Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
75 mins
Studio:
Vivid Video
Released:
1998,
VIV
Director:
Jim Enright
Stock #:
33239D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Cream On DVD Movie Blog
Cream On DVD Description: "Heather Hunter works at a publishing house which specializes in erotic manuscripts. Locklear is her ice queen boss, and as we meet her, we can tell that Heather has taken plenty of hell from her nasty although absolutely exquisite boss lady. John Dough is an actor/author whose talents are nowhere near as impressive as his libido, and Heather is given the difficult task of looking over his latest work. Heather is all over him quicker than you can say “Jungle Fever,” and the interracial romp which ensures is a true masterpiece. Janet Jacme also turns in some remarkable work here with Peter North and Tony Tedeschi. Their torrid threesome is highlighted by Janet's impressive reverse cowgirl turn high atop the manly Mr. Tedeschi. Also of note here is Chloe's riotous turn as Heather's best friend. When Chloe stars razzing Ms. Hunter about being too straitlaced, Heather proves the opposite to be true by dragging her buddy into a lava-hot sapphic slugfest. A couples-friendly treat."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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Starring: Heather Hunter, Lexus, Peter North, Janet Jacme, Chloe, Allysa Allure, Allysa Love, Tony Tedeschi, and Jon Dough.
Not good. The camera work exposed eery flaw on every actors and actresses body - in some cases that made for some scary viewing. The musical scoring was tupid and out of sync, even for a skin flick, and the black and white cut aways to old porn films added aboslutely nothing of value to the production. Second rate all around.
The erotcism meter hardly budged during the viewing of this tape. The performances were for the most part uninspired. Some of the scenes had potential, but few of them panned out in an erotic sense.
The tape starts off with Heather Hunter as a newly appointed editor for a porn publishers interviewing Jon Dough about his writing. Not much writing is discussed, but heather goes down on Dough and gives him some short lived, but decent head which includes some ball licking. Dough winds up nailing her doggie style and and in a couple of more positions before blowing his load in front of Heather's face she doesn't get close enough to get a drop on her mug - very disappointing.
Next Tony Tedeschi comes in to complain about the alimony he's paying to Heather. She leaves the room for a meeting and Janet Jacme enters. She's an author with a multiple personality disorder (all sexual) and wastes no time sitting on Tony's face. Tony earns his money in this scene, tonguing Jacme's clit and butthole as her pimply ass bubbs up and down in bright lights - the close up of her private parts if frightening. Enter Peter North , who takes Tony's place as Tony get a little head himself. After a couple of position changes, Noth winds up unloading on Jacme's face, after which she licks him clean. Good cum shot here - in fact it makes Tony's three drip load in her mouth a few second later appear to be a baby's load. Jacme is not much to look at - floppy tits, flabby body and homey face, but at least she put forth some effort here.
Heather and Chloe get together in a dressing room soon after for some girl/girl licking and fingering. Heather body looks better in this scene then in the one with Jon Dough that took place earlier. The girls get into some spirited lesbo stuff here including Heather using a rubber dildo and multiple fingers on Chloe. All in all not bad, but nothing particularly interesting either.
The next scence is North, Lexus and Alyssa Allure in a threesome. Lexus looks bitchy and hot in a tiny blue skirt and top and she has a hell of a body, but she acts as if she doesn't want to mess up her hair during sex. The reult is that while all of the players here change positions several times, nothing about the scene is very hot. Alyssa winds up taking North's huge pole up her ass (a feat in itself) but the cum scene is just him squirting hi load on her crack , with Lexus functioning as little more than a cheerleader for most of the action.
Finally Jon Dough panks and fucks Allysa Love on what looks like the set of the Tonight Show. Dough sporting his pork chops sideburns looks more like a drugged out heroin addict each time I see him. Jon spreads Allysa's cheeks and cunt for the camera several times before they settle in for some 69 action and a quick fuck. The camera shows every razor burn and bump around Allysa's public area here, and distracts from what little erotic quality the scene has. She mounts Dough facing the camera and distracts from what little erotic quality the scene has. She mounts Dough facing eh camera and he cums. I's like the sequence was added to fill up empty space.
North's creaming of Jacme's face was the high point of the tape, he unload a huge wad that hangs all over her face and lips - very nasty.
The constant black and white cut-ins that had nothing to do with the story, and the dopey music. I know the music on sex tapes is often lame, but this was awful.
I like Peter North and Heather Hunter, but this is war far from their best work. It appears as if Cream On was thrown together by a tone deaf drunk in the middle of the night.
I would rate the film a It had potential to be better, but just doesn't pack much erotic punch.
Posted By doggy, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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