Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
Caballero Classics
Released:
2006,
CABC
Stock #:
135342D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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Jane Bond Meets Octopussy DVD Movie Blog
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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1. Who starred in the movie, and what did you think of their performances?
Amber, Amber, Amber!!! Sorry, I'm a sucker for Amber, and while this isn't the best thing she ever did, it's a fine example of her sizzling screen sexuality. Fortunately, the supporting female cast is just about as distinguished -- cute lil' Blondi, smoldering Kristara Barrington, sweet Porsche Lynn, and two-lesser-known but no-less-arousing sluts, Lori Lovett and Mauvais de Noire. Tony Montana, Randy West, and good-looking but seldom-seen Gary Barker are the guys. This is another porno in which plot and acting can be largely ignored. In this porno-oh-seven knockoff, Octopussy (Kris) has procured a sex-ray that makes women superhorny (oh, no! not another one!). Jane Bond is on her case, of course.
2. What did you think of the film’s production values?
Although the producers did spend a little more money than usual on sets and costumes, no one is going to mistake this vid for a Sean Connery flick. Most of the sexing takes place in an opulent mansion, and there is one particularly atmospheric scene in somebody's basement. More importantly, the videography, editing, and overall direction by Jack Remy are well-done.
3. How do you rate the film’s eroticism?
Pretty damn hot, y'know? Many people aren't especially turned on by female masturbation scenes, but Amber in her prime was something special when she applied her well-manicured hands to her ripe, pink pussy! And the expressions on her lovely face are erotic poetry! Okay, enough. You know where I stand on Amber. She soon goes into action with Gary in an office-
interview suck/fuck. Kristara (supposedly a man-hater in this vid) gets Porsche to reveal the sexy lingerie beneath her labcoat, then starts an intense lezbo licakathon. Blondi heads into some outdoor action with -- who else? -- Tony, and whatever she saw in that guy, their on-camera fuck chemistry was for real! She takes his load all over her cute tits. Next, Randy (one of Jane's fellow agents) is caught snooping by Lori and Mauvais, both crazed by the sex-ray and demanding to do some snooping on Randy. After giving them just three hours to stop, he reluctantly escapes their clutches, only to encounter Amber and to be treated to a hot fuck with her, ending as she jacks his load all over her cute little belly. Finally, Kristara gets a little dose of the sex-ray and decides she likes guys after all -- or at least, Gary, whom she fucks and sucks to a big blow. This is primo late-'80s porn, folks, featuring some of the best X-rated performers of the time.
4. What did you like most about this movie?
Need I say "Amber?" The supporting cast is excellent, but it's Amber's showcase.
5. What did you enjoy least about this film?
I always take a point off for Tony Montana, one of the most obnoxious male porn performers of all time -- though in this vid he's somewhat subdued. (Sorry -- if you like him, write you own review). It also would have been nice to see Porsche in a hetero scene.
6. What is your overall opinion of the film? How would you rate it on a scale of one to ten?
Like I said, a great Amber Lynn showcase. If you're a fan, check it out. If you're not, still a hot, cutesie vid for sharing with your mate or for when you have a solo whack attack. The women are cute and into it! Minus a point for Tony Montana, the RATING: 7
Reviewed by:-- Mr. Lipps (based on VHS viewing)
Posted By Mr. Lipps, www.excaliburfilms.com | 4/4/07 12:18 PM
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