Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
100 mins
Studio:
Hustler Video
Released:
2007,
LFP
Stock #:
49640D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $39.95
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Kill Jill DVD Movie Blog
Kill Jill DVD Description: I think we have all been waiting to see a porn take off on Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill.” The box cover shot of Uma Thuman in her yellow outfit is just too juicy to miss. Hustler went a ...
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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I think we have all been waiting to see a porn take off on Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill.” The box cover shot of Uma Thuman in her yellow outfit is just too juicy to miss. Hustler went a little beyond just using the box cover for fun. They have created a cool little movie with more than a nod to the mainstream original. It weaves Kung-Fu clichés with porno twists as Mya Luanna goes in search of Jill with vengeance on her mind. She and Evan Stone make a great pair of leads for this project. Evan plays the role with the same staccato delivery that he used in Pirates. The dialog is a little difference thanks to the script provided by Martin Brimmer. (The man who brought us some of the great X-rated comedies of the past fifteen years.) They have actually made some interesting flicks from Tarantino flicks in the past, so maybe this one will be as good as Mya looks on the cover.
Mya Luanna & Tommy Gunn
After a rather amusing martial arts fight, Mya demonstrates her power over Tommy by sucking his cock. (As rituals go, this one isn’t too bad.) Mya is very easy on the eyes and a good cock sucker, so we are treated to some nice blowjob footage. (While it lasts.) She mounts his face and rubs her pussy down on his nose while he licks up her sweet juices. Now that she is all warmed up, Mya goes into full sex freak modes. She rides his cock hard and screams out for him not to stop. Their bodies slap together loudly as they move to spoon. We keep cutting away to watch April masturbate which is OK, but we also cut away tom Evan Stone making strange Kung-Fu faces. Not so good. She ends up jerking Tommy off all over her boobs.
Evan Stone & April Blossom
Mya is ready to go on her mission. She must track down the one student of the dojo who has disgraced the sexual arts. Before leaving on her difficult journey, she must see one more demonstration of sexual power. April and Evan provide the final lesson with a rousing porno-fuck on the couch. This time Mya masturbates watching April try to swallow Evan’s long sword. She does a nice job, but Mya’s stunned cut-aways are good for a few laughs. As he drives that big thing into April, she responds by taking every inch and doing her best to give back. He dumps his load on her boobs and then rubs his long shaft right between them as the scene comes to a close.
Mya & Dee
Mya is sent to a master to get a weapon powerful enough to defeat her foe. Along with a great sword, she learns a new sexual technique that might just kill anyone she encounters. Dee looks amazing as always and gets right to the action. She slides a finger into Mya and has the juices really flowing. It gets just about everything flowing in fact. The toys come out and the girls get into a 69 for maximum penetration. No matter how many times we see Dee, she just keeps getting better.
Jasmine Byrne & Derrick Pierce
Mya’s new husband, Steven St. Croix is kidnapped and held in bondage as Jasmine and Derrick fuck just feet away from him. Even in the cramped confines of the staircase, she hikes up her plaid skirt and lets him get his tongue up into her spicy tuna taco. The stairs don’t allow for really good blowjob footage and that’s a shame. Jasmine is great looking and knows how to suck cock. We don’t get a chance to see it though. When the camera does get into position, we get some amazing eye contact. Jasmine is a magnificent performer who just melts the screen with a single look. Her incredible energy is on display as she rides his cock, pushing it deeply into her tight pussy and screaming out for more. It’s very crowded on the stairs, but Jasmine works up a sweat as she gets slammed. They seem to have a lot of heat between them and shove each other around as he turns her face to the wall and stick his prick right up her poop-hole. This is fantastic looking footage thanks to that amazing body. He mounts her and lets her ride until she is ready to be sprayed with hot cum. Jasmine takes it with a smile and then sucks out the final few drops. Damn this is hot
Mya & Steven St. Croix
After meeting up with Jill, Mya takes care of her in a rather funny scene. Now that she has rescued Steven, they get a chance to fuck. She wraps those beautiful lips around his pole. Like most of the other bjs in this movie, Mya’s is too short, but looks amazing. She is ready to be fucked and puts one leg up on his shoulder as he slowly slides into her hot box. Having mastered the art of sexual warfare, she stops fucking and begins to slowly swallow his prick to the root. Those lips are spectacular and Mya sucks dick like she just knows it looks good. Eventually he can’t hold it any more and shoots all over her.
Though the final scene is a bit of a let down sexually, the movie overall is a success. Mya delivers her dialog well and is as funny as I have ever seen her. Evan does what Evan does, sounding a bit like Captain Kirk reading sexual fortune cookies. He also dishes out the dick in two separate scenes. The story is solid, though it certainly short changes people who really wanted to see a full-blown “Kill Bill” send up. I liked the costumes and the overall feel of the plot, though a two-part effort might have been even more fun. Sexually the movie works thanks to Mya and Jasmine. Ms. Byrne provides an outstanding sex scene and would probably have stolen the spotlight had she been given a second scene. Dee drops in for a very hot girl on girl scene with Mya. I like what is here, but can’t help but think that we might have seen something really great if they had decided to stretch it out and really go for the brass ring.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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