Rated:
XXX
Category:
Lesbians
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
86 mins
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
1998,
VIV
Director:
Johnni Black
Stock #:
34041D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Chasin' Pink DVD Movie Blog
Chasin' Pink DVD Description: "Chasey's on the job, and in action. See your local lesbo enforcement keeping our streets safe for plenty of girl action."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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Starring: Chasey Lain, Tia Bella, Coral Sands, Asia Carrera, Meka, Shawnee, Felecia, Jill Kelly, Yvonne, Johnni Black.
I'm afraid you're going to be dissapointed with the performances of ALL of the performers in this all-girl video. Seriously: this video has FAKE written all over.
For starters, Chaisy can't act, nor can any of the other girls in the video. Granted, as long as they can have a decent sex scene the acting is not that important, but considering how really FAKE the sex was you'll end up having a double whammy.
This is a take on those "COPS" and "Stories of the highway patrol" shows. Chaisy Lain plays a cop riding on her patrol car "investigating" emergency calls while talking to the camera about how "bad" things are and, you know, the kind of stuff they say on "cops. "
Too bad the acting and the set up of the scenes is so fake. In the very first scene Chaisy is supposed to capture 4 girls reported for vandalism.
The set up is so made up. Chaisy never even cuffs them! And then she leaves the girls alone while she looks for the rest of the girls (and they never run away!). Ridiculous!
The image is crisp and clear, of course, and the sound is as decent as Vivid can provide. But that is pretty much useless when the sex being depicted is obviously fake. Sorry; this video sucks.
Boring at best. The sex is so fake (normally vivid's lesbian tapes are boring) that you'll be glad you have a FF button on your remote. Really: There just isn't a single sincere moment.
On top of that they keep pushing the "girls in prison" theme. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP SELLING THIS LEMON?!? IT'S BORING!! It has been done so many times it really doesn't have any kind of appeal at all!
Well, it should be noted that Asia Carrera and Chaisy Lain, both great looking, are there showing what they got. But the looks of these two girls alone is not enough.
The fake sex, the fake set ups for the scenes, the stale "girls in jail" theme, and the fact that they actually had the nerve to sell this despite of all of the flaws mentioned above.
Boring video. Being too generous I'll give it a Even hardcore of lesbian tapes will find this video unsatisfactory.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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