Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
103 mins
Studio:
VCA Video
Released:
2004,
VCA
Director:
Gregory Dark
Stock #:
504800D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Creasemaster DVD Movie Blog
Creasemaster DVD Description: "Meet Jean-Paul Slamdog. The Creasemaster. His obsession is the crease, and not just your everyday, average crease. No, Slamdog's in love with the crease between a beautiful woman's legs-and he'll do anything to get at it. His only problem is a four letter word. W-i-f-e. Another instant classic from award-winning director Gregory Dark."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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Starring: Jonathan Morgan stars as a staid insurance salesman who turns psycho for pussy when he spots a customer's panties slipping into her "crease. " He bolts home to give voluptuous Tiffany Million the first good tongue and finger workout of their marriage. Soon, Heather Hart, Lacy Rose, Tiffany Minx, and Christine Applejay are being inspected and questioned about their pussy power and manipulated into demonstrating.
Solid design and video delivery. Though not as outrageous as his future films, this Greg Dark wet dream has the loopy look and pychotic tempo that's become Dark's stamp.
All those pussy close-ups show where Dark's head is. It's far more carnal than erotic.
It takes time getting started, but once Morgan is in his dementia-- as the Slamdog-- the scenes scorch. The dinner sequence with Slamdog and Million's best friends Mike Horner and Lacy Rose-- and Devon Shire as a main course- is a crotch-stretcher. And who doesn't love Tiffany Million? She's one of the best actresses and most game performers out there.
Morgan is a ham who takes a certain tolerance to endure.
It's a middle-of-the-road Dark excercise. An 8.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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