Rated:
XXX
Category:
Oral
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
100 mins
Studio:
Digital Playground
Released:
2007,
DIG
Director:
Robby D
Stock #:
137413D18
Format:
High Def DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $49.95
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Jack's Teen America 18 DVD Movie Blog
Jack's Teen America 18 DVD Description: "Jack’s Teen America 18 parodies beauty pageants and Jack’s lovely contestants all compete for the crown. They take off their clothes, they masturbate, they suck, they bang, and they take it in the ass!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAAA
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REVIEW-
It is time for the latest movie about the longest running beauty pageant in the history of the world. Jack is still out interviewing the contestants and his sound guys (and girls) are still getting laid. The biggest problem for Robby D is probably coming up with new characters for these girls to play. So far, most of the girls have been good at playing their parts. On the interview list for this volume we have some very hot women. Gianna is at the top of that list. She’s at the top of just about any list these days. This incredibly busty babe is a fantastic performer who always fucks like means it. DP contract babe Sophia Santi is also along for the ride. We know that she will be sinking her teeth into some soft Teen America flesh. We also know that when this movie is over we still won’t be any closer to finding out who the hell is going to win the bloody thing.
Hey wait, Gianna is 22, but she’s in a Miss Teen America contest? Someone should probably point out…wait, what? Look at those tits. They are just…what was I talking about? Robby and Scott have a lot of fun with the tease here. Apparently Gianna wants to be a wet nurse because her breasts are filled with milk. (They aren’t and trust me, the dialog is hilarious.) It all boils down to her wanting to swallow cum and Scott can’t get out of his pant fast enough to give her what she wants. There is some good tit footage as she dangles them in Scotts face and sucks hi dick deep into her throat. Of course if you’re looking for big boobs bouncing all over the place, then just watch her ride in reverse cowgirl. Not since a young Christy Canyon have we seen a set like this. While she is riding, Gianna shoves one of her tits in her mouth and really plays to the camera. You have to love Gianna. Even if you aren’t into big tits, she is one of the best fucks in the business and never seems to give a bad scene. Eventually Scott gives her what she wanted, shooting a nice load all over her mouth. I don’t know if she will win the contest, but if Robby doesn’t shoot her every chance he gets, then he’s a freaking moron.
Don’t adjust your sets, the first few minutes of this scene have that horrible sound on purpose. There is no sound because Sophia is running late. As soon as she does show up, the fun starts. Since Marlena wants to be a lingerie model, Sophia recommends that she show a little more skin. We are about to see that even sound girls get lucky in Robby’s movies, but Marlena has to go to class. Have to wait until later for that veggie action guys.
They show up at Roxy’s house and can’t find her at first. She forgot about the interview and is busy taking a leak. Hey, she’s already naked so the short interview leads right to her offering her body. They blindfold her and then send Scott in to test Roxy out. She opens her mouth and is able to take it in there with no hands at all. Robby is busy playing her perky tits, but the real action takes place a few inches higher. Once Roxy gets her hand going on his cock, she proves that she is quite the hot cock sucker. They allow her to take the blindfold off and stare intently at his big cock. Though not nearly as good at playing to the camera as Gianna, Roxy looks very good in cowgirl and is quite vocal as Scott pounds up into her. Her performance does seem to wear a little thin as it drags on. Roxy just kind of sits there in doggy making the same moan on every stroke. She doesn’t quite sound bored, but there is a hint of alt-porn flatness creeping to her scene. She takes a load on her face, but by the time it’s over, this is one of the least entertaining scenes from this series in a while.
This time Sophia is ready to go when the shoot starts. The interview ends when Sophia gets a phone call. She passes the phone to Robby who has to go play by play as Sophia rims Marlena. (This chick looks a lot like Neve Campbell did way back in the old days.) Since she wants to be a lingerie model, Marlena has to be initiated into the “girls club.” Here you go, veggie sex guys. The young brunette is more than happy to do anything Sophia says, including licking her pussy. (Who would turn that down?) Because both girls are such great eye candy, this scene works. Sophia is always fun so I guess it’s a nice change of pace.
Tiger is a bad scout who smokes and looks like she may have earned a few merit badges those awesome breasts she has under her uniform. It doesn’t take her long to describe how much she loves to suck cock. Scott just happens to have a cock and he whips it out for the dirty young girl to play with. Tiger invites them to come by later when she is out of her uniform and sporting a leash for Scott. She looks good this way and is the perfect little sex pet. Tiger gives a great blowjob on the leash, working it deep and stroking it gently. A bit more eye contact would be great here, but it’s already so hot that it’s hard to complain. After a blowjob like this it is almost a shame to move on to the fucking. Luckily Tiger is a good looking girl bend over at the waist. Scott is able to really deep from behind and then pound even hard when she drops to the floor for doggy. (Like a good pet I suppose.) You might not think that this little girl has it in her to fuck like Gianna, but she nearly does. The RC is awesome and while she doesn’t have the huge bouncing titties, Tiger makes the most of her pretty pussy and great sexual energy. They continue this hot fuck with some outstanding anal in spoon. Tiger plays with her pussy a lot and that blocks the shot just a bit. Still, it’s a great continuation of an already hot scene. If the Roxy scene was the weakest Teen America has given us in a while, this is the best anal action we have seen from the series in some time. Tiger add some dirty talk while she’s waiting for the facial that is just naughty. (Do you want to cum in my 18 year old Girl Scout mouth….come on….hot.) Scott does just that and she licks up every drop. This one will be a very, very tough act to follow.
Alyssa is a cheerleader who is along for the ride as Jack interviews this cute little cheerleader. In no time at all, she Nick blindfolded and is licking whipped cream off of his nipples. She works her way down to his cock and lingers for a long time. The pace on this scene is quite different than in the others, but it is very good. If you enjoy watching cute girls slowly sucking cock that is. And for you uniform guys, Alyssa shed the cheer outfit a long time ago. Hey, is Nick Herschel Savage’s son? He’s got that same spotted dick thing going on. At any rate, our cute cheer girl gets in top and starts riding. She is very good and has quite a nice ass. It’s just hard for her to keep up after Tiger’s pure stroke fest. Nick rolls her over and starts fucking. This seems to pick the energy up a level and makes Alyssa’s tittes bounce pretty hard. They go for some good looking doggy over the edge of the couch and then he sprays her chest with his own special brand of cream. Alyssa doesn’t lick it all up, but she does rub it in and tongues the tip of his cock taste the last drop.
What can you say about a movie that begins with Gianna playing a contestant who is convinced that swallowing cum will make her a better wet nurse? You just don’t get that kind of laugher in your porn these days. Her scene is great, her tits are great. Fucking Gianna is great. If you only need one great scene to make a disc worth renting, then rent this on the basis of Gianna’s opener. Tiger comes along and really perks things up after Riley’s scene comes up short and Sophia provides the veggie love. This little scout turns herself into an anal pet and blows our fucking doors off. If you only need two great scenes to buy a DVD, purchase this one based on the fact that Tiger is nearly as hot in this movie as Gianna. Overall it is a decent Teen America. I really love two of the scenes, am a little iffy on two and then we’ve got the girl on girl. Though never my favorite kind of scene, I did enjoy the lesbian action here. Sophia really plays her part well and directs a scene that should have even non-veggie folks enjoying the sweet eye candy.
OVERALL RATING: B
FEMALE LOOKS: B+
MALE LOOKS: B
PICTURE QUALITY: A-
EXTRAS: C
PLOT/ACTING: N/A
SEX: B
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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