Rated:
XXX
Category:
Classics
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
VCA Video
Released:
2005,
VCA
Director:
Henri Pachard
Stock #:
11184D1
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $19.95
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New Barbarians DVD Movie Blog
New Barbarians DVD Description: "A glowing crystal that causes sexual arousement as well as time travel is the centerpiece of this sexual sword-and-sorcery epic from award winning director Henri Pachard. Gorgeous Victoria Paris stars as the buxom amazon whose quest for the stolen crystal takes her from one sexual tryst to another-and eventually into another century! Don't miss the first half of the most important adult feature of the 1990s!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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At a time when Xena is fast becoming a TV phenomena unseen since the height of the Baywatch juggernaut, this costume adult feature, might be one to revisit. It has a huge cast, most of whom run around in loin cloths, as well as a credible story and some good looking people getting boned. (He,he,he get it, 'boned', prehistoric, he, he, he)
As life in this colony of ancients surrounds an old wizard, one couple seems to have missed the bell. Eric Price and a pretty blonde hook up on the floor of a tent, content in their carnal pairing and seemingly unconcerned about missing the tale of the stone. Eric gives her plenty to smile about. This is far more interesting than the growing group grope with extras outside the tent, and would have been better served on its own, rather than being watered down.
Into the village rides Jon Dough, with sword flailing. He chops the old wizard down and steals the magic stone, leaving Victoria Paris without her father, and very pissed off as she begins her journey to find the stone and avenge her father's death. On her road, she runs across Randy West, a warrior with his own vendetta against Dough. They form an uneasy union. Meanwhile, back at the evil camp, Dough returns to his people. His reward for bringing the stone to Randy Spears is a turn in the pit with two beastlike women, Tianna and Natasha Skyler. They feed on his body like their very lives depend upon it. Not much of a stretch for Tianna, who always fucked like a cock starved nympho. Natasha, an underused, nicely build brunette, is quite impressive here, nearly matching superstar Tianna in terms of intensity and noise level. Jon enthusiastically fucks both acrobatic nymphs until he nearly collapses before shooting his seed all over Natashas's flat belly.
With the magical stone now in the hands of Spears, Victoria and Randy West continue their pursuit. With the help of the crystal, they end up in the present, witnessing Joey Silvera bending Nina Hartley over a car and fucking her relentlessly. Though crying at first, Nina seems to warm up quickly. You see, they are fucking for an audience for money. What exactly that has to do with the plot, is a vague at best, but Nina is toned and tight here, in all her glory.
With the help of mute girl, Sabrina Dawn, Spears is beginning to figure out how to make the crystal work as a time transporter. She gets him worked up and the crystal starts to work its magic. The plot has become so cumbersome, that any sex would be good here, and this happens to be exceptional. Sabrina, always beautiful, is very into her work here. As pretty as she is, any oral scene with this woman was always great, and the energy she puts into her fucking goes well beyond ninety percent of what she did in other efforts. Their torrid lovemaking leaves Randy spent, but allows Sabrina to escape with the crystal. As luck would have it, she is also West's sister so the crystal ends up back in the right hands. (God, this makes about as much sense as a Xena plot.)
Later, by the fire, the women discuss the powers of the crystal. This naturally leads to where all those Xena fans (And just why does every lesbian I know LIVE for that show?) wish they could see, the two warrior princesses (Or is it Princi?) keeping each other warm by the fire. The two, buck skinned beauties really make a lusty pair. Victoria dives deep into Sabrina's pussy, bringing the sometimes comatose pretty girl to life in a big way. In turn, Sabrina makes good use of her mouth over every curvy inch of Victoria's amble thighs and ass before probing her tongue deep into the shaved slit of the blonde Goddess.
With Sabrina now along for the ride, the trio continue on their way, stopping as Sabrina starts rubbing the crystal. Overcome with lust, Randy and Victoria start groping on their horse and have to dismount and go wild. Victoria (Who I still think looks like Jenny Garth) gives one of her very best blowjobs before straddling his prone body and really working her fantastic hips. I often found Ms. Paris dull and lifeless in her scenes, in spite her wonderful figure. However, she is very into her role here and seems compelled to bounce up and down on his cock, her huge tits and soft ass jiggling about madly.
In their post coital bliss, Spears attacks. A vicious sword fight erupts, and somehow a rift in time opens up, taking Victoria and Sabrina into the future. What happens next? You actually have to grab part two to see how things turn out. Overall, this is a watchable sex video. Great costumes, and a decent, if sometimes overwhelming storyline make it a bit more fun. Victoria Paris and Sabrina are just gorgeous and give their best efforts. Tianna and Natasha are also wroth a look in this couples friendly, better than average porn video.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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