Rated:
XXX
Category:
Satire & Spoofs
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
113 mins
Studio:
Heatwave Video
Released:
1997,
HTW
Stock #:
41128D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD Movie Blog
Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD Description: "A sexual parody of a famous campy horror movie, loaded with bizarre sexual scenes, anal sex and cum baths..."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA
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Starring: Director Jim Powers assembles a game cast--including sexual athlete Candy Apples, gorgeous Tabitha Stevens, and ferocious sex animal Mila--in this outrageous, almost frame-by-frame take-off on the "Texas Chainsaw massacre".
The problem is Powers' video camera. It can't capture the grainy documentary look of the horror classic. Video makes everything socrisp and clean, which makes the film look like it was assembled by some creative amateurs.
Erotic? No. Raunchy? Absolutely. Powers sets the tone with the opening bang, in which Candy lets psycho hitchhiker Dave Hardman and the ever-expanding Ron Jeremy split her in two. This baby is raw! Wait until Mila pops out of the infamous freezer screaming for a double-bang.
Candy, Mila, and Tabitha are among themost agile gals in the business. By the end, so many people have piled into the climatic orgy--with dildos flying--you lose track of who's doing what to whom.
The attempts to mimic "Chainsaw" are downright goofy. Pussyface runs around with a chainsaw/dildo contraption that's not as funny as Powers believes. And all the screaming (which is straight from the original) is headache-inducing.
An 8 for the raw sex. How does Candy do those things?
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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