Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
2005,
VIV
Director:
Bud Lee
Stock #:
34704D3
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Blonde Justice 3 DVD Movie Blog
Blonde Justice 3 DVD Description: "Janine takes the bar. Janine is a dancer in the Blonde Justice Bar. She is also the most beautiful woman on this planet. And even barlfy knows it, especially April. April, it seems, has just left her Wall Streeter husband, moved to California, and longs to experience the joys of lesbianism. But she won't long for long, because Janine's in the picture. Join our Bud Lee in a revisit to one of the most popular series in adult, starring porn's reigning queen of screen, Janine. As she takes the bar, Blonde Justice style."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA½
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I know, I know, I have sworn that I will never rent another Vivid film (particularly one directed by that Bud Lee lamer), but see, Leslie Glass is in it, so I said what the heck and rented it. As I expected it was lukewarm, boring but not horrid. This Bud person may be completely incompetent when it comes to generating sexual heat but at least his camera work is passable. However, as is the case with other Vivid films, this one suffers from terrible sound dubbing, corny music and the like. I eventually turned the sound off.
As you probably know, this film stars Janine and Leslie Glass, the two well-known Pets. Also featured are Kylie Ireland (talk about a lame pseudonym!), April, and Rebecca Bardoux. There are also three Fellas, of the usual Vivid type (young, stoned-looking quasi-metalloids). I guess it could be worse (they could be Ron Jeremy), so I should not complain. Anyways, the central figure in this lameness is that woman April, a bleach-blond, plastic-titted, collagen-lipped inflatable doll. I suspect that before this teratogenesis on the surgeon's table took place, she was probably a very pretty girl. Even now, her figure (minus tits) is pleasing and she's got a very nice round behind; I'll even grant that her boob job is not the worst I've seen (that honour is reserved for Kelly Jaye). But it's a shame.
The plot is incredibly inane; the usual crap about the girl going away to LA to "discover herself". Very conveniently this process involves -as always- screwing several people, notably Janine. Honestly, I prefer the "Hi, let's fuck" sort of plot to this bull. There are 7 scenes, which is a plus. First our heroine does a Fella. Yawn. Then Rebecca Bardoux does a metalloid, incl. anal. OK, but could be better. Then Janine does a Kylie Ireland, your typical bleach, siliconated blonde. FF. Then comes the -IMHO-highlight of the show: Janine&Leslie in a strip club act (which is a bit too raunchy for the cops NOT to burst in, but I guess "suspension of disbelief" takes care of that :-)). Unlike Janine, who never did much for me either as a pet or as an X-star, Leslie is *hot* (from a beauty point of view only, 'cos her performance sucks loudly). This scene makes the $2.79 rental worthwhile but just barely. There are also two more girl-girl, one between Janine-April and one between Kylie-April, both of which are FF material. Somewhere in there is another FF-standard scene involving our heroine being licked -and rimmed- by a Fella who eventually jacks off on a glass table. Yuck!
The Imperial Verdict: Avoid, unless you are a Janine or Leslie fan (I can't imagine anybody being a die-hard Bud Lee fan :-)). This is also not, repeat NOT, suitable material for girlfriends, too many girl-girl scenes for her liking.
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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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