Rated:
XXX
Category:
Gonzo
Ships: Check Inventory
Studio:
Kick Ass Pictures
Released:
2002,
KAP
Director:
Slain Wayne
Stock #:
61577D3
Format:
DVD
Number of Discs:
1
List Price: $44.95
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Kung-Fu Girls 3 DVD Movie Blog
Kung-Fu Girls 3 DVD Description: "Tits of Fury! The evil Ninja Queen is back, conjuring ancient warriors to slay the Kung-Fu Girls and kidnap their beloved Master. Number one son Wanker Wang steps in to lead the girls in their struggle against this insidious evil. You'll see gravity-defying martial arts moves such as the flying throat screw, the 180-degree vagina plunge, and the gaping asshole slam-screw. Thank God the Kung-Fu Girls are on our side!"
Posted By Virginia Beaver, www.excaliburfilms.com 9/28/06 9:15 AM
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I always have fun watching a Slain Wayne movie for several reasons. The two main things I enjoy about his work are the facts that A- he knows what he's doing behind a camera and B- he has fun with porn. The porn directors who take themselves too seriously tend to forget that when they do their job well, everyone in the audience will be jerking off, fucking and/or sucking their way through the movie. SW has a good time with his movies, doing things that other people just don't do, but he also tries to make sure that there is enough stuff to keep the fans wanking like mad. In this movie, Wayne combined two traditional male passions, hot chicks and kung-fu flicks. This combination should spell success, especially when you consider the fact that he's got Aurora Snow in the cast and that's a stone cold lock for at least one hot scene.
As part three of this series begins, the evil princess (Loni) summons warriors from another dimension to take over the world. It looks like she's going to welcome to our world with a hot three way, but alas that will have wait until later. First we have to meet the Kung Fu Girls, Sharon Wild, Faith and Ashley. They compare feet and tits before the master comes in. The dojo antics are worth a chuckle, but last a bit too long. (Feel free to fast forward a bit.) The first of the ancient warriors attacks Sharon, but is quickly rendered helpless by her superior martial arts moves. To punish him, Sharon forces sex on the guy. Not much of a torture, but at least she puts him to work licking her pussy first. In no time at all, the blonde has his dick in her mouth and is sliding her lips down the shaft. Sharon looks really good naked and spreads her thighs wide to take a major pounding. Isn't it cool how assassins can easily be thwarted by simply fucking them? After a good solid poke, the guy shoots a load in her mouth.
Thanks to some cleverly dispensed poison, Sharon is out of the way and the bad guys capture the master. Faith is the next KF Girl who has to take on one of the bad guys. After another funny fight scene ends, she decides that a helpless man can still provide a nice hard dick. This pretty brunette really does a nice job sucking dick, taking it as deep as she can and really having fun with it. The guy has enough energy left to drop the hammer on her little slit. He pushes her thighs back and goes to the root into her twat. When she rides him, we get to scope her strong thighs and nicely rounded backside. He busts a nut on her face, stunning her long enough to get away.
That leaves Ashley as the last Kung Fu Girl to have to fight off a baddie. She kicks some serious ass with a telephone. This tall blonde looks really good in her sexy outfit, taking on her foe and beating the tar out of him. After beating on him, she strips down and shows off her long, lean body. Crawling over to him, she takes his big cock into her mouth and jams it to the back of her throat. Nice eye contact as she wets his rod with her mouth. Those long legs spread wide for the reverse cowgirl and it looks great. He gets on top of her and pumps really hard on that tight little hole. The energy stays really high when she takes it in her ass. In the middle of this deep, hard assfuck, she tastes his dick showing that those innocent looks don't really reflect her inner slut. The dude busts a big nut on her face and then splits.
All hell has broken loose in the city as the barbarians are taking over. Aurora Snow is the sexy reporter trying to get the scoop. After they take out the cops, they turn on Aurora. She doesn't seem too worried and smiles her way into the best scene of the movie. Once she gets naked, Aurora's mouth is open and ready for as much cock as they can feed her. On her knees, this perfect little hottie keeps them both hard and happy with her expert hands and pretty mouth. One stays in her mouth while the other starts slamming into her pussy. The harder they fuck her the more she smiles. They move to her ass and that is every bit as receptive as her mouth and pussy. With all of her holes warmed up, the guys blast both holes at once in some blistering DP. They glaze her pretty face, giving us a scene to stroke to time and again.
Back at the lair, the evil Princess is finally taken some time out to get her holes plugged. Loni has big, soft tits that get a serious workout as she's sucking dick. The camera is underneath her chin which I hate, but he's got his hands on those big tits, so it actually works. She works with her hands and lips to get him hard enough to slide her pussy onto. Facing the camera , Loni pumps her hips, milking his cock with her slit. They roll over and he pushes her legs back to drill her even deeper. This girl likes it deep and when they get into a spoon position, she fucks back hard, shaking those big tits. Doggy isn't as hot to watch because her ass isn't nearly as impressive as her tits, but she makes up for that with a nice facial shot at the finish.
Our story comes to a predictable end with one more silly fight scene and the chance of yet another KFG movie. There is a simple, very thin plot here that leads us easily from one scene to the next. In between the silly fights and the politically incorrect humor, there are some pretty damn hot sex scenes. All of the Kung Fu Girls turn in good performances, with Ashley managing to rise above the others. This long legged blonde is an all access slut who doesn't mind being pumped in every hole. Loni also shines when given the chance in the final scene of the movie. Outshining them all is Aurora Snow. Her three way is the best scene of the movie and even her lead in dialog works. Good for a chuckle and delivers five hot sex scenes as well.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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