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Flirt N Squirt DVD

Rated: XXX
Category: Squirting
Ships: Check Inventory
Run Time: 125 mins
Studio: New Machines Pub.
Released: 2007, NMP
Director: Dick Logan
Stock #: 134943D1
Format: DVD
Number of Discs: 1
List Price: $39.95
  
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Flirt N Squirt DVD Description: "100% Squirting!!!"

Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM

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Roger's Rating:   Star

I have pretty much given up on reviewing any 'squirt' movies, but I'm making an exception here. It isn't that I really dislike the whole water sports thing. Let's just be up front. I don't buy the squirt thing any more. Peeing is peeing and dressing it up may make it more palatable to some, but not to me. Not that it bothers me. It just doesn't turn me on. So that's why I don't usually review these. They just aren't in my wheelhouse. I'm going to give this one a look because it's a new production company. I had a choice when picking my first Corrupted Pictures release. I could do a squirt release or an all-girl movie. I am hoping that in picking this title, I will get some good sex plugged in around the 'squirt' stuff. Since the core fetish leaves me totally cold, you will have to factor that into the overall grade. If you enjoy the water sports, then plug in a few bonus points while I judge this movie solely on the sexual heat coming from the couples.

Jenna starts out by talking dirty on the phone. She is waiting anxiously for some stranger to arrive and fuck her. That stranger turns out to be Brandon Iron and his dick is already hard. Jenna sticks it in her mouth and reminds us all that the quagging fad hasn't completely passed. She fake gags and drools all over her his before mounting it for a ride. I like the sex at first, but because of the theme, she has to stop for a bit to spray all over him. Though this is totally lost on me, her energy and dirty talk as they fuck certainly isn't. Brandon fucks the hell out of her and this is a really excellent. To be honest, the only thing holding it back is the wet stops. After a final shower from Jenna, Brandon leaves his own liquid lunch on her waiting face.

Van has clearly done something to push all of Cassie's buttons. He's just lying around on the couch and she absolutely has to have some of what he's got in his pants. While he's still trying to watch TV, Cassie puts that cock right in her mouth and pushes it to the back of her throat. Eventually the blowjob distracts him from the TV just enough for him to give her a little attention. He flips her onto her back and starts working her pussy. This is a pretty solid fuck at this point and we haven't broken the rhythm with They take care of the squirt stuff during a long finger fuck session. Once Van finishes this off, he rolls her back over and works that juicy slit from behind. Her body looks really good in doggy and the action is nicely shot here. For those who like Cassie's backside, wait around for the cowgirl. She knows how to work her hips in a way that looks great and probably feels even better. I like this scene better than the first because they don't break up the rhythm with so many squirt stops. Van gives her a big load for the face and the camera lingers nicely after the shot to let us enjoy the sight.

This couple barely gets in the front door before the furious finger fucking begins. At least they focus on the 'squirt' footage before the sex so perhaps the rhythm will work out better. Her pussy is already wet so she sucks his cock to make sure that his member is nice and juiced up for the action. There are some nice ass shots as she rides in cowgirl. This one has some really good energy and they don't stop every few minutes so she can relieve herself. In fact the only squirting left comes from the guy when he shoots on her face.

Angela complains about the guy she's dating to her friend, but still can't wait to fuck him. At least he's good for something I guess. The way he drops down and starts licking her box, you can see why she might be anxious to get the small talk out of the way. Angela gives pretty good head and has him in the mood to get fucked. There are a few wet pull outs as he fucks her on the couch, but mostly this is a straight forward fuck. If you like the wet shots, then the energy is just an added bonus. If you don't like bladder relief in mid-fuck, then enjoy the way she gets banged. Angela uses that dick, sprays all over it and looks ready to kick him out even before he gets his rocks off. At least she lets him do that before kicking him to the curb.

Saving the queen of squirt for last, they bring us Cytherea. She gets really aggressive with Herschel; His dick is already hard so she just drops her mouth on it for a little lubrication. It slides right in easily and she seems quite happy to have it in her twat. He is a hot little talker who pulls her knee up to her chest and the best action of the scene comes when she mounts his dick, grabs her heels and rides him like she's a rodeo cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl allows her get things wet again, but it's her sexual energy that is really special here. When Herschel starts getting dirty she loves it. He grabs her throat and starts trash talking her, but that only makes the leaky little prick pleasure happy. Just to prove how happy she is, Cytherea takes a big load on her face. Hey, she gives a little, she takes a little.

You can't totally ignore the 'squirt' factor in this movie. I did my best, but it's there in every scene. What I liked about the squirt action is that it is part of the general flow. I still find it distracting, but it doesn't ever take over the movie. It is nicely mixed in with the sex so it should help both the genre fans and the rest of us. So many 'squirt' flicks are all about the peeing and not so much about the sex. This flick is all about the sex with some wet shots along the way. I really enjoyed the final scene. This is the most energy I've seen from Cytherea in a while. The rest of the scenes are pretty good. Nothing great here, but the action is well paced, more energetic than average and for those who like it, features 'squirting' in every scene.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

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