Rated:
XXX
Category:
Big Cocks
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time:
134 mins
Released:
2007,
DGS
Director:
Brother Love
Stock #:
136920D13
Format:
High Def DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $49.95
|
|
|
I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 13 DVD Movie Blog
I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 13 DVD Description: "Do you believe in magic? Shit, if you didn’t before, you will now because there’s no possible way that these girls can take Shane’s dick as deep as they do. It’s his way or the highway for these naughty little cunts, and he likes it balls deep with his heap of meat. Brooke Scott, Kiara Marie, Savannah Stern, Bobbi Starr, and Tika Tarius are the unlucky broads that they their insides tossed and turned. So I said it once, and I’ll say it again…I can’t believe she took the whole thing!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
Adult Video News Rating: AAA½
|
| Roger's Rating: | |  |
Shane Diesel is fast becoming porn's quickest growing franchise. He seems to have more lines dedicated to his massive member than just about anyone. This time he goes back to something simple. A big black cock plus lots of hot white chicks may not be original, but it can sure be hot. Shane is working again with Brother Love who seems to have formed a bond with the Diesel that reminds me a bit of the way Jules Jordan and Lexington Steele used to work together. One guy films while the other dishes out the dick. The girls on the receiving end are very hot this time. Bobbi Starr is a gorgeous young woman who always takes a surprising amount of dick. Kiara Marie is a curvy cutie with incredible sexual skills. We'll see how many of these girls really can take the whole thing.
Shane has some car trouble up in Simi Valley and pops in on Savannah to borrow the phone. She gets him a cup of coffee and reveals that her husband is a cop. Savannah can't help but notice the big cock in his pants and wants a peek. Impressed, she does her best to take it in her mouth. We've seen a lot of girls lately who barely get the tip of Shane's meat into their mouths. Give Savannah credit for shoving it into her mouth, using both hands to jerk him and for actually letting him pump between her lips a bit. They start with cowgirl and it's rather slow going. His cock looks like it might split her in half, but she works her hips pretty well. It warms up her pussy for some serious mish. With her legs pushed up over her head, Savannah has her insides rearranged by that massive pole. For those people who love trash talk, she starts in about how her husband and all his cop friends write tickets to black dudes because they are jealous of the big black cock. Shane pounds away until her uterus must be up in her throat and then the shoots his load on her chin and tits. Very hot opening scene, especially if you like dirty talking wives getting nailed.
Shane catching the local whore out hooking in front of his house. He brings her inside, threatens to call the cops and listens and she stays defiant. A few digits on the pad and her tune change quickly. Now she just wants to make him happy so he won't call the police. Though she says she has never worked with something so big, this pretty hooker does her best to make Shane happy. There isn't nearly as much dirty talk in this scene, but she does call him "daddy" more than once while Shane calls Brooke "whore" every few seconds. Brooke is a pretty girl with a big ass and a soft middle. She has to work pretty hard to take all that Shane has to offer, but let's give her a ton of credit for putting on a very hot scene. The doggy is good and the facial works, but this scene is not as hot as the opener.
Here's my girl again. I love Kiara. She's this totally cute, totally cool chick with fantastic curves and an ass that should be on everyone's mind. When she comes by, she says something about an initiation and that she is there to see what he needs. What he needs is head and Kiara is more than happy to give that to him. The camera is inexplicably on the ground for the early blowjob footage. That's just not a good angle for any girl. When we switch to POV we get to see her pretty eyes as she sucks that huge thing. He bends her over and spanks her a little before taking her to the next stage of her initiation. Kiara lies on the couch with one leg straight up in the air as Shane slips his big dick right into her shaved slit. It doesn't take him long to pump her hard enough to make those big beautiful tits dance on his chest. This sexy girl loves it big and works really well with Shane. They do some choking that apparently works really well for her. She seems to get off more than once while he stretches her out. The choking gets a little old and dreary as they seem to try and replace the obvious energy they actually have with some pseudo-rough action. In the end Shane dumps a load right into her mouth, checks it out on her tongue and watches her swallow. Guys, if you love young girls with hot curves who can really fuck, you must check out Kiara.
Apparently someone let Bobbi know what she was in for. She is busy lubing up her pussy and working in as many fingers as possible into her hot little pussy. The solo action is a great warm up and sets us up for the action nicely. Bobbi makes a call, ordering up a guy who will treat her like "a totally worthless slut." Shane show up, blindfolds Bobbi and starts spanking her pretty ass. After licking her asshole, he turns her around and sticks that big dick into her mouth. Bobbi can handle size so she responds to his semi-rough face fucking pretty well. He isn't trying to break her jaw but makes sure that she feels a little worked over. The pussy opens a bit more so he can drop the hammer on her. Bobbi is super pretty, has a gorgeous pussy and really handles this scene well. I love the doggy shots as she reaches back, spreads her ass to give us a perfect view of those lips straining to take that massive meat missile Shane is ramming into her hole. Shane eventually pull the blindfold off and starts really power fucking her. Some of that faux-rough stuff just bores me and makes the scene feel too long. Bobbi saves the day, begging to taste him cum at the end and swallowing it all like a good slut.
I haven't seen Tika before, but she certainly looks good during a very brief tease segment. Shane apparently thinks that her pussy looks good because he dives in there and starts licking. If this exotic cutie is intimidated by the monster meat she defiantly doesn't show it. She drops his balls in her mouth and lets his cock rest on her face as she sucks away happily. Even though she can only get the head into her mouth, she gives vaginal penetration a try. It is pretty slow going in this hole as well, but just when it seems that he may have to give up, Tika spreads a little wider and is able to take him all the way in. Though it is clearly a tight fit, she gets up on top and takes a rather spirited ride. It looks like he pretty much wears her out with some deep doggy dicking and she sounds like she's begging for more than just his cum at the end. Tika gets the nut right on her tongue. She had to work for this and damn did she earn it.
The bonus material includes a long BTS reel featuring naked interviews with the girls. Nice job here. It also includes a bonus scene with Whitney Stevens from Super Naturals 7. If you haven't seen this scene already take a look. It's really good and shows of young Whitney and her spectacular breasts.
Personally I can't believe that anyone can take the whole thing. Shane Diesel is a force of nature and at his best, he's a pretty good porn performer as well. In this movie he jumps in and out of this other character though. He gets rough, grabs necks and acts like he needs to do more than just fuck to get the girls' attention. I don't get that stuff at all. Some of the role playing is cute and the girls stay in character. This movie works best when Shane is just relaxing and letting the girls do as much as they can with that big dick. Kiara and Bobbi are really good at this and their scenes stand out. I know I've said it before, but I really dig Kiara Marie. She just seems like a really fun chick who love to fuck. That works for me. Savannah's opener offers some hot dirty talk and is as solid as anything else in the movie. I liked this one a lot, but I hope Shane isn't going to start choking and playing too rough. Remember Shane, you're not part of the moderately hung white boy mafia. You don't need to pull anything out of their lame play book. You don't need to grab a girl's head to make her gag. You don't need act like you're fucking her up inside. What's next? Your foot on some chick's face?
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
|
|
| Post Your I Can't Believe I Took The... Movie Review |
Note: Initial blog postings may be delayed by moderator.
Your movie review goes here:
|
|
|
| Movie Reviews Blog is a community-powered adult-oriented movie fan publication. Everything here is contributed by the actual professional writers and real people just like you -- all with a passion for the erotica -- especially the great adult films that we all enjoy. Movie Reviews Blog provides a public forum for fans to post movie reviews. Movie Reviews Blog does not edit these views and opinions. |
|
|
* Click here for a complete list of Major Reviewers
|
|
