Rated:
XXX
Category:
Older Women
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
90 mins
Studio:
Legend Video
Released:
2003,
LEG
Stock #:
200631D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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MILF Money DVD Movie Blog
MILF Money DVD Description: "Remember how mom used to tie your shoes, pack your lunch and keep you warm and safe, all this without dad's help. Ever wonder how she did it? Skin Tight Pictures proudly presents M.I.L.F Money, the new docu-porn series featuring real moms in real situations. Watch as hot working moms use their mouths and cunts as ATM machines to get money to pay for everything from diapers to private school tuition. This is reality television for your cock!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA½
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Emma’s the EMMVP of MILF MONEY
After over 15 years of watching porn, both hardcore and Skinemax, I think I’ve pretty much figured out what I enjoy the most about it and what I can do without. For starters, soft lighting I can do without. Plots, well, if it’s not too ridiculous and doesn’t overshadow the reason why I’m watching the tape or disc, then they’re okay. Artistic statements, FUCK NO! I don’t mean to be overly hostile towards the artistes of the world, but I’m watching your work to get off, not to discuss further in an Exploring the Performing Arts class. With that in mind, I also can’t stand music in porn – especially when the music drowns out or completely overlaps the noises the couple (or more) is making. And last but not least, I like a little build-up to the action. Get to know the girl a bit, don’t just jump right into it and make me play catch-up.
I think that’s why my favorite kind of porno is the Pro-Am genre. No music, or at least very little. The girls are, if not quite new to the field, less experienced than a Jenna Jameson, so there is an excitement quality attached since you don’t know what to expect. In some cases, the girl on camera will take her time with the guy she’s with, explore his body and her own, and then make it worth his (and my) while. And the guys that are putting this together have a bit of a personality, can get the girl to loosen up, to smile and laugh, and make her feel at ease with what she’s about to do.
So after getting to know our hostess of this Yahoo Group – the lovely Emma – I thought I’d look up some of her work and the first one I saw that caught my eye was “Milf Money.” Seeing her prominently on the DVD cover, I couldn’t resist. I bought it from Excaliburfilms.com and, within a week or two, it arrived for my viewing pleasure.
And what a pleasure it was, especially for the first segment. Thankfully, I didn’t have to wade through the disc to find the main reason why I purchased this disc because, there was Emma in the very first segment. Now, I had never seen any previous features this production house has released (and I can’t look them up since I’m at work) but I found out from the beginning that subtlety is not one of their biggest attributes. The first line I hear is, “Here we have Emma. You ready to get fucked?” That pretty much says it all.
As the interview segment moves on, Emma gets to laugh, gets to show off her beautiful smile. You can tell from the beginning that she’s very much at ease with what she’ll be doing and kinda anxious to get on with it, but she stays very calm and doesn’t just rip her clothes off from the start. She balances that line very well and I like that. The guy she’s with, however, doesn’t fare as well. He walks in, asks, “Are you ready for zee sex?” and that’s the last we hear from the guy.
Note: To give myself a little laugh, I had to throw in a line from Dave Chappelle doing Li’l Jon on “Chappelle’s Show.”
GUY: Are you ready for zee sex?
LI’L JON: YEEEEAHHHH!!!
See? It’s about 10 times funnier. Thankfully, though, Emma doesn’t try to get the guy to say anything else since he has an annoying accent.
But obviously dialogue is not the order of the day here, it is Emma. And man, Emma provides plenty of strokable action in her verrrry acrobatic segment. She’s doing 69, she’s spreading her legs nice and wide, she’s got her back pressed against the front of the couch UPSIDE DOWN! How the hell did she do that without hurting herself? Definitely a “holy shit” moment that ends with the guy blowing his load on Emma’s gorgeous face and breasts. Excellent scene from Emma and Mr. Personality.
The rest of the video follows suit with the basic structure that’s been established. Girl gets interviewed, girl gets loosened up, guys make her laugh, Generic Porno Guy walks in, says one or two things, and they go at it. The second guy didn’t even bother saying anything. He just undid his pants, grabbed the back of the girl’s head and put her to work. Bad form, I say. Savor the moment, don’t just look like there’s a taxi waiting outside with the meter running!
The fourth girl breaks the monotony of it all with a nice kitchen background with kids’ drawings on the fridge, helping to remind the watcher that this is all about MILF’s. And she even undresses the guy and gets him revved up, which is another plus. I personally would have preferred it if Emma was in that situation because she put in a much better performance sex-wise than the other girl.
Overall, I’m very pleased with the purchase and watching Emma in action on DVD makes me want to check out more selections from her library. I’d love to see how she does with seducing the guy she’s with, getting him hornier and hornier, and then doing everything possible to make the guy cum over and over and over. She’s already made me do that just by watching this one scene repeatedly, which gives her the automatic MVP award for this disc. It’s a shame the other girls didn’t watch her before they began their scenes. They definitely could have learned something.
Posted By George S., www.excaliburfilms.com | 3/16/07 1:29 PM
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