Rated:
XXX
Category:
Lesbians
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
120 mins
Studio:
Cal Vista
Released:
1999,
CAL
Director:
Jace Rocker
Stock #:
25094D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Bite the Big Apple DVD Description: "Yet another low-budget spoof of the detective genre, this one succeeds surprisingly well due to the high-octane performers that the producer have lined up. It's a nice mix of body types and skin tones, from the fabulously curvaceous Brittany Andrews to the tight-bodied, small-breasted eye candy of Chloe. And the energy that the gals put forth really raises some of the scenes to a searingly hot level. Chloe steals the sexual show (as she's been doing quite often of late), taking on Rick Masters and J.J. Michaels in a heated double-penetration scene that takes place in the back of a van. It's a masterpiece of white-hot sexuality unleashed, with Chloe showing off some dazzling deep throat skills before getting down to the main event. Not to be outdone, Asia Carrera turns in a spicy threeway romp with Brittany and Vince Voyeur that's one of her better scenes in the past few years. Fans of threesomes will appreciate Alyssa Allure's torrid workout with Suzy Cat and David Hardman, in which both ladies become sex-crazed strumpets who beg for more. The plot? Well, it pretty much falls apart soon after the opening credits, and if you really think this was shot in New York, there's a bridge we'd like to sell you. But when it comes to sex, this one delivers the goods and then some."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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Oh my, another Jace Rocker video. I wonder who will play the hippie in this one. Or better yet, which great films will he pull dialog from to get us from sex scene to sex scene? OK, sarcasm aside, I have to applaud the way he always at least tries to put some sort of story into his productions. They are a welcome change from the constant stream of gonzo that crosses my doorstep.
It's your basic private dick story, with Vince Voyeur taking on the lead role. Asia Carrera as a fem fatale and Brittany Andrews as the voluptuous secretary who shares more than just office space with Vince. In fact, before the plot even begins to cool, let alone thicken, Vince and Brittany are finding new ways to avoid labor/management disputes. After kissing for nearly two minutes, (Alert the media) Brittany shows some of her rather remarkable deep throat talents on Vince's ready to party pole. If you like REALLY close up shots, this is your oral scene. I prefer to see a little more than lips on a dick, but even so, Brit can suck some major cock. You know, for a bubble breasted blonde, Brittany has a lot more appeal than most of her contemporaries. She had a tight body, pretty face and fucks like an absolute hosebeast. (The shaved slit is a nice touch as well.) After a rousing fuck, Brittany presents her huge hooters for a sperm shower. Trouble is Vince is such the overachiever, he shoots most of it onto her smiling face. It's pretty easy to see why Brittany has a job even if she can't type.
Enter Asia, a woman with a serious problem, she is sure her husband has hired someone to kill her. No problem, Vince has her crash at Brittany's place for a while until it's safe. He also sends partner Michael J. Cox back to keep an eye on her. Blah, blah, blah, in less than two minutes he has his tongue down her throat and they are getting to know each other in the Biblical sense. That puts Michael where a lot of us would love to be, between the stocking clad thighs of the gorgeous Ms. Carrera. After that tasty treat, Michael doesn't deserve anything more, but Asia treats him to top notch blowjob anyway. Thankfully the footage is a little less up close and personal this time around so get to enjoy her pretty face around a dick a little more. Watching her ride him reverse cowgirl gives us a great look at the full length of Asia's body. She is in incredible shape, and why does everyone dog her implants? Of course, she never needed them, but as boobjobs go, hers has to rank as one of the very best. Speaking of very best, you have to love the low angle shots from underneath as she gets fucked from behind. Damn, that is one sweet, snug little slit. Too bad that makes for such a weak cum shot.
The plot thickens when Cox gets killed and all signs point to Vince as the killer. Luckily, he is smart enough to figure out who the real killer is. Meanwhile, across town, Asia's husband Julian is having a little late night get together with Chloe. The doe eyed little hottie seems instantly in love with Julian's oversized member, drooling over it while trying to take as much into her mouth as possible. You would think that a dick this size would need some finesse behind it for a woman the size of Chloe to take, but she begs him to keep fucking her harder and harder. I swear, every time I see Chloe fuck I like her more and more. She is nothing short of smoking every time out, a real superstar. She takes most of his heavy load into her mouth, licking up every drop and sucking Julian dry. Wow, what a woman!
