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Bride of Dong DVD

Rated: XXX
Category: Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time: 86 mins
Studio: Notorious Productions
Released: 2004, NOT
Director: Jim Power
Stock #: 400728D1
Format: DVD
Number of Discs: 1
List Price: $19.95
  
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Bride of Dong DVD Description: "Shock and Whore!! The Dong is back! Gia and Julie inadvertently unleash the power and massive cock of an ancient fertility god when they decide to house sit for the summer. Enthralled with an ancient artifact from Tazmania, our two starlets and their overheated sexual libidos somehow call forth an ancient being from another time and world who bridges the cosmos to shove his massive tool up their asses.
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Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM

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Roger's Rating:   Star

Jim Powers doesn’t do anything halfway. When Candy Apples decided that she needed some extreme penetration, Powers hooked her up with a specially made stretcher that no human could possibly handle. Candy did, but was she ever the same after her encounter with Dong? Come to think of it, have we seen Candy since then? Perhaps she has fallen into her own pussy and is lost forever. Though Candy may be gone, Dong is back and this time has two super-sluts in his sights. Julie Night and Gia Paloma are girls who will do anything. For this movie they have to do something that few porn girls will even attempt. They have to act. (The horror.) They play a couple of co-eds who get to house sit for one of their professors. The house is beautiful and has a mysterious fertility god in foyer. The legend says that the idol’s penis grows every full moon. (Kind of like a married guy’s schlong does.)

The girls don’t really need mythic penis to keep them happy. Julie has a boyfriend who is eager to test out the bed. I like Julie with her hard hair and she still has that tight little body that everyone loves. Her mouth goes right to work, swallowing this guy’s dick with hardly any effort at all. She gets on top and her asshole is just staring at us as she pounds her hips down around his meat. Always a high-energy fuck, Julie rolls over and rubs her clit as he slams away. She screams at him to keep fucking her and he gets quite a workout trying to keep her happy. Julie takes every drop of cum that he has and looks like she could still fuck his entire family without breaking a sweat.

Gia has a bit more of a problem with her boyfriend. He is a male stripper and she just can’t get enough attention from him. When he does finally stop by to see the house she goes right after him. Gia spreads her legs and puts him to work between her legs so he gobbles away on her sweet muffin. She is very happy and opens her mouth for deep penetration. Her make up is a little thick in this scene, but she does one hell of a hot blowjob. As she takes it deep, her nose hits his stomach and she looks like she might be in a race to make him cum. I wasn’t always a big Gia fan, but she has won me over with amazing energy and a body that looks to be ready for fucking anytime. We get a lot of good ass shots as she rides his lap and shakes her hips. When he finally pulls out and shoots his load all over her tits, Gia scoops it up and tastes it.

When the full moon comes, the idol begins to affect the girls in their sleep. They start rubbing their pussies in bed and apparently they share the same dream. The girls sit on a couch while two hooded guys come in and start feeding them cock. Watching these two work side by side is pretty impressive. Someone could use this sequence as a how-to video for girls who need to learn blowjob technique. It’s right up the ass for these two sluts and they look like they are in a competition to see who can fuck the hardest. The whole scene is shot like a synchronized fucking routine as Julie and Gia match each other suck for suck and stroke for stroke. They double penetrate Gia’s holes so Julie has to do something even naughtier. She lets both guys fuck her pussy at the same time. They both take loads on their tongues, but the beast is not yet satisfied.

The girls wake up and go downstairs to find that the idol has grown a huge erection. Julie mounts it and tries to slide down on the pole. It’s too big, but both girls do their best to make it look like they might actually be able to get it in there eventually. They jerk the thing off and it shoots all over the place. Climaxing brings the idol to life. Now we have a guy in a monkey suit with a four-foot penis for the girls to play with. He beats the girls over the head with it and then gets to fuck Gia in the ass with it. This time the girls get hosed with fake cream, completing their battle with Dong.

I know that the main appeal for this movie is the massive toy play. Both girls take a turn on the pole and then Gia does some anal with the inhuman dong. The scenes leading up to that one are pretty damn good. Julie works her usual magic and Gia really shines every time she is on screen. If you like high impact fucking then you are going to love this one even before the dong comes into play. I need to find a copy of the Candy Apples flick to see how she compares to these two women, but it would be hard to imagine anyone out-fucking Gia. Now if Jim Powers can just get Gen Padova and Audrey Hollander in “Dong Does Hotties” I can die happy.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

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