turn getting her pristine sphincter poked, she proved once again what she has said many times - that she really digs it, because she went there - to the zone. She was making noises that do not exist in nature, peppered with a host of Spanish curse words, and it was enhanced by Flower ( bless her heart!) taking tongue swipes at Dee's pussy.
Okay, let's proceed.... It's a trip that there's more to experience after a bang up scene kicks off the tape. I don't even have the energy to go into much detail on the rest. There is a fresh faced newbie with the sucky name of Crystal Clear that gets prepped for her first anal, complete with a call to her Mom, and enemas administered by Butts himself. Crystal has that classic fresh off the bus girlyness. There must not be many degrees of separation between her and a Hillary Duff or Jessica Simpson when girls set out to seek their fame and fortune in Tinseltown. Nice reactions as she eases her ass down on a dick for the first time. This time the reality show format really delivered as advertised.
Then it's on to an out by the pool fuck of Veronica Jett and a curious pick for a black chick named Vixen. I wonder if Seymoure makes a general request for a Black girl to a talent agency, or if he hand selected Vixen? She has been in very limited and low budget shoots, mostly with girls. She's a bit of a plain jane if I have to be blunt, but here she makes the most of her substantial upgrade, and does her duty with her booty without losing her wig.
Back inside, there's a ending threeway, with two very nicely proportioned cuties named Kaci Storm and Danni Daire. Both are pleasingly plump and have full natural racks. With every move they made, the sway and bounce of those babies were eye catching. They have that "too new to be too smooth" demeanor, perfect for honest sensuality. I like these two a lot - I have to follow their progression. I love me some soft body chicks with plush boom booms.
All in all, this DVD is classic Butts, and if you are a fan, you have to see it. I certainly hope Dee shows up in Seymore's house again soon, maybe a one on one with Jada Fire. If I recall, they were not naked together before now? Better yet, include Flower - the three of them together, with no male ass to lick and stick.
Posted By A Dee Fan, www.excaliburfilms.com | 1/1/07 8:55 PM
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