The plot starts to twist again, but rather than explain that, I'll just keep busy watching Chloe keep cops JJ Michaels and Rick Masters busy so that Vince can get things done outside the watchful eye of Johnny Law. With two dicks to suck on, Chloe breaks out the heavy guns and swallows pole like a true superstar. (Of course, she can't keep her fingers out of her hot hole while she sucks and slurps.) Show me another woman in porn who cums as hard and as often as Chloe (And doesn't fake it.). If you like your sex hard and vocal, you are probably already reaching for your Kleenex. When one cock is not enough, JJ moves in behind to fill her ass with meat. This just makes Chloe even more nuts. Another brilliant facial follows, with loads of goo gulped down by the cream starved nymph. Bravo Chloe.
Unleashing her own plot, Asia convinces Brittany that the way to save Vince is to take part in a three way with she and hubby Julian. (Trust me, it makes sense in context.) It's a good thing brother has so much meat between his legs, because with these two ladies on either side of him, there are plenty of places to park that plentiful penis. The first place he puts it is right in Brittany's mouth. I can't tell if she is impressed with his size, or Asia's muff diving skills. Whoever is making her writhe like that, she sure looks fantastic trying to stretch her lips around that big swollen cock. After all that, it is Asia who welcomes Julian into her pussy first, her tight lips gripping the thick shaft very tightly as he slams it all the way home. After she gets good and fucked, Brittany takes her turn riding that stallion stalk. Julian caps off his twin taco treat by pulling out of Brittany and frosts Asia's face with an impressive load of protein. Great to see Asia taking goo on her lovely face.
Removed from the plan, Dave Hardman decides to pass the time with a couple of call girls, Suzy Kat and Alyssa Allure. After Chloe, almost anything would look tame, but these two girls really know how to show a guy a good time. Suzy is quite a hottie, but something about Alyssa just screams mischief. The problem is that Suzy gets most of the action until the scene is nearly finished, wasting the cute and excitable Ms. Allure until it's time for the anal. Both girls take a pooper poking then share a somewhat meager popshot. Pretty average stuff and a waste of Alyssa in my book.
Of course, things wrap themselves up nicely in the end, with evil punished and they all live happily ever after. (What did you expect, the 'Thelma & Louise' ending?) This is the sort of porn I like to see, a decent plot, some funny moments and plenty of hot, well shot sex. Chloe is truly a gem and shines in her scene with big dicked Julian as well as the three way. Asia Carerra looks stunning and even takes a nice facial. Stacy Valentine does a nice job as well. Only Alyssa Allure gets wasted, and while this is a near criminal mishandling of talent, there is still more than enough great action for me to highly recommend this tape.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Brittany Andrews, Alyssa Allure, Suzy Cat, Chloe, Vince Vouyer, Julian, Dave Hardman, J. J. Michaels, Rick Masters, Michael J. Cox.
Great work by the female performers, and some pretty good work by most of the male performers (seriously though, how hard can it be to do a good job in this line of work if your a guy ?)
Metro is known for doing some of the higher budget stuff out there, and these days, you know Asia C is not going to step into something that has a crappy amateur look or quality. Filmed on sets and bedrooms, with one "nice house" living room scene. Good camerawork, sound and lighting.
Hard to complain about the boning in this one. Some good work by just about everyone involved. There's something for everyone here; facials, anals, mmf 3 ways, ffm 3 ways, the complete package.
The girls were all hot in this one, especially Asia C and Brittany Andrews. Cover girl Asia is in two scenes. One with JJ Michaels (I believe. Sorry, I don't pay as much attention to the guys) and another in a 3 way with Brittany Andrews. Did I mention that the scene ends in a nice facial for Asia? Hm, bet you weren't expecting that. In fact, since this is a preference of mine, it was another thing I enjoyed about this flick. A nice, healthy dose of facials. Who would've thought Asia would've gotten in on the act!?!?!?
Asia is at once in the best and worst scenes of this one. Her first scene with JJ (??) is pretty lame. She is hot, but obviously this loser is not up to the task of taking on one of the most legendary ladies in the biz.
Some good stuff all the way around, from the look, to the "acting" to the sex and performers. If you get the DVD version, it doesn't offer anything special in the way of camera angles, etc, just lets you jump to the scene. That is a little whacky though, since it doesn't go RIGHT to the scene. In any case, it's hard to give a movie with so many facials and hot women, including a face bath for Asia can't get too bad of a review. I will give it a 9.
Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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