Rated:
XXX
Category:
Anal
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
117 mins
Studio:
VCA Video
Released:
2004,
VCA
Director:
Jim Holliday
Stock #:
208396D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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High Desert Pirates DVD Movie Blog
High Desert Pirates DVD Description: "On the high desert back roads, trucks are being hijacked by a gorgeous gang of topless pirate babes with perfect tits. For what purpose? The drivers are screwed silly released but saying nothing. Why? Feds and locals are investigating. Every now and then Jim Holliday jerks a movie clean out of the ballpark… High Desert Pirates is just such a movie, with 9 scorching sex scenes and not a dud among them. The only rubbers are on the truck tires. Fast forwarding pinhead critics who can't detect Holliday's plots will be flat out lost in this desert. High Desert Pirates… it's a mystery, it's contemporary pop culture. But more importantly, it's a sex fest extraordinaire with the female cast of the year – marking the return of Sky Lopez to adult features. In fact, it's pure, vintage classic Holliday from the opening haiku to the end credits. You will not soon forget the ghost ship that sails the high desert sands."
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA½
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Juan Curves Review
Boy was I looking forward to this one. Some of the cutest new young talent such as Sky Lopez, Alexis Malone, Crystal Ray, Kylie Wilde and the gorgeous lesbian veteran, Felecia on a VCA Feature (in my opinion the best production company in America) which is directed by porn guru/director/legend Jim Holliday in a desert pirates feature and I was hooked because I know for a fact that with those ingredients you simply can’t go wrong. Even by Jim Holliday’s standards this was very good and for the lowing asking price, it’s incredible.
Basically the title explains a lot about the plot. The girls are desert pirates who hijack trucks and take the drivers back to headquarters for a good fuck partly to make them forget about their loss and mainly to gain their own sexual satisfaction. For some reason the girls also carry plastic swords, wear bandanas, have a uniform which consists of high black boots, a tartan skirt, a black studded leather belt, a white singlet and the girls also ride a platform resembling a pirate deck just to pose it seems
The scene rundown…….
1. Jynx – the ugliest girl in the video though still sweet is teamed up with the nasal voice, prissy, blonde but somehow appealing Katie Morgan and Alex Sanders for a worthwhile but nothing special romp.
2. Kylie Wilde – teenage hero, try hard boys dream girl with blonde hair and urban attitude, very sexy teams up with the captain and well deserving star, Sky Lopez (tall, beautiful bleach blonde with thick tattoos) for session which really had my fires burning. Ouch, this was hot stuff.
3. Crystal Ray (tall, slender but well proportioned, light brunette) carries the scorching torch on in a very hot scene with sexy, well toned new male talent, Talon. Some very exciting dirty talk, do anything willingness and great direction make this a rewind special and one pf the best.
4. Felecia (playing a federal agent) interrogates, probes, cavity searches Alexis Malone, Taylor Rain and Jynx in a 5 star lesbian extravaganza that is one of my favorite lesbian scenes of all time. Great pairings, great premise, great desert location. Jim is so great at bringing beautiful talented experienced legends (Felecia, Selena Steele etc) to steam up the action with the excitable up and cummers. Alexis is the most beautiful blonde in the film. Taylor brings her own tasty flavor of the delectable whore rag doll. Felecia brings beauty, sensuality, experience. Jynx brings youth, sweetness and smiles. What genius!
5. Sky Lopez gets done by a young tattoo and piercing freak, Buck Legends in a fairly standard encounter.
6. Alexis Malone & Katie Morgan blend their special contrasting talents on major cake head, Steve Hatcher with above average results although Alexis’s indifference is cold unlike Katie’s which just adds to her appeal.
7. Cassie Young, a butch but gorgeous blonde with huge luscious breasts gets hijacked and forced to orgy down with Avy Scott, Crystal Ray, Katie Morgan, Kylie Wilde, Tanya James and Tanya Danielle for no explainable reason as she is supposed to be a police officer and the connection is never explained but I am just happy she was there in this major hot night desert orgy, superbly directed action.
8. Taylor, the remarkably human looking, sex maniac doll makes it as dirty and enjoyable as possible with Mr Pete.
9. Felecia and the pirate captain, Sky make some sort of truce just so they can fuck. Alexis is their toy for a few minutes before they rudely order her away. Sky wears some sexy pirate gloves and sash. It’s hot as hell continuing the heat although a little short.
Best Scenes 3. Crystal Ray, Talon
4. Felecia, Taylor Rain, Alexis Malone, Jynx
A fine showpiece for the late Mr Holliday who is arguably the best director of porn of his time. His work has perspective, passion, personal flavor, a light hearted fun feel, some poetry & intellect but most importantly of all the sex in his films is consistently the hottest. Put it this way, if you had to name some of the best scenes ever filmed involving stars such as Tabitha Stevens, Jill Kelly, Stacy Valentine, Taylor Rain, Sky or Felecia, could you honestly leave out a Holliday scene? Absolutely not, if you’ve got a good knowledge of their work. Let’s not forget VCA. An underappreciated company who invest good money, ideas, good quality picture & features on their products. They really do set the standard for America. Please don’t be fooled into thinking I have got any ulterior motives. I simply feel it needs to said as I have discovered many people have very little awareness of quality when choosing a skin flick.
Holliday at his best with his freshest and most beautiful talent in a must see, 10 out of 10.
Juan Curves
Posted By Juan Curves, www.excaliburfilms.com | 1/23/08 3:07 AM
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